The Official Whore Yourself Out Thread

[seX-Power]

I'm seXy...

 

[Soulpower]

I'm a sexy whore!

 

[Enigma22]

:beer: im ready

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

I'm a Paladin with 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do one D4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his plus-five holy avenger.

Call me for a good time!!! ;D

 

[Kim Kard-ASS-ian]

Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Well, then I'm a black guy!!!

 

[monkeystyle]

Can I be a real nerd right here and say that I'm actually pretty sure they can?

 

[Moonlight Drive]

I am sadface. Because I just can't remember what show that Paladin schtick was from.

I'm a mighty hero anyway.

 

[Great One]

^Family Guy.

And I thought we already had a thread for this? It's called The "Real" You thread.

 

[Hidden Blaze]

I'm single and disease free

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Can I be a real nerd right here and say that I'm actually pretty sure they can?

That was all from family guy. Thankfully one person got it and set me up. Lol. To be honest, I know NOTHING about whatever it's talking about. I have no idea what a paladin or a mage is, and to be honest I don't really care. Lol.

 

[monkeystyle]

That was all from family guy. Thankfully one person got it and set me up. Lol. To be honest, I know NOTHING about whatever it's talking about. I have no idea what a paladin or a mage is, and to be honest I don't really care. Lol.

It's all Dungeons and Dragons ish. Real nerd-ery.

 

[J]

I'm naked >.<