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WWF BOSTON GARDENS-3/10

Don Muraco vs Bob Orton
Bob jumps him lime last time and chokes him with this jacket, and it's dirty, mean and petty as hell. Don fights back and wastes him with big body shots in the corner, and Bob's selling is fantastic. Orton slips in an eye poke and hits a shoulder breaker to hurt him bad. He rams the arm into the post and beats the crap out of it with kicks and punches, and it's a wonderful beating. Bob takes him down to the mat and grinds him down for a while with some nasty work, and Don's arm selling is very good times. Muraco finally gets free and drops a headbutt right to the dick in a sweet revenge spot and kicks the shit out of him. They trade rollups and Don gets his hands on the ropes to steal it in a nice fuck you.
**3/4

Bam Bam Bigelow w/Oliver Humperdink vs Sika

Woooooooo monster mash. BBB shows zero fear as he runs right at him and uses his fat body to put Sika on his back, and attacks the leg. He headbutts and jumps on it with his entire body, and Sika is badly hurt. The monster goes for the eyes to get out and starts hitting headbutts and body shots and rocks the big man. BBB's selling is awesome and really shows off what he can do. Sika misses a charge into the corner and lands on his back, and BBB quickly hits the Slingshot splash to win.
**

Randy Savage w/Miss Elizabeth vs Hercules
Herc attacks him from behind like a coward and breaks out some very decent heel antics, but it's Randy's selling and bumps that do all the work for it. He gets punched to the floor and then takes a knee to the face, and is all messed up. Herc's control is terrible as it's boring and bland, and he looks like a massive dope blowing his big chance. Randy does what he can with big bumps and selling, but Herc is a complete turd. Randy thankfully fights back and lights him up with classic offence. He fights out of the full nelson and rams Herc's head into the buckle, and hits an Ax Handle and gets a cradle to win. '
*

Strike Force vs The Islanders
MASSIVE FIGHT TO START AS THE ISLANDERS JUMP THEM AND BEAT THEM LIKE COWARDS, BUT OUR HEROES REFUSE TO DIE AND FIGHT BACK. Wonderful strikes from our boys with force as they batter the piss out of them. Haku and Tama again bump like complete freaks for everything landing on their faces and bodies with full force. MARTEL HITS TAMA WITH A DROPKICK AND SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND THEN OVER THE FUCKING RAIL TO THE FLOOR AND TAMA SMACKS HIS FACE AS HE LANDS. HOLY SHIT. Haku goes out and brings him back in because this is life or death, and Martel smokes him more and more with amazing punches to the face and body. Tito joins in and wreaks Tama's arm and body as well, and it's a perfect control seg. Haku finally gets in and is also dominated, until he and Martel collide heads and Rick is knocked silly. Tama attacks with the tag rope and beats the shit out of him, and they get super dirty as they hide the rope as they strangle and beat him half to death. TAMA GETS HIS REVENGE BY THROWING MARTEL RIGHT TO THE FLOOR AND RICK SPLATS AS HE LANDS. GOOD LORD. Tama throws him into the post head first to kill him even more, and Rick's selling is tremendous. The boys cut him off and bash him over and over, and the crowd is insane. Haku misses a splash and eats shit, and Tito finally gets in and murders them with a wild hot tag pinballing them all over the place with every ounce of fire he has. Tito gets the Figure Four on, but the ref is getting Rick out, and Haku gets in and kills Tito with a headbutt to knock him out and makes the cover like last time to steal it.
***1/2

This series is terrifyingly tremendous two matches in, Can't wait for the next.
 

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WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Honky Tonk Man-13/6/87
WWF Tag Team Champions: The Hart Foundation-7/2/87

WWF Superstars of Wrestling
October 3rd, 1987
Peoria, IL

Match#1 Superstar Billy Graham & The Rougeau Brothers vs Joe Mirto, Tom Stone, & Rick Gantner

Son of a bitch. The old man is hideous as we've covered and truly looks near death with everything he's doing, and i have zero idea how anyone could enjoy this. The Brothers do their thing and it's good, but there is too much SBG being a turd and bringing it all down to its knees. He wins with his awful bearhug.
DIE

Craig Interviews-
-Jimmy and Elizabeth are our guests tonight to hype Savage/HTM for tonight's SNME
-Jimmy says they aren't worried because he manages more than one champion, baby.
-Liz says she is concerned about Randy's savage, and Jimmy says she better be because they're going to humiliate him.
-Liz says they can say and do what they want because tonight they will be eating their words. Woooooo go Liz

Match#2 Ted DiBiase w/Virgil vs Scott Casey
Another really good Ted squash as his offence is mean and brutal looking, and he also breaks out some big bumps for the kid. Best of both worlds. Ted really lays down a beating for a time, but Casey fights back and nearly does the shocking. Ted catches him with a spinebuster and then locks in a Leg Bar to win.
**1/2

Mean Gene-
-SBG says words about Butch.
-NO

Match#3 Paul Orndorff w/Oliver Humperdink vs Dave Wagner
Bobby has a cut in right away saying he's got something special in store for Wonderful to finally get him to bury his head in the sand. More good stuff from the one armed man as he can still beat a dude up, and Wagner is a good jobber to eat shit. Rude and Bobby walk out on the stage and pose, and i guess this is the revenge. Paul keeps doing his thing and wins with the Piledriver.
*1/2

Post match, Paul sees him and poses back to send a message he's not scared.

Mean Gene-
-Randy Savage is here and all amped up
-Gene says he's noticed over the last few months that Randy now has SPUNK, and Randy clicks his fingers and says that's it as he's more spunky now than ever before. It's going to be Spunky vs Hercules and he's taking him and everyone out with the Big Elbow.

Match#4 Hercules, King Kong Bundy, & Rick Rude w/ Bobby Heenan vs Tony Leone, ML Williams, & Chris Bassett
Short at 90 seconds and too much bad Herc and lazy Bundy before Rude plays clean up in the last 20 seconds. Backbreaker does it.
1/2*

WWF Update-
-Craig covers Patera's arm injury.
-Ken says the same stuff he's been saying for months,

Match#5 Killer Khan w/Mr Fuji vs Mike Richards
Khan does his thing and it's ok for the most part, but you can tell he's not giving a shit now that's his push is dead. We have a cut in showing he sprayed JYD with the mist recently, so i guess we have a new feud. Knee drop ends it.
*

They replay Islanders attacking Tito and Pedro.

They air an amazing video about Matilda being very cute and needing her belly rubs.

Match#6 Junkyard Dog & Ivan Putski vs Mike Poland & Chris Curtis
Hhahahahahhahaa holy shit, what a duo. 3 minutes of bad power spots from a very old and broken down Ivan, and JYD is the laziest and fattest man in WWF. Clearly they should win the titles and hold them until they die. Polish Hammer ends it.

PRO WRESTLING
 

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WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Honky Tonk Man-13/6/87
WWF Tag Team Champions: The Hart Foundation-7/2/87

WWF SATURDAY NIGHTS MAIN EVENT XII
OCTOBER 3RD, 1987
HERSHEY, PA
HERSHEYPARK ARENA


Opening interviews-
-HTM says he's going to Shake Rattle and Roll Savage to prove he's the greatest IC champion ever. Plus, he's going to steal his woman because he knows she likes a winner
-FREAK OUT FREAK OUT. Those will be HTM's final insults as the Macho Man is ready to shut his big mouth in front of zillons of fans
-Bobby says he gave Wonderful everything he's ever had, and tonight Bundy will take care of him
-Sika eats everything put in front of him (He's eating a chicken as Fuji talks) and he's going to eat Hogan
-Hogan says Sika can eat and hunt anything he wants, but when he crosses that great divide it will be him being torn apart by Hulkamania.

