Crazy Ex-girlfriends

[JurassicBonez]

My ex from 2 years ago is still trying to get back with me. I gave her everything in the world but she lied, used me, played me, the whole 9 yards. I found out that she was just using me as a cover up cause she liked this girl, people found out and she denied it by using me. (Why aren't the bi girls and lesbians like how they are on tv?). Well she realized she fucked up with me and has wanted me back ever since. She still thinks I'm stupid and don't know stuff but I know it all.

So I haven't talked to her in 3 weeks. She sends me messages 2 days ago saying, hey, how have I been, and what I'm doing and that she has a serious question. I didn't text her back, was busy with the girl friend. So it's like 2am and I check my phone and she says she wants to have my baby. Then said I don't have to take care of it, she just wants one by me.

Now I'm not stupid, I watch tv, court, news, talk shows, I know how this goes. Crazy ex girlfriend can't get boy friend back so she tries getting pregnant. Then when the kid pops out, she says either get back with me or she gets me for child support, then I'm stuck for the next 18 years.

For 1, when I have kids, I'm taking care of them and not going to abandon them. I'm going to try and be a great father. If I found out I got her pregnant after we broke up, I woulda toke full custody of the kids. When I asked her why she all of a sudden wants kids, she said she always did, but wanted her own place 1st. I asked do she have money for a kid, she said yeah she has a job, pays her own bills, and that she's ready. Now she was homeless for 2 months, she got kicked out of 2 houses, tried coming to mine (but she ain't coming no where near my house) and her girlfriend wouldn't let her stay in her house so she slept in her car, but when her gf toke the car, she had no where to go. So now she has her own apartment. The government pays her bills, she works twice a week, and got 2 other people staying with her, how the hell is she going to take care of a kid.

So the bitch is crazy and willing to go through anything to get me back. It's funny how after all this time, she still thinks I'm dumb.

Anybody else have any crazy ex story's?

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I got some crazy ones man. Well not really crazy ex gf stories but I got some crazy crap that could be made in to a movie. But man that girl just seems so stupid. Your doing right by not getting anywhere near her.

 

[X-Sterl-X]

Ive had a girl that broke up with me to go out with some other dude (freshman year) and than the day after the guy cheated on her so she dumped him. Well of course she comes back to me, but this other girl that I have liked for a while finally has a chance with me so I'm like no, I like her now not you. Well all of a sudden she rushes the girl. Big bitch fight. Afterwards she just got over me and I was already over her, what a freak

 

[Millzy Pt. 2]

My ex from 2 years ago is still trying to get back with me. I gave her everything in the world but she lied, used me, played me, the whole 9 yards. I found out that she was just using me as a cover up cause she liked this girl, people found out and she denied it by using me. (Why aren't the bi girls and lesbians like how they are on tv?). Well she realized she fucked up with me and has wanted me back ever since. She still thinks I'm stupid and don't know stuff but I know it all.

So I haven't talked to her in 3 weeks. She sends me messages 2 days ago saying, hey, how have I been, and what I'm doing and that she has a serious question. I didn't text her back, was busy with the girl friend. So it's like 2am and I check my phone and she says she wants to have my baby. Then said I don't have to take care of it, she just wants one by me.
When I asked her why she all of a sudden wants kids, she said she always did, but wanted her own place 1st. I asked do she have money for a kid, she said yeah she has a job, pays her own bills, and that she's ready. Now she was homeless for 2 months, she got kicked out of 2 houses, tried coming to mine (but she ain't coming no where near my house) and her girlfriend wouldn't let her stay in her house so she slept in her car, but when her gf toke the car, she had no where to go. So now she has her own apartment. The government pays her bills, she works twice a week, and got 2 other people staying with her, how the hell is she going to take care of a kid.

So the bitch is crazy and willing to go through anything to get me back. It's funny how after all this time, she still thinks I'm dumb.

Anybody else have any crazy ex story's?

Damn, hearing about her story scares the living daylights out of me just by the way she's been brushing with the law, government, and the ways she used to live.


Plain and simple: She's a mess bro, that's WAY too much dead weight for you even if she did try to change her image for you. And she's crazy by obsessing over you like that? FUCK THAT SHIT!!! My advice: If the whole situation goes too far, I'd suggest that you get a restraining order on her ass.

Now I'm not stupid, I watch tv, court, news, talk shows, I know how this goes. Crazy ex girlfriend can't get boy friend back so she tries getting pregnant. Then when the kid pops out, she says either get back with me or she gets me for child support, then I'm stuck for the next 18 years.

