Silly things you like about wrestling

[Evil Austin]

All the time, King would announce that Raw or a PPV is brought to you and sponsered by Skittles, Snickers or BBQ sauce or something and JR would start talking about it and have an orgasm about it. Some of last years PPV's he did it before moving to smackdown. Go on u - tube you can find it.

 

[The Rated R CMStar]

I could swear that only happened one time, and it was with Skittles. I could be wrong though.

 

[newmie]

When Michael Cole goes: "Not this way!! Dammit, Not this way!!!!"

When a guy slips off a ladder while climbing hell slow to do a good spot, and gets straight back up and climbs up it hell quicker. (Jeff Hardy often does it)

When guys debut (in a match or vignettes) and then are never seen again. always makes me laugh.

When a good storyline evolves from what it is meant to be to something incredible is the greatest thing in wrestling... Like JEricho v Michaels from this year, or Austin vs Rock/McMahon.

 

[Airfixx]

- When someone turns heel or someone does something heelish, i love JR's reaction. When he goes "DAMMIT" " That son of a bitch!" "come on" "I can't believe what we are seeing" "Its just not fair"

LOL

Fave JR-ism:

When he 'marks' out and ends up repeating the same phrase or comment:

"STONE COLD... STONE COLD......................... STONE COLD"

or simply

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"



...That and the classic "These men have families, damnit!"



I also love....

When commentary teams argue (but this seems to be slowly becoming a thing of the past).

When guys have the crowd by the bollocks during a live promo (Edge killed it during 2008!).

Trainwreck gimmicks (Mantour, Battlecat.... Kizzarny?)

Batista stumbling on the steps as he entered the ring on Raw a few weeks back.... LOL moment of the year!

 

[the dark knight]

Including some of the above things stated, I like when Jericho has the Walls in, and he yells "ASK HIM ASK HIM!!!" I get a chuckle out of that every time.

rofllllllll that one kills me. especially last time when he was attacking cena along with orton's bitches. ask him what ffs? its not a match!

-Vince McMahon strutting on the way to the ring.

i smile every time i see vince.

When commentary teams argue (but this seems to be slowly becoming a thing of the past).

one of the major reasons why wrestling sucks ass these days. dont you miss heel king?

 

[Headfirst For Hardcore]

-When someone signals for a finisher and it's reversed or blocked.

-Wrestling Hand Signs

-How a non-title match usually means a loss for the Champion.

-Handicap matches.

-How some chants fail so epicly

 

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

This might take a while

-Maffew's Botchamania, especially the everyone talks too much part

-How so many announcers get amnesia about matches ("this is the first time these two have faced each other" even though they fought last week)

-When the referees will count 1...2...3...kickout.

-Botches that just completely throw off a match. Not injuries but missed spots that turn the entire rest of the match into a clusterfuck.

-How some deathmatches will take 10 minutes to set up a huge spot usually involving both wrestlers, the referee and a handful of officials all building some ridiculous contraption.

-When in WCW no matter how many times he did it people would still try to powerbomb kidman even though it was obvious he was gonna reverse it into a facebuster.

-When matches have 30 false finishes, two table bumps, 50 chair shots, one guy getting thrown off a balcony and then the match ends with the deadliest move in professional wrestling today-the rollup.

-When a wrestler is laid out on the mat with someone on the top rope and the dude on the mat blatantly moves closer into the perfect position for the guy on the top rope. Wouldn't it make more sense to move further away? (unless you're wrestling RVD then it doesn't really matter)

-Cameraman bumps

-When fans chant USA! USA! even though both wrestlers are American.

-I also like how animated some interviews get (I'm talking Ultimate Warrior, Lex Luger CSWF Promos) and how ridiculous some of them are. "I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna rape him, I'm gonna eat his fuckin costume"

 

[LadyHotrod]

Piper's eye poke.

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

I'll just go ahead and say it: I'm a Goldust mark. I love the guy. Dustin was and still is awesome in that gimmick. When he's serious, he's part Hannibal Lecter, part Heath Ledger's joker. When he's funny, he's on fire with the crowd. I know he's just a silly jobber nowadays, but he always was fun to watch, IMO

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

This might take a while

-Maffew's Botchamania, especially the everyone talks too much part

"

Ohhhh man...

I've spent HOURS of my life watching and rolling around laughing my stupid head off at these. The Shockmaster one was so god damned funny.

It's almost as if Ole Anderson was purposely trying to sound like a cartoon character when he was backstage voicing the Shockmaster's debut promo:

"Hey Sid!! You're on top of the world, yeah! It's time..............
ha ha ha ha ha *the worst, funniest evil laugh ever*" :

 

[NinoBrown]

I could swear that only happened one time, and it was with Skittles. I could be wrong though.

I found three more including this one.

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Back in WCW/NWO days, the crowd used to throw shit in the ring.

Those rare times when the table DOESN'T break.

Alex Wright and Disco Inferno. Gotta love those entrances.

 

[the dark knight]

king's scream:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDzUIkqBCrA




+ macho man's voice

 

[Axis]

-When fans chant USA! USA! even though both wrestlers are American.

Even better, when they get the roles wrong. I remember in a Hassan/Benoit match, the crowd was chanting USA! for Benoit, despite the fact that Benoit is from Canada and Hassan is from Michigan.

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

^I remember something similar when Edge was wrestling Stephane Grenier. Stupid fans.

"USA!! USA!! USA!!!"

I love this country probably more than anybody(I'm in the ARMY), but I don't feel the need to act like a nationalist-socialist at every sporting event I attend.

 

[1chiban]

How wrestlers only kick out of finishers on ppvs!