Vince and Bobby are on the call tonight. YES.

Mean Gene-
-HTM wants to enter first because the fans want to see a real entertainer and he's going to give those people exactly what they want.
-HTM is cocky and bad and he's stealing that woman because she loves the way he walks.

Mean Gene-
-Randy cuts the famous DANGER ZONE promo, so here we go


PERFECT

Match#1 Honky Tonk Man (c) w/Jimmy Hart vs Randy Savage w/Miss Elizabeth (WWF Intercontiental Championship)
HTM tries his bullshit and does ok to start with those great punches and elbows, but Randy fires back and kicks the shit out of him in a beautiful sight to behold. Randy seems to be more focused than crazed as he takes HTM apart. Jimmy goes after Liz on the floor, and HTM attacks Randy when he tries to stop him. Bobby calls Liz out for causing trouble in a massive change. HTM's control is slow but good as his offence is very good, and Savage's selling is of course tremendous. Savage comes back and whips his ass with the Axe Handles and batters him, but Jimmy keeps saving and stoping Randy from really getting back into full control. After he keeps doing it, Randy brings him and knocks him out cold with a punch and sends him to the ground. HF now come out and try to bring Jimmy back to life on the floor, and Vince says they're wrestling tonight as well. Randy keeps kicking HTM's face in as HF try to get Jimmy out of there. HTM leaves the ring to take Jimmy out and brings HF back in the ring with him. He uses it to turn the tide and beats Randy up more and more, and Savage breaks out some great bumps for all of it. HF drag him to the floor and kick him in the ribs and head, and HTM nearly steal it, but Randy somehow kicks out. Randy finally comes back and wastes him good and proper and kills him with the Elbow, but the Foundation attack him for the DQ.
**3/4

Post match, HF beat the holy hell out of Randy in an all time beatdown. HTM comes back to life and helps out as Liz is terrified on the outside. HTM slaps Randy like a piece of shit, AND HE GETS HIS GUITAR AND TRIES TO KILL RANDY, BUT LIZ GETS IN THE RING AND STANDS IN BETWEEN THEM. FUCK YEAH, LIZ. HTM SHOVES HER DOWN TO THE MAT AND DANCES OVER HER, AND THE CROWD WANTS HIM DEAD. Liz runs off flanked by cops as Bobby laughs about all this like the most evil dude. Back in the ring, HTM breaks the guitar right over Savage's head.

HF keep beating him down, BUT LIZ WALKS OUT WITH HULK FUCKING HOGAN. OH MY GOD. HOGAN GETS IN THE RING AND TRIES TO FIGHT BUT THE NUMBERS ARE TOO MUCH AND HE GETS BEATEN DOWN AS WELL. BUT HE FIGHTS OUT WITH PUNCHES AND RANDY COMES BACK TO LIFE AND ATTACKS THEM AS WELL. THEY CLEAR THE RING AND THEN THEY BACK INTO EACH OTHER AND STARE EACH DOWN.

RANDY ACTUALLY CALMS IT DOWN AND THEN EXTENDS HIS HAND AND THE CROWD GETS EVEN LOUDER AS HOGAN THINKS ABOUT IT

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"WE COULD BE SEEING THE MEETING OF THE MADNESS AND THE MANIA"-VINCE

HOGAN SHAKES HIS HAND AND GIVES HIM A THUMBS UP AS RANDY THANKS HIM. HOGAN WALKS OVER AND GETS LIZ AND RAISES BOTH THEIR ARMS AND PARADES THEM AROUND THE RING IN THE ONE OF THE COOLEST MOMENTS EVER.

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Mean Gene-
-Fuji says he loves what he just saw as it means Hogan is very, very tired.
-He has been feeding Sika fish, chickens and other animals and he's been ripping heads off and watching the eyes falls out of the bodies.
-Gene is scared to death and ends it quick.

Mean Gene-
-Hogan says the Madness and Mania getting together was unbelievable, but it's time to get back into the jungle and fight this monster. They might both be kings, but he's hungrier than him and he's going to tear him and Fuji apart. This is his Combat Zone of a Jungle.

Match#2 Hulk Hogan (c) vs Sika w/Mr Fuji & Kimchee (WWF World Championship)
Sika jumps the tired champ with chops and headbutts and really clobbers him, and Fuji joins in and hits Hogan with his cane. Hogan comes back to life and does his thing, and it rules like always. Sika gets rammed into the post shoulder first and wreaks him. Hogan tries a running splash of all things, and Sika gets his knees up to crush his stomach. Sika attacks our hero with his great offence for a couple of minutes, and Hogan's selling rocks so much. Sika locks in the dreaded nerve hold for a while, and no one sells that better than Hogan. Hulkster comes back and nukes him with a slam and the Legdrop to win.
**1/2

Post match, Hogan beats the crap out of all three of them and holds the ring.

Mean Gene-
-Paul Orndorff says he's declared war on Bobby Heenan for embarrassing him by trying to make him take a backseat. He says Mr. Wonderful takes a backseat to nobody, so he fired him a SECOND time.

Mean Gene-
-King Kong Bundy is here, and Gene says Bobby has elected to stay on commentary tonight
-Bundy says that man is a genius and he knows what he's doing, and the Family is VERY big. Don't forget about that, little man.

Match#3 Paul Orndorff w/Oliver Humperdink vs King Kong Bundy
Fun fight to start as both men throw nice hard shots to the head and body, and it's enough to make me smile. Bundy uses his fat to move ahead as he squishes Paul's body with it and beats the crap out of him. Bobby keeps laughing and saying he could be in the hotel on a two way radio right now. Paul catches Bundy with a forearm and gets a super close near fall, and we see Heenan freak out and run to the back. Paul keeps doing his thing, and Andre makes his return and stands in Bundy's corner as Bobby says that's his surprise. Bundy nows moves ahead and beats Wonderful down for a while, but Paul comes back with one arm and beats him up in weak and lame fashion. Bundy thankfully cuts him off again and locks in a sleeper, and hey this is a pretty boring match. Andre catches Paul running into the corner and holds him in place as Bundy crushes him with the Avalanche to win.
*3/4

Mean Gene-
-Gene says what HF did was akin to Pear Harbour and they should be ashamed.
-Bret asks if he's nuts as Anvil shouts they were justified after Savage beat up their meal ticket. NOW THEY HAVE TO GO OUT THERE ALONE.
-Anvil calls the YS pretty boys who are young and sweet and innocent, and Bret says they're the type of boys he loves to punch around.
-Gene calls them a menace to the sport he loves, AND HE DROPS THE MIC AND WALKS AWAY. AMAZING.

Match#4 The Hart Foundation (c) vs The Young Stallions (WWF World Tag Team Championships)
YS do their very ok jobber offence to start and it's good and fine, but it's our heroes who work so hard to make it work as only they can. Bret catches Powers with a running knee and beats his pretty little face in, and Anvil joins in and kicks his face in as well. Really fun control seg as they're mean and petty to him, and Powers can take a hell of a beating as one of the best jobbers. Roma tags in and is good once again as shows fire and good ass basics. It all breaks down and the champs take Roma's skull off with the Hart Attack to win.
**1/2

Mean Gene-
-Hogan and Savage walk on and tease the handshake
-Hogan says they could tear down the entire earth right now as he realised there's another universe out there as he saw what the Madness was all about. That power just blew his 24inch guns out.
-Randy says he's not coming down for a loooong time. Reckless abandon is what he used to be until Elizabeth opened his eyes to the big man right here. He endorssed him and gave him direction, and that direction is NOW MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGGGGGA POWERS. AND HE FEELS THAT POWER. HE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER
-Hogan says not to worry about that knock on the head as he's worried about which stratosphere they might take together as one guiding force. Savage screams they could get Jupiter and Mars if they want.
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They play the Piledriver song in full.

