Mysterious Shit

[JurassicBonez]

So I just got done taking a shit (toke my comp with me cause I go for at least 45min - an hour), and I wiped my ass, but there was no shit on the toilet paper.

Anybody else ever had the mysterious shit? The shit where you shit but there's no shit on the toilet paper.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

(toke my comp with me cause I go for at least 45min - an hour)

That's a fucking monster.

Nope, but I have had the mysterious strain-for-an-hour-yet-nothing-in-the-bowl-a-saurus.

 

[JurassicBonez]

Almost all the males on my dad's side takes shit for that long. My dad does, all my brothers and my cousins.

Nope, but I have had the mysterious strain-for-an-hour-yet-nothing-in-the-bowl-a-saurus.

Lol I have those too. I got caught when I was younger cause that happened to me like 3 times in a row and I thought I was going crazy. I toke a bowl and went outside in the woods and shit in it to make sure I wasn't crazy. Little did I know, there was a guy teaching his kids (or nephews or something) how to hunt, and they were hiding. So they saw me shitting.

 

[Kizza]

Dude....

 

[seX-Power]

Shit is usually expelled from the anus with help from the straining of the anal sphincter muscles. :

 

[LadyHotrod]

Those are the weird, clean shits. They don't seem to be mushy enough to leave any shit behind.

 

[★Chuck Zombie★]

Lol I have those too. I got caught when I was younger cause that happened to me like 3 times in a row and I thought I was going crazy. I toke a bowl and went outside in the woods and shit in it to make sure I wasn't crazy. Little did I know, there was a guy teaching his kids (or nephews or something) how to hunt, and they were hiding. So they saw me shitting.

ROFLMAO!!!!!! Oh man that's horrible. I feel so sorry for you.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

I took a shit before and it was a certain color. No not green because of diarrhea, not red because of a bloody ass hole. The SHIT WAS BLUE! Not a dark ugly blue, it was a nice sky colored blue.

The shit was beautiful, and since I automatically piss when I shit. The water turned sky blue instead of clear white.

It smelt horrible but the shit was beautifull

 

[Australian Badass]

you took the computer with you?

you dirty bastard

 

[X-Sterl-X]

Ive had this before, its weird as hell when it happens

 

[CT Styles]

I get it all the time actually. Does that make me a freak?

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

Powerdrive it tbh.

 

[Dre]

Something happen to me earlier. When I farted while I was shitting, my shit came out Yellow.

 

[CT Styles]

^^ And thus concludes my viewing of this thread - forever.

 

[Kizza]

Shit is usually expelled from the anus with help from the straining of the anal sphincter muscles. :

A sphincter says what?