I'm great at everything, so f*ck you!

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Unemployment or Sucky Job?

  • Unemployment (Sleep till late and eat tinned carrots)

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Markz

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You most likely clicked on to see me say how great I am, but i'm not going to do that...well today anyway.

This is the debut of my little column about different things that I only care about and maybe some of you, but most likely not. I made the Raamble with the jamble thread that done really well, in opposite land. But i'm going to give myself a second chance and show off some un-funny witt including some uneducated opinions. So here I go.


I'm going to start off by saying that there is no relation between being great at "Sports Entertainment" and MMA fighting. Now I'm not saying great wrestlers like these:

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...are not great fighters, because they probly will be, but wrestlers like Batista and Brock (yea I said it) will most likely flop. I think maybe it's the demand that has influenced the train of thought but think about it, the wrestling we all know and love is NOT fighting, so please stop demanding these dentist by day wrestlers by night men to embarrass themself by stepping into an ass-kicking because it is making our precious love look horrible. Thanks.

Now I also want to thank to the ass-whole who made mothers day in the UK today. Seriously, I am still recovering from christmas and my brothers f*cking birthday and now I had to scrape together some kind of riches to please my precious mother. F*ck you unemployment. :)

Now back to this fantasy that if your good at one thing you rule at everything else. I mean I'm the best at studying History but I suck at maths (seriously I'm at a lower level than the lowest.) You get this eveywhere like "I can use Microsoft so I can use Mac like a b*tch." What!?! I think someone told Gordon Brown that because he can remove his Scottish accent and create a posh English one, sure you can become a great Prime Minister, the dude is a freaking idiot.

I'm going to finish this off with a question. Unemployment or a sucky job? Polls open!

-- This is my first attempt and I know it's short but comments are welcome, and please leave me your views on the issues opened. --
 

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Now I also want to thank to the ass-whole who made mothers day in the UK today. Seriously, I am still recovering from christmas and my brothers f*cking birthday and now I had to scrape together some kind of riches to please my precious mother. F*ck you unemployment. :)

Get a job you filthy hippy.
 

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No dude i'm against corporate Amer- ermm - Britain. Flower power!

*Typing while naked*
 

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F*ck Tony Danza!!

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Oh really? Look at me!! look at me you piece of jerk! Im green, and im still better than you over and over again..

why?


Coz i can do anything... hell i can even fuck you with my eye balls!! :shifty: lol

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Did you read anything I wrote at the top?
 

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Tinned carrots indeed. Fresh carrots are cheaper than those abominations and are much better for you.
 

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Either that or start selling drugs. Then you get to have the best of both worlds.
 

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and you'll have to hook your old pal Monkeystyle up with some slick discounts because he's the one who set you on your way to becoming Australia's answer to Pablo Escobar.