One of the best wrestling shows ever in terms of angles and all time important moments. Watch this right now.
 

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WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Honky Tonk Man-13/6/87
WWF Tag Team Champions: The Hart Foundation-7/2/87

WWF Wrestling Challenge
October 4th, 1987
Rockford, IL


TONIGHT; HART FOUNDATION & DAVIS VS HACKSAW & THE ROUGEAU BROTHERS

Match#1 The Young Stallions vs Rick Renslow & Dave Wagner
Bobby is very mad about YS stealing Jimmy's song, and it's nice to see all the heels in agreement that YS are the worst pretty boys. Fine squash as always as they're very good as basics, and take some big bumps when called upon. So, yeah i don't mind them at all provided they stay like this. Roma wins with a Powerslam.
*3/4

WWF UPDATE-
-As Challenge is taped before Superstars, Craig hypes up SNME.
-Makes it easier to watch, but we need continuity.

Match#2 King Harley Race, Hercules, & King Kong Bundy w/ Bobby Heenan vs Scott Casey, Brady Boone, & Chris Curtis
The fellas get 3 minutes and it's the same old hat of Herc being very bad at his job, Bundy being lazy and not giving a shit as he's on his way out soon, and Race is Race. So not very good at all, sadly. Bundy wins with the Avalanche and the 5 count.
1/2*

Mean Gene-
-Ted & Virgil are out guests.
-Gene thinks Ted has greased palms to get big matches, and Ted says he can buy anything he wants, but he can't buy wins.
-Hogan has one the one piece of gold he can never buy, so he's going to beat him and take it. People have been writing in about all the things he's been doing, and he wants them to remember he can do anything he wants because everyone has a price.

Match#3 Bam Ba, Bigelow w/Oliver Humperdink vs Shadow #1
Sweet 90 seconds of BBB doing all the cool and wild shit he can think of against this masked dweeb. He breaks out some cool elbows and big throws, and then wins with the Goddamn Slingshot Splash.
*3/4

Mean Gene-
-Fuji is the master of making people suffer, and he loves to make everyone suffer.
-Khan loves pain just as much as him, and he gets goosebumps all over when Khan makes someone suffer.
-They want ALL of Hogan's body, boysan.

Match#4 Ted DiBiase w/Virgil vs Jerry Allen
Ted wins the prize of the 4 minute squash tonight on the B show. Allen gets some token offence and makes Ted look the fool, and Bobby says it's time to give him a few hundred and make him take a walk. AMAZING. Ted settles it and beats the shit out of him with those really good knees and punches, and it's good times even if the match is too long. Ted wins with a Sharpshooter of all things.
*1/2

Craig Interviews-
-Outlaw Ron Bass is here
-He's very happy about being in the WWF Magazine as there's no one better and more alone than he is, and he doesn't need a person to help him. No Texas outlaw or any wrestler can possibly stop him.
-Craig calls him a bushwhacker, and Bass says he doesn't attack anyone from behind as he looks them in the eyes and punches them. He wants some competition as Betsy is getting tired of not touching anyone's body. He calls Hogan, Hacksaw and Savage out to come and fight him.
-Really need a Bass feud as WWF's use of him as pretty bad thus far.

Match#5 Don Muraco vs Barry Horowitz
Awesome Don squash as he hurls Barry around and clobbers him with mean and nasty strikes, and no one takes a better ass kicking than Barry. Horowitz tries to go on a run but he misses an elbow and gets murdered even worse for it. Tombstone does the job.
**

They replay the attack on Tito and Pedro.

At the booth. Heenan can't stop laughing about it as Gorilla yells at him.

Match#6 The Hart Foundation & Danny Davis w/Jimmy Hart vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan & The Rougeau Brothers
Killer back and forth to start between the tag teams as it's everything that makes them so damn good. Hack joins in and batters the heels with double nogging knockers and HOOOOOS, and it's a blast. Ray is hit from behind and isolated, and we get a short control seg. Ray fights out and locks Bret in a sleeper, so Davis hits him with the megaphone for the DQ.
*

Post match, Hacksaw chases the heels off with his 2X4
 
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WWF HOUSTON-9/10 (HAPPY PRE BIRTHDAY TO ME)

Before the match, Ted is pelted with rubbish by the fans as he walks out. He gets the mic and offers the fans a chant to fight Hogan for money, but Hogan jumps him and it's on

Hulk Hogan (c) vs Ted DiBiase w/Virgil (WWF World Championship)
Hogan goes crazy with tons and tons of punches and slams and pinballs Ted all over the place, and DiBiase's bumps are wonderful as hell. Hogan pounds his face in with punches and the Boot, and Ted ramps it up as he breaks his body in new and wild ways each time. DiBiase finally pulls Hogan's hair to drag him down and controls the arm, so Hogan fires back and does the same to him in a funny moment. Virgil grabs Hogan's leg to distract him, and now Ted cracks him from behind to take over. Very good control seg as Ted's throwing the great shots along with choking and raking the eyes like a dirty bastard. Hogan sells like no one else and does everything he can to make Ted look like a true main event player. Hogan hulks up and does his thing, and they end up fighting on the outside, AND VIRGIL RAMS HOGAN INTO THE POST, AND TED SLIDES IN TO WIN VIA COUNTOUT. WOOOOO
**3/4

Randy Savage w/Miss Elizabeth vs Killer Khan w/Mr Fuji

Too weird to possibly ignore for the freaks reading this. Randy rushes the big man with a flurry and actually knocks him down, but Khan gets a punch to the throat to take over. Fuji hits Savage with his cane to make it worse, and Khan slowly and dully does his thing to our man. Randy's selling is of course very good, but man alive does Khan not care at all. Savage flings himself all over for Khan's bad offence to make him look good. Randy ducks the mist and gets a cradle with a hand-full of tights to win.
*1/2

Demolition w/Mr Fuji vs The Killer Bees (2 out of 3 Falls)

Uh, ok i guess. Demo waste no time clubbing jumping Jim's smiling stupid face in, and i love them so much because fuck Jim Brunzell. Blair evens it up with arm work and speed to keep them on the backfoot, and it's really good stuff from a guy who deserved a lot better. Smash gets dominated for a time and sells his big ass off for them, until he deadlifts Jim up and slams him into the corner and gets Ax into the fight. They isolate this dumbface with gross clubs and neck cranking and make him pay for his sins against pro wrestling. Sadly, the Bees take back over and wreak Ax's leg for a while. Blair's work is good and the selling rocks, but yeah Jim is Jim. Blair tries to jump on the legs off the top, but Ax gets his legs up and rolls him up to win the first fall. Ax's knee is cooked, and the Bees go after it quick smart and we get more fun stuff from Blair. Jm slips in a dropkick and pins him clean to even it up. Demo are PISSED and batter Blair as soon as the bell rings with clubs and gross shots, and only Ax's bad knee can give Blair any out for a moment as he hits at it when gets the chance. Demo withstand the storm and kick his ass, and holy shit is it a ton of fun from all 3 as they work so well together. Blair gets his neck cranked and wreaked by Ax, and his entire head is red and covered in sweat as it gets tighter and tighter. Ax misses an elbow and then Smash does as well, and Jim gets in and does his very ok offence. It all breaks down as it tends to, AND AX HITS JIIM IN THE THROAT WITH THE CANE AND SMASH MAKES THE PIN AND DEMO GET IT DONE.

