Laaaaaaaaadieeeeeeeeees aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand gentlemen. Welcoooooooome to the nooooooooooooooooooo smarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrk zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone. My name, is, Misterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Kenne......oh wait. I'm Kaedon. This week in the Zone were going to take a look at the upcoming WWE draft and we will visit my cabana!
The Draft
Much like in the NFL, I really look forward to draft time in the WWE. But this year, I don’t think its going to have as big an impact as it once did, at least not in the main event scene. This is because I believe, there are very few HUGE marquee match ups left in the WWE with Cena/Batista, Orton/Batista, and a few other ones that are debatable. Even if HHH and Edge switch brands, which will NOT happen, it wouldn’t be that big a deal. I think what is going to come out of this is a lot of mid card changes. And also, believe it or not, I don’t think SD is going to get fucked in this years draft because lets say MVP and Batista move to Raw, what does that do really? Not much because someone else will go there who can fill those spots quite well, be it Kennedy, Punk, or whatever. What I really want to see….well lets just get into it. I’m going to give you what I THINK will happen and what I would LIKE to see happen from my bullshit perspective.
What Will Probably Happen
Raw will get: Batista, MVP, The Big Show, Elijah Burke, Victoria and Valdimir Kozlov
SD will get: Umaga, Cade OR Murdoch, Shawn Michaels, and Ashley Mossaro
ECW will get: It doesn’t matter because SD and ECW are all the same soon to be RawCW.
What I would LIKE To See Happen
Raw
Batista: Because of the two “dream matches†that he could be a part of over on Raw. Also, its been a while since he has gotten into it with Trips, Jericho, and Kennedy.
MVP: Since he has never been on Raw, and he has been doing this contract thing, this would be the wisest move. His past with Matt would be a great way to kickstart a feud with Jeff. He also has history with Kennedy who is now a face. Plus, after he gets some more seasoning he can go after Orton, Cena, and HHH. And if, for some reason, the fans want him to turn face, he can feud with the man who put him over for weeks on end on SD, JBL. Every one of those would be interesting to me.
Chavo Guerrero w/Bam: If you are going to do this second gen star thing with Rhodes and Dibiasie, why not go all out with Chavo? Chavo could be an anchor for the group. He is a solid promo and he knows how to work a good match so he could help school the young guys.
Jesse and Festus or Hawkins and Ryder: Something Raw needs, if they plan to use them, is actual tag teams, instead of this makeshift bullshit. And either one of these teams would be great and it would be really good for the credulity of the draft to split up La Familia.
Smackdown
Umaga: A monster who can work is what SD needs. There was talk of him feuding with Undertaker but I guess that is out the window, but he could really still be of great use on SD. The best thing they can do is put him in a long term feud with Matt Hardy. A monster let loose on the United States Championship. He could also feud with the top babyfaces as well, be it Batista, Rey Mysterio and The Big Show (as well as Taker when he comes back)
Carlito: Ok so the shithead thinks he’s not getting enough opportunities, so let him go on SD and do whatever he wants. That’s where he debuted and won the US Title so fuck it, put him in a feud with Matt Hardy, it could be entertaining.
Chris Jericho: Yeah, I know he is a champion on Raw, but I think it would be great for SD because he is one of a few people who can work the mid AND upper card in great matches. It’s been a long while since the last Edge/Jericho feud.
Jeff Hardy: This Is for one reason and one reason only. Well, 2 reasons. One, because when he botches, which he inevitably will, it can be edited down, and 2 we could FINALLY get my Brother vs. Brother feud, and even maybe work in the BOD into it somehow!
So yeah there we go, my predictions and wants for the draft. Will they come through? I am very confident that some of them are. I really hope that they don’t really fucking waste picks on shit like SD drafting from ECW or vice versa.
Kaedon’s Cabana
So I am sure this is gonna piss off at least one member of the forum but I don’t really care. Carlito has been on a tear as of late complaining (once again) that he isn’t being pushed and could be used better and all this. Most recently, he has sounded off about the franchise of the WWE, Triple H. And I know that statement is gonna piss off so many others but too bad. Anyway here is what Carlito had to say about HHH
"I may get in trouble, but that's why I'm here. My opinion is that it was a smart move by [HHH]. I think that's why he's champion now and has been champion in the past, it's easier to him. We, the real wrestlers, don't depend on people in the business. We don't have that benefit. We have to deliver the maximum in the ring. Others are given championships in a plate of gold or platinum, I'm happy for him."
