Thee ANIMAL Batista Appreciation Thread

[KenFan4life]

Well....just kind've cruising through tha' forums cause the thing that sucks about being a Straight B(plus) student is that there ain't shit to do in wisconsin except go outside hunting, fishing, farming, build a fort, fuck with people, and throw rocks at people, call people fagz, or punch a dork and run really really fast...

so'z like....anyways!

tha' pa-point is...

I've Heard of Counter Culture people and I hate EMOZ!:starwars:

and gayass fans of Star Wars....seriously....Do People have to be fucking mental to think those star wars movies are actually good?

I mean....its like....could just imagine whats going through their minds...


StarWarsFan'sMinds: "ZOMG! LASERS!!!-Durrh!?!??!"


stupider then people that waste money on "Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, Pluto Nash, Norbit, Blair Witch Project, and Gigili" all put together...


fuck LASERS!

they fo' posers...


anyways....

seriously....


ever take a soggy-shit?

neither have i....:homercake:


anyways!



pa-point is....ma' Ass is Counter-Cyber-Culture...so if ya- hate something, then I like it...if ya-love something, then I hate it...ya-heard?!


so GOD BLESS ANDREW "TEST" MARTIN and Fuck Heath LEdger(as the joker-jizz)...



hahahahahahaha!



anyways...on to thee Point of this thread(fuckin' doggin' it today...)


so'z like....BATISTA!...tha' ANIMAL!!!:bb:

most massive man muscles in all of wrestling today!!!


possibly thee most underappreciated commodity in the industry today...
(real words...I got an A+ in english class,so "SUCK IT!")


Tha' Man ....who somewhat Raised Ratings in 05...

tha' Guy That Stepped up and improved and managed to battle through some injuries and shit...


point is....Wtf?!

why did everyone betray him?!

idk...i think its back in 06, when he came back and seemed a little too sure of himself and must've had that same mindset as Orton.
(that "Pfft! I'm Better then tha' rest of the roster" bullshit mindset)...
but like..yea

it backfired and he ended up feuding with Booker T and big show...idk

guess he couldn't really carry anyone bigger then him...and maybe booker t sandbagged batista...
cause it seems like batista can have a good match with basically anyone else on the roster(besides khali, show, and ...idk)

ya-know what...


fuck it....


APPRECIATE HIM NOW!!!


Or I rip up a Christopher Daniel's Poster every hour on thee hour, unless ya-asses start to give tha' Damn Animal some Damn Respect...

cause he's not as shitty as Sabu, Stiener, Test, and several other smucks of shit that exist out there in the wrestling world....

hell...Batista's probably better in the ring then Hogan & Warrior...

so'z like...yea....:music_band: ROCK ON!!!


("I WALK ALONE" by saliva starts playing)

 

[Soulpower]

Batista is awesome! Dude's gold on the mic.

*I Walk Alone plays*

Batista:Congratulations... I want my rematch

*I Walk Alone plays and Batista leaves*

I"M GOING TO EXPOSE YOUR ASS!!!

 

[Travis40]

I'd let him fuck me, becuase there's nothing better than fucking an animal....from what I've heard :shifty:

 

[Airfixx]

^^^That would be considered YOU being FUCKED by an animal (not "fuckin an animal")!

...Enjoy! :



I would never go as far as saying he is completely shit etc., but he's had some terrible matches.... Look no further than WM24 or a large number of his SD matches... I won't go as far as saying ANY time he's not ME-ing a PPV, but I'm very tempted.


+ He's not annoying me so much on Raw.

 

[WCW Rules]

Big Dave OWNS. Nuff said. Oh, and fuck Tha Joker, cause Kenfan said so. :shifty:

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Batista is shit. He is in the ME cos Triple H liked him.

His promos are one line. His matches LITERALLY consist of 5 moves. And they are incredibly boring to watch.

There is NOTHING Main Event quality about Big Dave.

 

[Airfixx]

Additional: Ditch the figure-4.... It looks rediculous when he does it!

 

[KenFan4life]

Batista is shit. He is in the ME cos Triple H liked him.

His promos are one line. His matches LITERALLY consist of 5 moves. And they are incredibly boring to watch.

There is NOTHING Main Event quality about Big Dave.

basically been said 'bout every main eventer in history...

tha' old "ZOMG! only five moves!...He's in the ME cuz of Politics!" arguement and stuff..:in_love:


anyways...


:clown2: <that gaywad joker...

:music_band: <GeedSmack

:boat: <BKB invading new zealand..