**3/4
 

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WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan-23/1/84
WWF Intercontinental Champion: Honky Tonk Man-13/6/87
WWF Tag Team Champions: The Hart Foundation-7/2/87

WWF Superstars of Wrestling
October 10th, 1987
Peoria, IL


The file is only 30 minutes, so something is missing, sadly.

Match#1 Don Muraco vs Bob Orton
FUCK YEAH. They jump each other this timer and beat the piss out of each other with ALL the hate they can muster. Bruno calls them two mad dogs as Don starts to move ahead and bashes Bob to sends him super hard to the floor. Orton gets an eye poke in and elbows Don to the floor in revenge and fights him out there. They slam each other into posts and the steps and it's soooo good. Orton tries a Suplex, but Don gets his feet up and hooks Bob's to get the 3.
**1/2

Craig Inteviews-
-Andre & Bobby are the guests tonight.
-Heenan takes the mic and tells the fans to listen to what he has to say. Andre has not wrestled since Mania 3 since he was robbed before the largest crowd in history. Bad referees and Hogan robbed him, and he has told Bobby he would not wrestle again unless he could face Hogan once more.
-Bobby promised him that day would come that he would look across the ring at Hogan, AND THAT DAY IS SURVIVOR SERIES ON THANKSGIVING NIGHT.
-Bobby is the first man to explain there will be an elimination match. Hogan will team with SBG, Ken Patera, Bam Bam & Wonderful. Bobby says He's wrong if he thinks he's got enough backup to survive.
-Andre will team with Butch Reed, OMG, Rick Rude & King Kong Bundy. HOLY SHIT WHAT A TEAM
-Bobby warns Hogan that when everyone is going out left and right, Andre will put his giant hands on his neck and squeeze and squeeze and make him a turkey. Andre is going to rip him apart.
-Andre says he's very glad the show is named what it is because he's doesn't take survivors as he will be the survivor, and he promises that to Hulk Hogan.

Match#2 Strike Force vs Tiger Chung Lee & Barry Horowitz
Woooo, the boys get 3 minutes and smoke our hero and this giant goofball with all the strikes and force they can throw as fast and hard as they can.They destroy Barry's arm and tag in and out as they beat his ass down. Martel goes berserk on his hot tag and lights them up in epic form. Tito wins with the Forearm.
**

Mean Gene-
-Geno hypes up an upcoming Boston show on the 7th
-Brutus will be facing Hammer in a grudge match.
-Brutus is very happy to come in and get the job done as they tried to take him out, but he keeps coming and coming and wants them.
-He gave V a haircut he'll never forget, and Gene says he cuts his hair as well and it might be time for a trim.

Match#3 King Harley Race w/Bobby Heenan vs Arthur Washington
Race kills the kid in 30 seconds with the Fisherman's Buster.
ALL HAIL

Mean Gene-
-JYD loves coke and food.

Match#4 Demolition w/Mr Fuji vs Van Van Horne & Mario Mancini
Holy hell yeah. 2 minutes of Demo clubbing and bashing two fat dopey jobbers. Demo break out slams this week as a way to hurt the back along with the clubs, and it's awesome to see them growing so much as they weeks go on. SMASH THROWS ONE OF THE JOBBERS INTO THE CORNER AND MAKES HIM TAG OUT. HAHAHAHAH YEAH. They kill the other one for 60 seconds and take his head home for the win.
**

Match#5 Butch Reed, the One Man Gang, & Nikolai Volkoff w/ Slick vs Sivi Afi, Jake Milliman, & Lance Allen
Nik is proper washed, but the fellas make up for him by being their normal kick ass selves. OMG throws people super hard and crushes them with fat, and Butch breaks out power stuff to show he's the man, and not a bag of piss like SBG. OMG kills a kid with the Gordbuster to win.
*3/4

Mean Gene-
-Gene warns HTM that Randy is now bitter and even angrier than ever before
-Jimmy says he's going to send her to the floor this time, and she's got nothing on him,
-HTM says Randy isn't a man as his woman had to get help to fight him because the music was too loud. Liz was love tapped because she tried to touch him just as he said she wanted, so he got her out of them and gave Randy what he needed.
-HTM says not to make fun of his fans anymore.
 

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WWF Tag Team Champions: The Hart Foundation-7/2/87

WWF Wrestling Challenge
October 11th, 1987
Rockford, IL

Match#1 Strike Force vs Iron Mike Sharpe & Terry Gibbs

In another world, SF are winning the tag team of the year award and going down as one of the best teams in history if they had two full years instead of what happens. STILL, we love them the most, and this is another goddamn jam as they're moving at thousand miles an hour and cracking the jobbers with everything under the sun. The double teams are sick as well between double lariats and dropkicks, and the jobbers eat all of them. Tito wins with the Forearm.
**

WWF Update-
-Patera is healed and wants revenge.
-Go away.

Slick introduces Butch with his new theme "Jive Soul Bro" sung by Slick. Bobby says he's going to get down, and you can hear Gorilla's eyes roll in the back of his skull.

Match#2 Butch Reed w/Slick vs Lanny Poffo
Lanny runs at him and hits a deeep arm drag, but he doesn't back up quick enough and gets his face crushed by a Dropkick. BUTCH DRAGS HIM OUTSIDE AND SLAMS HIM ONTO THE CONCRETE. GOOD LORD. Butch attacks the back with slams and throws and poor Lanny bounces all over the ring. Butch wins with the Press Slam
**

Mean Gene-
-BJH loves Portland.

Match#3 Bam Bam Bigelow w/Oliver Humperdink vs Shadow #2 w/Shadow #1
Bammer kills another one of these masked losers in fin form. OMG has a cut in saying Bam is big, but he's no match for him. Slingshot ends it
*

Post match, Bam kills both Shadows and holds the ring.

Mean Gene-
-HOOOOOOOOOOO. Hacksaw is glad to be here and it makes him feel good to see all the competition here that he can fight.
-The people cheering for him gets him fired up and makes him want to be a tough guy.
-Nik is still a thorn in his side and sooner rather than later he's going to settle this and take him down, tough guy.

Match#4 The Islanders w/Bobby Heenan vs Mario Mancini & Mike Richards
My God, what an episode. The monsters get 4 minutes as it's their turn this week, and they kick, chop and headbutt the holy hell out of the jobbers for the entire thing. A true perfect use of the time as it's all offence and no bullshit. I love them so much, man. Haku breaks out some gross lariats and Tama uses his speed to kill them dead. Tama wins with his amazing splash off the top.
**

Craig Interviews-
-Craig now covers the rules of Survivor Series, and says there will be an all tag team match.
-Hart Foundation and Jimmy now come out.
-Jimmy says this about proving they're the very, very best and they will come out on top.
-Anvil laughs at all the other teams being losers and not as nasty as them, and Bret says they've beaten the Bulldogs a million times and this will be one more.
-Jimmy says there will be great minds as ringside, but he's the best and they will come out on top.

They replay the Mega Powers forming.

Match#5 Killer Khan w/Mr Fuji vs Chris Zarna
Another piece of shit from this lazy bastard as he's done in every way a person can be. Knee does it.
1/2*

Mean Gene-
-The Rougeau's aren't going to ever give up on their way to the very top
-They are excited to be part of the big tag match as they can have someone watching their backs and protecting them, just as they will do for their partners.
 

