Bull and Ape Alliance vs. Fire and Ice
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I'm only 13. So if you're calling me immature compared to all of you above the age of 18, there is no need for an apology. Just slapping yourself will be good enough...
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Why?
Honestly?
I like busting Nancy's balls. He gives as well as he takes. But I can break him. I have a feeling that when he finally expoldes it'll be the spaz of the century. Hence, I'm going to continue to call him Nancy, and continue to find ways to get under his skin, because the payoff will be so worth it.
Nothing personal to the rest of you, but I'm pretty sure I have, and could make most of you spaz out fairly easily.
In conclusion, I like a challenge.
You're goin' down, Nancy.
Honestly?
I like busting Nancy's balls. He gives as well as he takes. But I can break him. I have a feeling that when he finally expoldes it'll be the spaz of the century. Hence, I'm going to continue to call him Nancy, and continue to find ways to get under his skin, because the payoff will be so worth it.
Nothing personal to the rest of you, but I'm pretty sure I have, and could make most of you spaz out fairly easily.
In conclusion, I like a challenge.
You're goin' down, Nancy.
Just 2 nights after Friday Night Carnage at a WKF house show freak on a leash by koRn hits the sound system and out comes Jimmy Gambino, Bull Connor and a guy noone recognises makes there way to the ring to a decent amount of boos, the man has dark skin, he is dressed in all black, he has a black mohawk and he is about the same size as Bull Connor, they ignore the fans as they make there way to the ring, when they get in the ring Jimmy Gambino asks for a mic and he recieves 1 and begins speaking as Bull and the mystery man just stand behind him.
Jimmy Gambino: Incase some of you fuckin idiots dont know who I am yet my name is Jimmy Gambino
The fans boo loudly as Bull and the mystery man look around with a careless smirk on there face and Jimmy just shrugs hiis shoulders.
Jimmy Gambino: Alot of you might recognise me as the manager of the self proclaimed toughest man in the world BULL CONNOR!!!.
The fans start booing again as Bull Connor gets a angry look on his face and yells at them to shut the fuck up.
Jimmy Gambino: YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN IDIOTS!!! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THE SELF PROCLAIMED TOUGHEST MAN IN THE WORLD BULL CONNOR GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK!?!?
The fans start booing loudly again.
Jimmy Gambino: Anyways, nevermind that, you idiots are probably wonderin who this big guy is.
Jimmy points over at the mystery man in the ring.
Jimmy Gambino: Well, his name is Ape Simmons, he is a old friend of me and Bull and believe me he is just as much of a powerful monster as Bull and him and Bull are gunna be a tag team from now on, and we have even came up with a name, the Bull and Ape alliancem and the Bull and Ape Alliace will destroy every tag team in the WKF.
The fans start booing again and Bull and Ape look around with a pissed off look on there face and Bull grabs the mic from Jimmy and begins yelling.
Bull Connor: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LITTLE NERDS!!!.
He hands the mic back to Jimmy and Jimmy begins talking again.
Jimmy Gambino: Anyways this week on Carnage the Bull and Ape alliance have a match against 2 little shrimps by the name of Fire and Ice.
The fans start cheering to the name Fire and Ice.
Jimmy Gambino: Yeah I thaught you people would like them, there as big of losers as all you people are.
The fans start booing again and Jimmy just laughs it off and shrugs his shoulders.
Jimmy Gambino: Anyways Fire and Ice have had a few matches with that tag team known as Bromance, both in tag team and singles matches, alot of people have said those have been 5 star matches, WELL WE DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THEY HAD A FEW 5 STAR MATCHES OR NOT!!! Bromance or Fire and Ice are nothing like the Bull and Ape alliance and the Bull and Ape alliance can destroy anyone, and that is exactly what the Bull and Ape alliance are going to do to Fire and Ice this week on Friday night Carnage, they are going to crush Fire and Ice, they are going to destroy Fire and Ice, and they are going to beat Fire and Ice.
The fans once again start booing loudly.
Jimmy Gambino: YOU PEOPLE REALLY ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN IDIOTS YOU KNOW THAT!?!? NONE OF YOU FAGGITS CAN BEAT EITHER 1 OF THESE GUYS!!! HELL!! I BET NONE OF YOU EVEN HAVE THE GUTS TO GET IN THE RING WITH 1 OF THESE GUYS!!!.
