North Star Wrestling
Introduction
Introduction
The year is 2003. It’s October, and Minneapolis is a city on the precipice of something. Greatness? Maybe not...but something is in the air. The Timberwolves have finally cracked the Western Conference Finals. Prince is back on local radio. Every bulletin board along Hennepin is calling out a different Replacements tribute band. There’s a sliver of momentum stirring up in the belly of the beast, that anxious feeling that either excites or scares you, but you know what it means. It means something is about to change.
This town used to be a proving ground for wrestlers all across the country. Armories filled to the rafters. VFW halls thick with smoke and sweat, hosting brawls that your grandparents love to still talk about. A lineage that runs straight back through the AWA and into the identity of the city itself. When that died in 1995, most simply turned away and gave up wrestling as a teenage past time. By 2003, even the hardcore fans struggled to maintain an interest. The WWE reigned supreme, and whilst TNA and Ring of Honor were a nice alternative, they failed to take hold of the fine people of this state.
My name is Artemis “Arty” Johnson. I’m forty years old. Minneapolis born and raised. I’ve covered just about every sport this city’s produced, from high school gyms to half-empty minor league ballparks. Wrestling somehow always slipped past me professionally. Either it wasn’t here, or it didn’t feel like something I recognised. Modern national wrestling promotions never quite captured the magic nor landed the way it did when I was a kid in the seventies. Those people felt larger than life, the rivalries seemed so intense, and the matches may not stand up from an athletic perspective to some of the high flying stunt work that has become very popular these days, but they were dripping with storyline, psychology, and purpose.
So when, a few months ago, I started hearing a few quiet mentions of a guy called Isaac Hale that was looking to put Minneapolis Wrestling back on the map again, I had to pay attention.
As luck would have it, I knew a guy who knew a guy who knew Isaac's grandmother, and so after an exchange of pleasantries on MySpace, I took him up on an offer to stop by his yard and watch him and a handful of others train. What I found wasn’t slick or impressive in the way polished promotions tend to be. They certainly didn't have a production budget. But it was serious. The effort was genuine. And after speaking to a few of the lads and gals, one thing became clear very quickly: they all really believed in this.
Not long after, Isaac and I sat down over steaks and cheap whiskey at a local smokehouse. He slid an “all-access pass” across the table — a laminated index card with my name written on it in marker — and asked if I’d cover North Star Wrestling from day one. No expectations, no spin. Just access and an open mind.
That I could do.
Then nothing. A generic Christmas text. Silence. Until January 8th, 2004, when a short message came through:
“First show. Feb 13th. My backyard. 3pm. Hope you can make it.
— Isaac”
A few days later, a leaflet appeared in my letterbox.
North Star Wrestling: Rising
The opening weekend of North Star Wrestling is finally upon us.
Hale Family Grounds, Kenwood. Directions overleaf.
An eight-man tournament across two nights will determine the best of this particular collection of misfits. Full weekend tickets for both shows are available for the price of one.
Opening Round Matches
Isaac Hale vs. Captain Galaxy
Hale has trained and wrestled across the States for over a decade, including a brief spell as WCW enhancement talent in the mid-nineties. A technical wrestler with a grounded approach.
His opponent is the mysterious Captain Galaxy. That is, apparently, all anyone knows.
Gregor Knox vs. Kade Huxley
Gregor Knox was recently released from prison for a crime he insists he didn’t commit, only because someone else got there first. Aggressive, joyless, and far too comfortable with violence.
He faces Kade Huxley, the so-called Grunge Prophet, an unpredictable and inexperienced presence who claims he’s here to leave a mark.
Canvas Creed vs. “Big Flex” Brian Bravo
Some will tell you Canvas isn’t his given name. Those people are wrong. He believes wrestling is art and he’s looking for a masterpiece.
Brian Bravo believes he already is one. Permanently oiled, aggressively muscled, and sporting a questionable seventies moustache. One half of the Yard Kings.
“Sky High” Jaime Rourke vs. “Scrap-Iron” Sam Sharpe
Rourke has been wrestling for sixteen months and moves like gravity is simply an option.
He faces the other Yard King, Sam Sharpe — wiry, mean, and rarely without a rusty spanner in hand.
Meet the Roster
Isaac Hale — “The North Star”
Isaac Hale — “The North Star”
Hale isn’t just the founder. He’s the centre of everything here. Fifteen years on the road, now in his early thirties, and still feeling like momentum never quite arrived. Where many became cynical and bitter, he decided to switch tact and create his own destiny.
Jaime Rourke — “Sky High”
Rourke wrestles on instinct more than anything else. A glorified stuntman to some, but a loveable daredevil to the rest. With only eighteen months under his belt he is still green but improving every day and, more importantly than anything, he is eager to learn.
Canvas Creed
Creed approaches wrestling as expression as much as it is competition. Beneath the eccentricity is a sharp mind and a deep psychological understanding of the business. There’s also a quiet philosopher within, but he tends to keep his own counsel.
Gregor Knox — “The One Who Knox”
If you didnt know, by reputation alone, that Knox had been in prison before you saw him, he would flagrantly remind you of that as he is rarely seen out of a prison jumpsuit. Some mangled form of protest of innocence I suppose. Knox brings something real and unsettling. He hits hard and lets others ask the questions later.
The Yard Kings — Brian Bravo & Sam Sharpe
Loud, delusional, and strangely inseparable. Bravo loves his reflection. Sharpe loves a fight. They cheat, brag, and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. When Sam isn't brooding for an unfair fight, you might find him at the poker table until his bad luck turns his mood foul and he starts swinging.
Captain Galaxy
Cosmic destiny. Interstellar justice. Captain Galaxy fights for those who cannot fight for themselves. Or at least he tries. The kids are gonna love him.
Kade Huxley
A proficient technician in the ring but a troubled soul out of it - sometimes also in it. He hears whispers and voices, but when they talk to him they dont tend to have much in the way of understanding. Maybe some healthy competition will help him come to terms with whatever it is that troubles him.
Professor Pain
A man who claims to have a sinister plan to take over the world. Oh boy.
Rhonda Hogan
The NSW ring announcer. Always dressed for the occasion - just usually the wrong one. Is routinely disappointed that this isn't a battle of the bands.
Grandma Gail
Runs the merch table and cannot abide the Yard Kings. They claim this is why theyve never sold a shirt, but there might be other reasons for that. As the Hale family matriarch, Gail takes no prisoners if she sees any shenanigans, tomfoolery, or chicanery. Her words.Closing Thoughts
North Star Wrestling is messy. It’s hopeful. It’s held together by belief and some very cheap and run down equipment. If something real is going to rise in Minneapolis again, could this be the first flicker?
Welcome to the beginning of North Star Wrestling.
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