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Bobby Heenan introduces Nick Bockwinkel to the crowd and says he will take over commentary tonight. Hell yeah

Rick Rude w/Bobby Heenan vs Paul Orndorff w/Oliver Humperdink
They pose down to start and Wonderful smartly attacks Rude first and we get a fun little brawl between them. Wonderful uses his good arm to beat the body and neck, but Rude fires back with both of his and kicks Paul's old ass. He's finally throwing some really good looking shots and seems to be getting there now, and it's great to watch unfold. Rude works a headlock for a while, and Paul's selling and attempts to fight out are ok, but you can sort of tell he's also not killing himself for him as he's also on his way out soon. His comeback is fine, but his dead arm means he's not capable of going full force on anything, so it's falling flat somewhat. Rude bumps his ass off really big for the first time and shows how great he is at it. They fight on the outside and Heenan hits Paul with a chair to the back behind the refs back, and Paul is counted out.
**

Randy Savage w/Miss Elizabeth vs Killer Khan w/Mr Fuji
Zero clue why white hot babyface Savage is stuck with Khan on house shows, but sadly here we go. Randy once again does all the work between his amazing offence and selling, whilst Khan does NOTHING good or interesting. Same opening as Houston as Randy leans into every single knee and chop and looks like he could pass out at any moment, and MSG lives and breathes along with him. Randy's rib selling kicks ass as he's double over in pain all while trying to fight this son of a bitch every chance he gets. He mounts a proper comeback and rips at Khan's face and nose and punches the life out of him. Randy catches the mist and rubs it into Khan's eyes and beats him with his Elbow.
**

Post match, Randy beats up Fuji just to do it. Hopefully i never have to see Khan again.

Butch Reed vs Superstar Billy Graham (Steel Cage)
Butch hits him on the floor and drags his crippled old ass to the ring and slowly beats him up with a rope and slams his old head into the cage, and it's so heartwarming to watch Reed finally get to hurt him. He ties him neck first to the cage with the rope and punches and chokes him half to death. Sadly, SBG gets free and beats him up in weak and terrible fashion, and poor Butch has to basically bump himself. SBG tries to get out, and they fight over escaping out the door and Butch is nearly there, but the old man drags him all the way back into the ring. Butch fights back again and rams his face into the cage and kicks his ass, and while he can't go full tilt, it's still very good. They fight on top of the cage and SBG kicks him off leading to another wild Reed bump to the mat. They have a fun back and forth where Butch takes more abuse and gets knocked out with a punch, and the old man climbs out to win.
**

The Islanders vs Strike Force (Best of Three Falls)
This is only 10 minutes as the show has ran late, so the best in ring feud gets shafted, so lets this how this goes. Tito and Haku throw bombs at each other soon as the bell rings and the Force work together to rip his head off with a lariat right to the throat. They knock Tama off the apron, and keep isolating the big man with headlocks and thez presses, and it's a complete blast. They keep on him for a long time, but Haku fires off a nasty backdrop to cripple Martel, and Tama gets in and chokes and kicks him in the face, and Martel's selling is perfect. Rick's fighting from underneath is the best stuff he's done thus far, and MSG explodes when Tito gets in. He quickly wraps Tama in the Figure Four, BUT HAKE HEADBUTTS HIS KNEE AND THROWS HIM TO THE CONCRETE. The fellas wrap his leg around the post and cripple him and bash the life out of him, and it's the best control seg we've gotten thus far when it comes to hurting a limb. Tito is helpless as they beat it worse and worse, and keep cutting him off. They hit the Double Heabutt to win the first fall. Martel gets in to protect Tito as the Islanders refuse to leave and throw shots at them both as the ref tries to help get them out. Tito is stuck on the ground, but he won't die and fights Tama as best he can, but Haku attacks his back and sends him into a cradle, BUT RICK SNEAKS IN AND SHOVES TITO OVER AND TAMA'S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN AND STRIKE FORCE GET THE 3 TO EVEN IT UP. Rick again protects his partner, but Islanders jump them both and attack Tito's leg once more. They both do knee bars and try the Headbutt, but Tito finally moves and tags Rick in. He goes insane on them with dropkicks and throws and unloads an all time beating to these bastards. Haku tries to hold Martel in place for another headbutt, but Martel ducks and Tama kills Haku, and Martel gets a victory roll to win. HOLY SHIT.

***3/4
 

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WWF Intercontinental Champion: Honky Tonk Man-13/6/87
WWF Tag Team Champions: The Hart Foundation-7/2/87

WWF Superstars of Wrestling
October 17th, 1987
Milwaukee, WI

Match#1 Brutus Beefcake vs Van Van Horne

Jesse is amused by Van having two first names that are the same, and Bruno actually make a gag by saying it's his middle name. Fine 3 minutes for Brutus as his offence is. still good looking enough, and his stooging works well enough. Sleeper ends it.
*

Post match, Brutus cuts the kids hair.

Craig Interviews-
-WWF World Champion Hulk Hogan is here live in a massive moment as it's been months since he was.
-Survivor says it all man, and it's the theme of the WWF. For 4 years he's survived in the Combat Zone as everyone came after him.
-His team vs Andre's and one by one a man will be eliminated, and he's heard all the gaga since Mania 3, and he survived that night and got the 3 count.
-He's a survivor and that's the codename around here, and he's better than anyone around here. HE WILL HULK UP AND THEY WILL HOOK UP, AND HE WILL SURVIVE.

Match#2 The New Dream Team w/Johnny V vs Rick Ganter & SD Jones
Boooo, i was hoping this team would just go away and never come back so Hammer can be a free man. The match is the same bad hat as always, so whatever. The one highlight is the Bees having a cut in saying they're going to win the tag match at SVS, but WWF isn't that crazy. Figure Four ends it.
1/2*

Vince says that Steele was meant to wrestle tonight, but due to the attack on Elizabeth on SNME, he's not in the right state of mind.

Match#3 Paul Orndorff w/Oliver Humperdink vs Chris Curtis
Rude comes out on the stage and poses again, and Vince says he doesn't want to see that. hahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaha. Good standard Wonderful outing as he does his thing as best his body will allow, and it's fun as he's hitting super hard. Paul throws the kid to the floor and sees Rude and gets mad as hell. He drags the kid back and kills him with the Piledriver to end it.
*

Post match, Wonderful and Rude pose at each other some more.

Mean Gene-
-Humperdrink hypes up Bam Bam vs Khan in Boston.
-Dink says he's got Bam's back and he'll fight Fuji if he tries anything because he's ready for whatever he might try.
-Bamer walks on and says it's time he started to end careers, and Khan is gone.

In a pre-tape, Sherri says it wasn't an upset when she beat Moolah for the title, and she's going to do it again at Survivor Series.

Match#4 The Islanders w/Bobby Heenan vs Jim Evans & Tony Parks
Fuck yeah, sick 2 minutes once more as the boys are a scary well oiled machine of violence and speed, and i adore them so much. Haku is throwing those wicked superkicks right to the face and takes the kids heads off each time. Tama wins with his incredible top rope Splash.
**



PSA; Outback Jack says not to drugs.

WWF Update-
-Craig covers the formation of the Mega Powers once more.

Match#5 Bam Bam Bigelow w/Oliver Humperdink vs Rick Renslow
Short boy at 50 seconds this week because we needed to kill 10 minutes with the Update. Slingshot ends it.
1/2*

Mean Gene-
-Gene hypes up the Boston show.
-Bobby walks on to hype Strike Force/Islanders!!!
-Bobby says the show is starting at 1pm and he hopes these dopes can read a watch.
-Rick can't keep a partner because he's the weak link, and La Bamba can't help him out.
-Tito got what he deserved for talking trash about the Islanders behind their backs, and he threw the first punch. He's got another beating coming.
-Islanders walk on and laugh about how easy this will all will be.

NEXT WEEK; HTM VS STEELE.

We close the show with an amazing music video about Liz and Randy set to Stand by Your Man.
 

