Lol, Sterl.

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

Kizza basically only helps the attitude get stronger, and to some extent the sex appeal. What you really want to do is train your badass methods, all the major groups (stealing girls, breaking the law, smoking, and cool hair,), at the same time. Over the course of a Kizza meal. So you will need to add, Moonlight Drive, CT Styles, and TBKB. Ask for the “Gang-a-Roo” program

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Four Australians! Falling in love with eating Kizzaz etc, is one of the best experiences you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with it if you can just force yourself to stick with it for a year or two and experience the amazing progress you'll make.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

But do it right, okay?

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

My advice, find any Australian joint near you, with qualified Kizza eaters who will design your Kizza for you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for a Australian dominance. Three to five Kizzaz a week, three days a week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is that busy that she or he doesn't have time for that, especially considering how important it is)

 

[seX-Power]

Kizza basically only helps the attitude get stronger, and to some extent the sex appeal. What you really want to do is train your badass methods, all the major groups (stealing girls, breaking the law, smoking, and cool hair,), at the same time. Over the course of a Kizza meal. So you will need to add, Moonlight Drive, CT Styles, and TBKB. Ask for the “Gang-a-Rooâ€￾ program

:

Looks like i'm too seXy to be eaten...

 

[Kizza]

I'm in.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

And don't worry about being embarrassed about being not Australian or not having cool hair when you walk into Australia. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So no one will say anything to you.

Now go out there and get badass

 

[Beer]

I'm doing it! I'm eating Kizza!

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

As a Kizza eater myself, I can confirm this

If I see a non-Australian not eating Kizzaz in Australia, i'm going to be a judgemental asshole.

If I see a non-Australian eating Kizzaz in Australia, i'm thinking “good on ya, mate”

 

[Kizza]

Omnomnomnom.