For 1, when I have kids, I'm taking care of them and not going to abandon them. I'm going to try and be a great father. If I found out I got her pregnant after we broke up, I woulda toke full custody of the kids.

Great to hear that (especially from a young black man), I'm starting to hate this trend of black males having kids so young and don't want to support or raise them. Especially when a child needs a father figure to guide them through life that a mother wouldn't explain to their child/children.

So Kudos/Props to you JBonez

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I once was sexually seduced by my Ex-Girlfriend. She actually cut me, my current girlfriend was going to kick her ass. We never saw her after that. She problem ran off with some stud.

My current girlfriend to this day doesn't know about the seduction part.

 

[Millzy Pt. 2]

I once was sexually seduced by my Ex-Girlfriend. She actually cut me, my current girlfriend was going to kick her ass. We never saw her after that.

Just wondering to be exact, Is your ex emo?

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

More like psycho

 

[Millzy Pt. 2]

More like psycho

:laugh: Then how in the hell did you and her become such a couple then?

 

[noumenon]

Yeah... I've got one. I dated her during the period that my fiance and I split...years back.
She tried to contact me one day, I told her I was engaged. She called my phone about 40 times one week.
She found out our address from one of her friends who knows where I live... and she proceeded to mail my fiance a copy of the uh.....tape....we made while we were together.

She tried to make it sound like it was recent... but the genious doesn't realize I've gotten a few tattoos and about 30 pounds of muscle since then...lmao.

Wonderful right?

 

[JurassicBonez]

Plain and simple: She's a mess bro, that's WAY too much dead weight for you even if she did try to change her image for you. And she's crazy by obsessing over you like that? FUCK THAT SHIT!!! My advice: If the whole situation goes too far, I'd suggest that you get a restraining order on her ass

I was thinking about doing that. I caught her following me before when I was driving around at night one day. So I went to an area that she didn't know and toke all these turns and got her lost and ditched her. She texted me like 25minutes later saying she had to get gas at a spot and didn't know how to get back home (not knowing I knew she was following me). I toke her even further away and then stopped texting her to get her more lost. I duno how she got back but I know she had to go to court because she didn't have her L's and she got stopped. I got a good laugh out of that.

Great to hear that (especially from a young black man), I'm starting to hate this trend of black males having kids so young and don't want to support or raise them. Especially when a child needs a father figure to guide them through life that a mother wouldn't explain to their child/children.

So Kudos/Props to you JBonez

Yeah man, I know how you feel. That stuff is crazy now a days. But it was crazy how she asked me that and was dead serious. She actually thought I'd do it. And kept giving all these reasons why she said I wouldn't have to take care of it. Saying she knows we ain't going back out but she wants my kid. Saying that she know I don't want to stay in the house all day with a kid. Saying she know I wouldn't want to spend all my money on a kid. That's a bunch of bull. If I did have a kid with her while we were dating, I would have taken full custody of the kid and kept her away from it. I ain't going to be no dead beat dad.

I once was sexually seduced by my Ex-Girlfriend. She actually cut me, my current girlfriend was going to kick her ass. We never saw her after that. She problem ran off with some stud.

My current girlfriend to this day doesn't know about the seduction part.

She cut you while she was seducing you? What the hell?

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

She seemed nice before. I'm guessing she went batshit insane when I dumped her. I said that “we can be friends” bullshit. I honestly don't think she took it to well.

Anyway, it was at school. Early and one the way inside school. She asked me to help her because she apparently dropped a lot of her books around back. Anyway she started hugging me when we walked behind the school to get the books. I don't know whether it was her fingernail, or a little blade. But she cut my back and put a little rip in my shirt. Got inside school and told everybody how much of a crazy bitch she was

Good times, good times.

 

[noumenon]

She bladed you and was expecting you to sell...but you didn't.

 

[MikeRaw]

No, I've never had the "pleasure" to haven extremely crazy ex. I've had some crazy ones,. but hey were mostly crazy while I dated them, and not so much after.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Fact: Half the people on this forum have never had a gf.

I've only ever had two gf's. When I broke up with the first one she cut herself and tried to get bak with me. Does that count as crazy?


My mate had an actual crazy one who he dumped because she was cheating on him with a twenty year old, who she was telling that she was 17 when she was 14. My mate dumped her for cheating and she set him up to get kinghit.