So just to kick things off wit was my bro's 19th on Monday. Great day, got him good and liquored up. Good times. He actually out-drank me, I couldn't believe it. I must be getting old or something.
Tuesday sucked because I don't usually get hangovers but I was drinking red wine all night the night before (I'm an idiot and just kept buying bottles of wine.) and I was absolutely fuckered all day.
Oh yeah, I forgot about this new game that started up on Monday, its called "I'M GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE" it's pretty fucking stupid, but dammit, if you get sucker punched in the face, you really want to hit that guy, or at least someone back. Hitman ended up with a fat lip, and I ended up with a scratch across my cheek from K-T's ring. Marred my good looks temporarily. Oh and I also played bloody knuckles with Hitty, and I won, but my hand is swollen, mangled and my knuckles are bruised.
I should also mention that as my time in Ottawa is/isn't (I have no idea, just give me an answer) has been winding down I've been hitting that shit up hard. There hasn't been a night where I haven't been intaking, so that is also making me very irritable.
Staurday, I'm making fruit salad for breakfast for that special someone and I fucking slice off the pad of my left ring finger. I bled so much it was unbelievable. Hopefully it grows back. I know my thumb tip did, but this is a considerable larger area.
In conclusion fuck all of you.
Tuesday sucked because I don't usually get hangovers but I was drinking red wine all night the night before (I'm an idiot and just kept buying bottles of wine.) and I was absolutely fuckered all day.
Oh yeah, I forgot about this new game that started up on Monday, its called "I'M GOING TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE" it's pretty fucking stupid, but dammit, if you get sucker punched in the face, you really want to hit that guy, or at least someone back. Hitman ended up with a fat lip, and I ended up with a scratch across my cheek from K-T's ring. Marred my good looks temporarily. Oh and I also played bloody knuckles with Hitty, and I won, but my hand is swollen, mangled and my knuckles are bruised.
I should also mention that as my time in Ottawa is/isn't (I have no idea, just give me an answer) has been winding down I've been hitting that shit up hard. There hasn't been a night where I haven't been intaking, so that is also making me very irritable.
Staurday, I'm making fruit salad for breakfast for that special someone and I fucking slice off the pad of my left ring finger. I bled so much it was unbelievable. Hopefully it grows back. I know my thumb tip did, but this is a considerable larger area.
In conclusion fuck all of you.