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WWF Tag Team Champions: The Hart Foundation-7/2/87

WWF Wrestling Challenge
October 18th, 1987
Green Bay, WI

Match#1 The British Bulldogs vs Brian Costello & Chris Oliver

Hey, they're finally back as DK is healed and looks much better than a few months ago. Davey rocks so much and i forgot how much i missed him throwing and smacking people around without a single shit in the world. DK throws some good hard shots and looks rusty, but on his way to his best before his body breaks down for good. Davey hits the Running Powerslam and then throws DK on top of the jobber to win.
**

WWF Update-
-Craig shows some footage of Jake killing people with the DDT, and talks about how Jake is the master of the psychological game.

Match#2 One Man Gang w/Slick vs Rick Ganter
Oh, yes. OMG gets 3 minutes to crush and wreak the kid with his amazing fat man offence, and it's just the best as always. Bobby is in love with him and he can't wait for SVS. Dink has a cut in saying Bam Bam is ready for a fight, and is even the cover star of the WWF Magazine. Bobby is upset and says he should be on it again, and i have to agree. Gordbuster does the job.
**

Mean Gene-
-Gene names the teams in the big tag match for SVS
-British Bulldogs , The Killer Bees, The Rougeau Brothers, Strike Force and The Young Stallions vs The Bolsheviks , Demolition, The New Dream Team The Hart Foundation, and The Islanders.
-GOOD LORD
-Strike Force are very thankful to be part of such a big event and getting the chance to prove themselves, and survive it all.
-Gene says it's one parter out and the team is gone.
-Tito says he's proud to be in this as there's never been anything like this, and it could be them for all 5 teams. They will do their best to survive.

Match#3 Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Barry Horowitz
Hoooooooooo kick ass 90 seconds of Hack doing Hack things to our hero. Hack has a cut in shouting about turkey's and tough guys, and he's ready for the fight. 3 Point ends it.
*1/2

Mean Gene-
-Ken Patera is back and ready to beat Bobby Heenan up

They show the Piledriver video again.

They replay Andre and Bobby's interview from last week.

They then replay the Update in full.

Great way to kill 20 minutes.

Match#4 Rick Rude & Hercules w/Bobby Heenan vs Scott Casey & Jim Evans
Noooo, go back to the replays. Very bad as Herc does most of the work and its terrible and boring, and Rude is again still growing and months away from being there. Backbreaker from Rude ends the pain.
1/4*

Mean Gene-
-Wonderful says it eye for an eye time against the Family at SVS

NEXT WEEK. THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR DEBUTS. SPEAK TO ME WARRIORS
 

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WWF Tag Team Champions: The Hart Foundation-7/2/87

WWF Superstars of Wrestling
October 24th, 1987
Milwaukee, WI

Match#1 Honky Tonk Man w/Jimmy Hart vs George Steele

Love them using Steele's love for Liz to further the story. Shame he's the worst, but credit where it due and all that. 90 seconds of eating buckles and stooging, before Steele hits HTM with the megaphone for the DQ.
1/4*

Post match, Steele throws things at HTM and chases him off.

WWF Update-
-Craig covers Andre's return at SNME.

Before Rude's match, Bobby brings Andre out to stand in the corner.

Match#2 Rick Rude w/Bobby Heenan & Andre the Giant vs Mike Richards
Rude debuts his AMAZING stripper theme, and Jesse screams that its perfect for taking a robe off. Super solid 90 seconds as he's taking the kids head off and beating the crap out of him with stiff shots. Wonderful walks onto the stage and poses to send a message. Backbreaker ends it
*1/2

Post match, Rude gets the mic and tells Wonderful to see what Ravishing is all about. He poses to close it.

Mean Gene-
-HTM and Jimmy are here.
-Jimmy says the world is jealous of HTM's ability and none more than Savage.
-HTM is excited to fight in the light of Boston, and he thought he taught Liz a lesson by shoving her into place. If she gets involved again, she's going to get hurt REAL bad.
-Gene is mad as hell and demands he not even think about it!!! HTM laughs and walks off.

In a pre-tape, Jimmy Hart introduces the Glamour Girls of Judy Martin& Leilani Kai his newest team.




Mean Gene-
-Strike Force will face the Islanders with two referees.
-Martel is happy about because now all the nonsense can stop and they can beat them fair and square.

In a pre-tape, The Young Stallions say they beat HF in a non title match a few months ago, and they are more than ready for another chance to get at them at SVS.

Match#3 The British Bulldogs vs Steve Lombardi & Jose Estrada
More good solid stuff on their return as Davey does the bulk of the work throwing and hitting everyone in sight, and DK plays clean up slowly but really good given how messed up his back was/is. DK is isolated and beaten down, and the heels do some good basics to him. Davey tags in and he reigns down hell on them for it. DK wins with his flying Headbutt.
**

Craig Interviews-
-All the heel managers are standing by on the stage.
-They hype up the big tag match and promise all their teams will be ready, and they swear they'll work together as best they can to win it all.
-Bobby says the ring will be reinforced due to the numbers, and all the small wimpy teams will be gone one by one.
-Jimmy says HF are the leaders because they're the champs and they'll win it all.
-Bobby shouts they are all survivors.

Match#4 King Harley Race w/Bobby Heenan vs Frankie DeFalco
90 seconds of Race slowly and methodically kicking the dog shit out of this poor sap with knees and punches, and it's the coolest. Fisherman ends it.
*1/2

Post match, Race makes the kid bow to him a few times.

We come back from the break where Race is parading at ringside, AND HACKSAW COMES OUT FOR HIS MATCH AND GETS IN RACE'S FACE!!! Hack demands he leaves, but Race won't back down despite a 2x4 in his face. HACKSAW SAYS FUCK IT AND HITS HIM IN THE FACE WITH IT. Race tries to fight, but Heenan and a bunch of suits drag him off. God yes.

Match#5 Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Tiger Chung Lee
Hack beats Tiger's ass for a minute or so as we see Race is still in the aisle refusing to leave. Hack kills the joker and beats him with the 3 Point.
*

Post match, Race storm back down with Bobby in tow, and Hack gets his board. Race gets a chair, AND HACK SMASHES IT WITH THE BOARD TO SEND INTO RACE HEAD, AND HE GETS DRAGGED OFF AGAIN. Hack picks up the robe and crown and puts it on

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Mean Gene-
-Randy is the guest.
-BANG BANG THIS IS GOING TO BE A SHOOTOUT. The war of 1812 was nothing compared to this, and he remembers that war. Larry Bird is in him and they are dribbling down that aisle. He won't forget SNME and he remembers Elizabeth hitting that ground and swivelling his hips, AND THOSE HIPS WILL BE IN A CAST WHEN HE'S DONE WITH HIM. ONE OF HALF OF THE MEGA POWERS IS COMING FOR HIM. KNOCKED HIM LOOPY ON THAT AND HE IS LOOPY YEAH, AND BOSTON HAS SEEN LOOPY BEFORE. HE'S NOT TAKING ANY PRISONERS AND HE'S GOING TO LEAVE HIM LAYING AND AT THE PLAYOFFS THEY'LL SAY THIS IS WHERE HONKY FELL AND NEVER GOT BACK UP. HE'S GOING TO SWING THAT IC TITLE 93 AND A HALF TIMES AND THROW INTO THE BLEACHERS FOR A KID TO PLAY WITH IT. YEAH, HONKY YOU ARE GONE YEAH DIG IT.
-He walks off the wrong way so Gene has to say exit stage left, AND RANDY SHOUTS "ALRIGHT I GOT IT"



Next week. Danny Davis in singles action against Sam Houston.
 

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WWF Wrestling Challenge
October 25th, 1987
Green Bay, WI


TONIGHT; ULTIMATE WARRIOR DEBUTS.