Ok, I know you are pissed that you aren’t getting the best opportunities (not like he has gotten NONE) but you don’t need to pull this bullshit. Here is something that Carlito and the Puerto Rican Liberal Media here doesn’t want you to know….Carlito started wrestling in 1999, in this father’s promotion. Not even a year later, guess what he was? Champion. That’s right, little Carly was pushed to the moon. And now, all of a sudden, personal relationships are bad? Fuck, I am almost willing to bet that he would not even have a job with the WWE now if it wasn’t for his daddy. So fuck him for that. AND THEN he says he has to deliver “maximum†in the ring. I guess HHH doesn’t go out and bust his ass every night. Most other champions have gone off the house show circuit as soon as they get that title and that spot, but not HHH, but no, you’re right Carlito, HHH is a fucking slacker and he only is where he is because he’s with Steph. Fuck you, you fucking malcontent. Maybe if you actually gave a fuck about what you are doing and didn’t just look like “eh whatever†they’d give you more than just a minute or two on the stick. HHH, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, Roddy Piper, even Ric Flair for fuck sake, all were jobbed out early in their career, and when I say early I mean for the first 3 years not getting a few small pushes and then having to put people over like Carlito does. If Bret Hart, Roddy, or any of those other guys got the push Carlito got a few times, they would have been over motherfuckers. So Carly, since you can’t seem to do shit and all you want to do is blame everyone but YOURSELF for your fucking problems, get the fuck off my TV and give Snitsky some more air time. Sure he’s a generic big man, sure he’s way more limited than you, and sure he cant really promo, but you know what, at least he acts like he gives a fuck. He’s got heart. He’s trying. All you’re doing is whining like a little baby cunt.
Ok now that I’ve vented, its time to say goodbye. Thanks for reading. Next week I will be back with Fact Or Fiction and, if all goes according to plan, another new feature. Don’t forget to read SP’s ECW and Raw reviews as well as my SD Review. So that’s it, I’m done get the fuck outta hurrr and cheer for the Celtics!
The Draft
Much like in the NFL, I really look forward to draft time in the WWE. But this year, I don’t think its going to have as big an impact as it once did, at least not in the main event scene. This is because I believe, there are very few HUGE marquee match ups left in the WWE with Cena/Batista, Orton/Batista, and a few other ones that are debatable. Even if HHH and Edge switch brands, which will NOT happen, it wouldn’t be that big a deal. I think what is going to come out of this is a lot of mid card changes. And also, believe it or not, I don’t think SD is going to get fucked in this years draft because lets say MVP and Batista move to Raw, what does that do really? Not much because someone else will go there who can fill those spots quite well, be it Kennedy, Punk, or whatever. What I really want to see….well lets just get into it. I’m going to give you what I THINK will happen and what I would LIKE to see happen from my bullshit perspective.
What Will Probably Happen
Raw will get: Batista, MVP, The Big Show, Elijah Burke, Victoria and Valdimir Kozlov
SD will get: Umaga, Cade OR Murdoch, Shawn Michaels, and Ashley Mossaro
ECW will get: It doesn’t matter because SD and ECW are all the same soon to be RawCW.
What I would LIKE To See Happen
Raw
Batista: Because of the two “dream matches†that he could be a part of over on Raw. Also, its been a while since he has gotten into it with Trips, Jericho, and Kennedy.
MVP: Since he has never been on Raw, and he has been doing this contract thing, this would be the wisest move. His past with Matt would be a great way to kickstart a feud with Jeff. He also has history with Kennedy who is now a face. Plus, after he gets some more seasoning he can go after Orton, Cena, and HHH. And if, for some reason, the fans want him to turn face, he can feud with the man who put him over for weeks on end on SD, JBL. Every one of those would be interesting to me.
Chavo Guerrero w/Bam: If you are going to do this second gen star thing with Rhodes and Dibiasie, why not go all out with Chavo? Chavo could be an anchor for the group. He is a solid promo and he knows how to work a good match so he could help school the young guys.
