NOAH Star Gets Tryout

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

- Pro wrestling NoAH star Go Shiozaki who also works for ROH had a tryout dark match before this past Monday's Raw d. Carlito in less than 3 minutes. WWE apparently has no interest in him after seeing him work the match. Vince apparently said he is "Too asian".

:roflmao:

How Funaki is still employed is amazing.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

ROFLMAO that is THE funniest thing I've heard all day

He's one-a them squintys, everybody get your shotguns!

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

:roflmao:

How Funaki is still employed is amazing.

INDEED!

 

[Beer Money Army]

rofl vince doesnt like slancey eyes people

 

[seX-Power]

roflollipop, funaki must ride VKM's dick to keep his job, or he'll lose his last match (on heat) and get fired like Tajiri


wait, this explains why Jimmy Wang Yang is trying to be portrayed as American as possible... im surprised that Vince doesn't just make him wear goggles >_>

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Herro I'm Rimmy Wang Yang. Me redneck Indeed, me swear

[/racism]

You can never be too Asian!

<3 Squintys

 

[Hometown Kid]

What a shocker...of course most people think Vince and WWE aren't racist...

 

[Evil Austin]

man that was the funniest thing I have heard all week ...... Ha ha ha oh and he keeps Funaki because he is Smackdowns NUMBER ... 1 ANNOUNCER (even though he hasn't announced in a long time)

 

[Soulpower]

In all likelihood, this is BULLSHIT!! I know the dude that runs the NOAH site, and he's heard nothing about this. By the way, Carlito is on SD, not RAW. Unless you're an agent (Like Jamie Noble), you're not going to wrestle a dark-match on another brand.

 

[Evil Austin]

ha ha ha ha SP is the only one that noticed it, proves how smart he is.

 

[Soulpower]

I should add, part of the reason why I say this is fake is because I might know who actually sent in this report to Gerweck :shifty:

 

[McLovin]

Vince McMahon defeats Michael Hayes to become the new WWE Racist Champion.

 

[chessarmy]

:laugh: at Vince's input, lets completely ignore his match and just judge him because of his ethnicity...wow

And as for Go, I would have loved to see him work in WWE but if they don't appreciate his talents, then he can stick with ROH where he belongs

 

[xtremebadass]

Carlito on Raw? I you sure it wasn't "Char-Lito?"

 

[Headfirst For Hardcore]

pretty funny report, I doubt Go would be on Friday Night Raw. I'm hoping that some random black guy gets a WWE tryout so we can get the same report on that, and have a spoof.