Match#1 Randy Savage w/Miss Elizabeth vs Van Van Horne
Randy gets 3 minutes to let all his anger and crazed brain out, and poor VVH is beaten like a bag of piss in amazing and epic as fuck fashion. Elbow ends the fun.
**

WWF Update-
-Craig covers Bamer's run thus far.

Match#2 Ted DiBiase w/Virgil vs Tony Parks
Ted is given 3 minutes as well and unloads a nice beating to the kid, and even Gorilla praises his offence as he hits a sweet back elbow. Ted drops the kid a few times and wins with the Sharpshooter again.
*3/4

Mean Gene-
-Jimmy Hart does nothing but manages champions, and he can't stop winning.
-HTM names his team of himself, Bass, Davis, Race and Hercules vs Savage, Steamboat, Jake, Duggan and Beefcake.
-Hell yeah
-HTM wants them lined up one at a time so he can get at them like nuts on a tree.

Match#3 Strike Force vs Tom Stone & Steve Lombardi
5 minutes in the longest squash we've gotten in the golden era thus far. The fellas can more than hold up their own along with Lombardi being a freak of nature jobber, but goodness that's a tall task even for the best dudes in the company. Lots of great shots of course, and some sweet selling from the boys to make the most out of it, so it all works for the most part. Tito kills Stone with the Forearm to win.
**

Mean Gene-
-50 superstars all under the same roof for Survivor Series
-Hulk Hogan is here, jack.
-Survivor is not a new word for the Hulkamaniacs as they've made their marks on the wrestling world for the last 4 years. He and Andre will look eye to eye and all the men will cut off, and they will make eye contact and he will feel the fury.
-Gene mentions the chance of 5 on 1, and Hogan says he doesn't care as he's the ultimate survivor fighting for his Hulkamanics while they fight for money and greed.

Match#4 The Ultimate Warrior vs Terry Gibbs
Warrior actually walks to the ring and isn't insane and full of cocaine, so it's an odd thing to see. He does shoulder blocks and leap frogs, and works a fucking arm!! WHO ARE YOU. He has a cut in telling everyone to jump on his back and follow him because the power flows in his veins. Warrior does some lariats and hits the Press Slam and Splash to win.
*

Craig Interviews-
-Jimmy Hart hypes up Sherri's team for SVS and says they will beat Moolah to prove it's 87 and not 57.
-He hypes up the rest of his men and it's the same stuff he's been saying for weeks.

GIRLS IN CARS

Match#5 Demolition w/Mr Fuji vs Sonny Rodgers & Chris Zarna '
DEMO DEBUT THEIR THEME. YESSSSSSS HERE COMES THE AX HERE COMES THE SMASHER. Sick 4 minutes of mine and your heroes kicking and clubbing some nerds to the absolute death, or as close they legally can do in the confines of a wrestling match. They use body punches now and throws these fuckers all over the place, so it's perfect even more than normal. YS have a cut in saying they're ready to fight them. Hahah you're going to die, pretty boys. One of the kids loses his head to give Demo the win.
**
 

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WWF Superstars of Wrestling
October 31st, 1987
Milwaukee, WI


Tonight; Danny Davis vs Sam Houston. Ten Man Battle Royal.

Match#1 Demolition w/Mr Fuji vs Brady Boone & Scott Casey
HERE COMES THE AX, HERE COMES THE SMASHER. The fellas get 3 minutes to work and it's another blast as they can't, and won't miss for a long damn time. Vince says Boone is BJH's cousin, and BJH has a cut in saying he's proud of how hard he's worked in the gym with him and Patera. He loves his cousin. Demo show love by clubbing the fuck out of him and his partner, and it's the coolest as always. Boone goes on a run of offence and does pretty well, but Smash catches him with a Hot Shot and they take his head off to win.
**

Post match, Fuji shouts at them to do it again, so they hit a gross decapitation on him. AND THEY HIT ANOTHER ONE WHEN FUJI DEMANDS IT, AND BOONE IS DEAD. BJH RUNS DOWN MAKES THE SAVE AND FIGHTS THEM AS BEST HE CAN, BUT DEMO CUT HIM OFF AND CLUB HIM TO DEATH AND HIT HIM WITH A DECAPITATION AS WELL. PATERA RUNS DOWN WITH HIS ARM IN A CAST AND ATTACKS THEM BOTH, BUT SMASH GETS FUJI CANE AND SMASHES HIS BROKEN ARM WITH IT OVER AND OVER. FUCK YEAH KILL HIM DEAD. A bunch of refs finally come down and get them to leave. Boone is loaded onto a gurney and taken out as Jesse says he would be embarrassed if that ever happened to him. Fantastic stuff.

WWF Update-
-Recap of Hacksaw and Race fighting last week.
-Bobby says Hacksaw is going to be D.O.A when they get done with him.

Match#2 Danny Davis w/Jimmy Hart vs Sam Houston
Sam is Jake Roberts half brother as they share that vile fuck of a father, Grizzly Smith. Sam is your classic paint by the numbers fine babyface doing dropkicks and arm drags, and he's not too shabby at all. Davis is a bum and adds nothing to it as his offence stinks, but Sam at least sells it well enough. Sam hits a Powerslam and gets the 3 despite Davis' foot being on the ropes.
*1/2

Mean Gene-
-Jimmy Hart and HTM say nothing new at all.

Match#3 Ted DiBiase w/Virgil vs Sivi Afi
Koko has a cut in saying Ted is a jerk to his fans and he's going to do something about it. Ted beats the hell out of Afi for a couple of minutes and it's good as always. Sharpshooter does it.
*3/4

Mean Gene-
-Jake says he's never been great friends with Savage, but being side by side with all those boys he doesn't think anyone can hang with them at all.
-Jake says he's never been paid for something like this, and for money this will be special.

They play the Piledriver video again.

Craig Interviews-
-HTM & Jimmy are the guests.
-HTM says he's the got the best team and it's the #1 team possible.
-HTM says they've got in the bag and it will be 5 on 1 against Savage, and he's going to play that tune again on Turkey Night.

Match#4 Ten Man Batte Royal

Bam Bam Bigelow Hercules, Bob Orton Jr, Outback Jack, One Man Gang, Nikolai Volkoff, Boris Zhukov, the Junkyard Dog, the Ultimate Warrior, and Don Muraco are all in this. BBB and OMG finally fight and it's a sick fat battle for 10 seconds before Outback Jack throws OMG out. NO FUCK YOU. Rest of this is clubbing and stomping, and it's not much at all, sadly. Warrior looks good again and throws lame ass Boris out with a press slam, and then Orton shoves him out. Herc and Bob try to double team Bammer, but he fights them off and tosses them both out to win.
3/4*

Match#5 Randy Savage w/Miss Elizabeth vs Shadow #1

Bruno wrote an article in the magazine about Randy and how he likes him, and Jesse says he stole it all from him and he's going to get him fired for it. Awesome 90 seconds of Savage beating the snot out of this masked goober in classic form. He's hitting so hard and quick and just kills it like no one else. Elbow does it.
*3/4

Mean Gene-
-Strike Force is ready to clean up the Islanders in Boston with two refs because it's payback time.
-Bobby says they can have two referees and 4 paramedics to carry them out after the Islanders beat them.

NEXT WEEK HART FOUNDATION VS STRIKE FORCE FOR THE WORLD TAG TITLES. HOLY SHIT YES.

Strike Force are fired up and ready for this. Tito tells them to shine up the belts because they're going on their waists when this is done.
 