Jesse and Festus or Hawkins and Ryder: Something Raw needs, if they plan to use them, is actual tag teams, instead of this makeshift bullshit. And either one of these teams would be great and it would be really good for the credulity of the draft to split up La Familia.
Smackdown
Umaga: A monster who can work is what SD needs. There was talk of him feuding with Undertaker but I guess that is out the window, but he could really still be of great use on SD. The best thing they can do is put him in a long term feud with Matt Hardy. A monster let loose on the United States Championship. He could also feud with the top babyfaces as well, be it Batista, Rey Mysterio and The Big Show (as well as Taker when he comes back)
Carlito: Ok so the shithead thinks he’s not getting enough opportunities, so let him go on SD and do whatever he wants. That’s where he debuted and won the US Title so fuck it, put him in a feud with Matt Hardy, it could be entertaining.
Chris Jericho: Yeah, I know he is a champion on Raw, but I think it would be great for SD because he is one of a few people who can work the mid AND upper card in great matches. It’s been a long while since the last Edge/Jericho feud.
Jeff Hardy: This Is for one reason and one reason only. Well, 2 reasons. One, because when he botches, which he inevitably will, it can be edited down, and 2 we could FINALLY get my Brother vs. Brother feud, and even maybe work in the BOD into it somehow!
So yeah there we go, my predictions and wants for the draft. Will they come through? I am very confident that some of them are. I really hope that they don’t really fucking waste picks on shit like SD drafting from ECW or vice versa.
Kaedon’s Cabana
So I am sure this is gonna piss off at least one member of the forum but I don’t really care. Carlito has been on a tear as of late complaining (once again) that he isn’t being pushed and could be used better and all this. Most recently, he has sounded off about the franchise of the WWE, Triple H. And I know that statement is gonna piss off so many others but too bad. Anyway here is what Carlito had to say about HHH
"I may get in trouble, but that's why I'm here. My opinion is that it was a smart move by [HHH]. I think that's why he's champion now and has been champion in the past, it's easier to him. We, the real wrestlers, don't depend on people in the business. We don't have that benefit. We have to deliver the maximum in the ring. Others are given championships in a plate of gold or platinum, I'm happy for him."
Ok, I know you are pissed that you aren’t getting the best opportunities (not like he has gotten NONE) but you don’t need to pull this bullshit. Here is something that Carlito and the Puerto Rican Liberal Media here doesn’t want you to know….Carlito started wrestling in 1999, in this father’s promotion. Not even a year later, guess what he was? Champion. That’s right, little Carly was pushed to the moon. And now, all of a sudden, personal relationships are bad? Fuck, I am almost willing to bet that he would not even have a job with the WWE now if it wasn’t for his daddy. So fuck him for that. AND THEN he says he has to deliver “maximum†in the ring. I guess HHH doesn’t go out and bust his ass every night. Most other champions have gone off the house show circuit as soon as they get that title and that spot, but not HHH, but no, you’re right Carlito, HHH is a fucking slacker and he only is where he is because he’s with Steph. Fuck you, you fucking malcontent. Maybe if you actually gave a fuck about what you are doing and didn’t just look like “eh whatever†they’d give you more than just a minute or two on the stick. HHH, Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, Roddy Piper, even Ric Flair for fuck sake, all were jobbed out early in their career, and when I say early I mean for the first 3 years not getting a few small pushes and then having to put people over like Carlito does. If Bret Hart, Roddy, or any of those other guys got the push Carlito got a few times, they would have been over motherfuckers. So Carly, since you can’t seem to do shit and all you want to do is blame everyone but YOURSELF for your fucking problems, get the fuck off my TV and give Snitsky some more air time. Sure he’s a generic big man, sure he’s way more limited than you, and sure he cant really promo, but you know what, at least he acts like he gives a fuck. He’s got heart. He’s trying. All you’re doing is whining like a little baby cunt.
Ok now that I’ve vented, its time to say goodbye. Thanks for reading. Next week I will be back with Fact Or Fiction and, if all goes according to plan, another new feature. Don’t forget to read SP’s ECW and Raw reviews as well as my SD Review. So that’s it, I’m done get the fuck outta hurrr and cheer for the Celtics!