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WWF Wrestling Challenge
November 1st, 1987
Green Bay, WI

Match#1 Honky Tonk Man w/Jimmy Hart vs Brutus Beefcake

2 minutes and change as i'm assuming this is a test run for a feud. Brutus works hard and does his stuff ok as he can, and HTM's bumping is very fun as always. Brutus gets the sleeper, but Jimmy runs in for the DQ.
*

Post match, Brutus fights HTM off and chokes Jimmy out, AND HE CUTS A PIECE OF JIMMY'S HAIR. WOOOOO. Sadly, Davis makes the save and pulls Jimmy to safety.

Match#2 The Bolsheviks w/Slick vs SD Jones & Lanny Poffo
Son of a bitch, no. Boris is really awful and bad and actually makes a washed Nik somehow even worse just by being a thing.Truly impressive work by everyone involved. Boris wins with a terrible looking running headbutt.
POOP

Mean Gene-
-The Bulldogs are ready to prove they're still the best and beat 5 of the best teams in the world.
-DK says they've been working out hard in the gym, and Matilda has been helping them plan for this.

Match#3 Sam Houston vs Rick Renslow
Sam again does ok basics of dropkicks and arm drags, and it's perfectly fine. Highlight is Bobby calling him stupid and being amazed he has any thought as they show a cut in of Sam talking. Sam wins with a shoddy looking Bulldog.
1/2*

Mean Gene-
-Randy is our guest in a sweet tyedye shirt.
-He feels liking rocking with his team as he wants to see people hit with a 2x4, bit by a snake, their hair cut and have Ricky outright burn them. He cant wait for Liz to get in and kick HTM after it's all done
-HIS PLAN IS NO PLAN, YEAH DIG IT.

Match#4 Killer Khan w/Mr Fuji vs Chris Curtis
2 Hideous minutes as the downfall of Khan continues with another trash outing. Fuck him. Awful looking strikes and lazy offence on top of it, so he can go away. Knee ends it.
1/2*

Craig interviews-
-Hulk Hogan is live on Challenge in a massive moment.
-Survival is the key word as there is a worlds of difference between him and Andre. They only have Survival in common, and he's fighting for the Hulkamniacs
-Hogan has the edge because he's been in the jungle fighting all the best in the WWF, while Andre has been hibernating like a big old bear. The key is to stay hungry and he will survive.
-He's got all the wildmen with him and they'll take these cut throats out, and he and Andre will lock up and his instils will make him survive.

WWF Update-
-Craig covers the Wonderful/Rude feud,

Match#5 Koko B Ware & The Killer Bees vs The New Dream Team & Johnny V
Christ Alive, someone get Koko and Hammer into a feud and far away from these goofy humans. Good 3 minutes tho as the 3 good wrestlers do some nice stuff, and Hammer vs Koko is a blast and then some. Nasty shots and bumps from both, and not even Dino can ruin it when they isolate Koko for about a minute or so. It all breaks down and Koko beats V with the Dropkick.
*3/4

Mean Gene-
-Brutus is ready for the battle and the chance to cut some hair. He shows off his new shirt to close it,
-Strike Force are the captain's of the team they are ready to be part of a group with cohesion and teamwork, and Martel doubts the other side has that.
 
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The Hart Foundation w/Jimmy Hart vs The British Bulldogs
Hey, been a minute since we've seen this matchup, so lets see what this looks like. Standard sick mat work to start been Bret and the Dogs, and they haven't missed a beat in all the time that has passed as it's smooth and fun as heck. it breaks down as the Dogs crack first with some forearms and power moves to Bret, and they kick his head in and we get the famous Bret corner bump. Bret manages to shove DK to the concrete, and Anvil throws him to the rail for good measure to mess him up more. Really good control seg on him as HF target the bad back and batter him good and proper, and DK's selling rocks as his back is actually bad and sucks, so he gets it. Davey has a fun hot tag and has Anvil with a Sleeper. It breaks down and Bret comes off the top to hit a double axe handle from behind and Anvil falls on top to win.
**3/4

Rick Rude w/Bobby Heenan vs Paul Orndorff

HATE. Paul uses his good arm to throw Rude around the joint and with fine power moves, and Rude breaks out the wild bumps for him as he's getting better and better at them. Rude cuts him off with a forearm to the jaw and goes ham on Wonderful's head to take over, and it's good control seg of fine basics and headlocks to Wonderful. He kicks his ass and looks very good compared to even a month ago, so fuck yeah Rude. He works a sleeper for a while and use the ropes to help make it worse, and he milks it for a while and the crowd wants him dead. Paul fights out and uses the good arm to exact some sweet revenge on this pretty son of a bitch's head, and the crowd adore him for it. He backdrops Rick and he takes a HUUUGE bump. Wonderful goes to come off the top, but Bobby shoves him and he falls dick first onto the ropes. Rude crawls over and makes the pin to steal the win.
**1/2

Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs King Harley Race

Hack comes out wearing the robe and crown he stole, and Race is not pleased. They have a punch off to start and Hacksaw gets the best of it, and we get some sick Race woozy selling and bumps as his brain is smashed in. Race takes a beating for a while and goes out of his way to make Hack look like a killer in a truly selfless act. Race gets free for a moment and tries to use the 2X4, but he misses and hits the ropes and KO's himself and Hack gets the win.
*3/4

The Islanders vs Strike Force

HERE WE GO AGAIN. Massive brawl to start as the face refuse to let them get to it first, and it's another wild and crazy thing with sick punches and mental bumps from the Islanders as they might just be the two coolest motherfuckers ever. Haku and Tito have a long battle over control, and Haku blasts him with a gross headbutt to get free and tag Tama, but Martel fucks him up again and throws him over the ropes to the ground, AND TITO SMACKS TAMA'S FACE OFF THE RAIL IN A SICK FUCK YOU. SF beat his ass with double teams and that crazy speed, and he's again a tremendous punching bag for them. Haku tries to help but he gets smoked as well, so he finally punches Martel right in the guts and Tama comes off the top with a sledge to isolate him. Wonderful control seg as it's amazing violence, and even better selling from Martel as they bash him worse and worse. All the cutoffs are mean as hell with headbutts and superkicks, that nuke his head and body each time and drop him. Martel is super close to a tag, so Tama runs in and drags him back by the tights in one of the coldest things i've ever seen. Haku misses a splash, and Tito finally tags in and goes full tilt on them as fast and hard as he possibly can throw each shot, and each of them around the ring. Tito gets the Figure Four, BUT HAKE HITS A FUCKING HEADBUTT TO KNOK HIM OUT. MARTEL TRIES TO HELP, BIT HAKU THROWS HIM OUT, BUT RICK HOLDS ON AND SUNSET FLIPS TAMA AND GETS THE 3 DESPITE NOT BEING LEGAL. FUCK YEAH.
***1/2

Honky Tonk Man (c) w/Jimmy Hart vs Randy Savage w/Miss Elizabeth (WWF Intercontiental Championship)

Randy is nuts and gives chases right away and fights him on the outside with wicked punches, and HTM flings himself around for all of it. Jimmy tries to stop him, but Randy fights through and keeps at HTM, until Jimmy pisses him off an forces him to give chase, and HTM rams Randy into the buckles. Good control seg once more as HTM is laying in all his shots along with his funny stooging, and Randy is of course a nutcase that eats shit on everything he takes. Savage;s attempted comebacks all rock, and once gets free he brains HTM with the axe handle. He drags Jimmy in because he can't help himself. He smacks their heads together and tries to use the megaphone, so the ref takes it away. RANDY PUNCHES HIM FOR THE DQ.
**1/4

Post match, Randy bears HTM and Hart up and holds the ring. He brings Liz into the ring and gets the crowd to cheer for her. Babyface Savage is just the best.
 
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