Bull walks over to Jimmy and whispers something in his ear and Jimmy puts a cocky grin on his face.
Jimmy Gambino: You know what people, Bull Connor challenges anyone from the audiance to a match, so who accepts?
Jimmy gets out of the ring and looks around as a few people in the front role are raising there hands, there is a man with big muscles who weigths about 300 pounds yelling bring it on and Jimmy just looks at him and waves his hands at him and calls him a loser and moves on, Jimmy turns to a skinny guy who weights about 120 lbs and Jimmy points at him before speaking.
Jimmy Gambino: What is your name sir?
fan: MY NAME IS TJ PARKS!!!.
TJ raises his arm and turns and waves as the crowd goes crazy.
Jimmy Gambino: Okay, okay, thats kool, where are you from kid?
TJ Parks: Im from.....
Jimmy pulls the microphone away before he can finish.
Jimmy Gambino: I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHERE YOUR FROM!!!! ITS PROBABLY A LITTLE SHIT HOLE ANYWAYS!!! look man, sorry, i get a little carried away when im out here infront of a bunch of idiots who probably cant even get a job at mcdonalds, but that aint the point, so you think you can go up against the self proclaimed toughest man in the world Bull Connor?
TJ Parks: Yeah I think I can get in the ring with this fat ass, the bigger they are the harder they fall and im gunna show that to the world.
The fans cheer loudly and TJ turns around raising his arm waving again.
Jimmy Gambino: You have some pretty tough words there kid, lets see if you can back em up.
The fan steps over the barricade and into the ring, Ape gets out of the ring and the refferee calls for the bell and the match is under way, Bull and the fan have a stare down, the fan slaps Bull in the face and turns to raise his arm and wave to the crowd as they cheer loudly, the fan turns around and gets clothslined by Bull and the fan goes down, Bull then helps the fan up to his feet and whips him into the corner and connects with a turnbuckle clothline and drags him to the middle of the ring and connects with the bull horn drop and goes for the pin, 1.....2.....3 DING! DING! DING!
Justin Cash: Here is your winner, the self proclaimed toughest man in the world, Bull Connor!.
The paramedics run out to the ring to tend to the fan and carry him out on the stretcher as the crowd gives him a standing ovation and Jimmy Gambino grabs the mic again.
Jimmy Gambino: You idiots see that? That is exactly whats going to happen to Fire and Ice this week on Carnage, there going to get crushed, destroyed and beat.
Freak on a leash by KoRn hits the sound system and Jimmy and the Bull and Ape alliance make there way to the back as the camera fades to black.
Jimmy Gambino: Incase some of you fuckin idiots dont know who I am yet my name is Jimmy Gambino
The fans boo loudly as Bull and the mystery man look around with a careless smirk on there face and Jimmy just shrugs hiis shoulders.
Jimmy Gambino: Alot of you might recognise me as the manager of the self proclaimed toughest man in the world BULL CONNOR!!!.
The fans start booing again as Bull Connor gets a angry look on his face and yells at them to shut the fuck up.
Jimmy Gambino: YOU PEOPLE ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN IDIOTS!!! DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THE SELF PROCLAIMED TOUGHEST MAN IN THE WORLD BULL CONNOR GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK!?!?
The fans start booing loudly again.
Jimmy Gambino: Anyways, nevermind that, you idiots are probably wonderin who this big guy is.
Jimmy points over at the mystery man in the ring.
Jimmy Gambino: Well, his name is Ape Simmons, he is a old friend of me and Bull and believe me he is just as much of a powerful monster as Bull and him and Bull are gunna be a tag team from now on, and we have even came up with a name, the Bull and Ape alliancem and the Bull and Ape Alliace will destroy every tag team in the WKF.
The fans start booing again and Bull and Ape look around with a pissed off look on there face and Bull grabs the mic from Jimmy and begins yelling.
Bull Connor: SHUT THE FUCK UP YA LITTLE NERDS!!!.
He hands the mic back to Jimmy and Jimmy begins talking again.
Jimmy Gambino: Anyways this week on Carnage the Bull and Ape alliance have a match against 2 little shrimps by the name of Fire and Ice.
The fans start cheering to the name Fire and Ice.
Jimmy Gambino: Yeah I thaught you people would like them, there as big of losers as all you people are.
The fans start booing again and Jimmy just laughs it off and shrugs his shoulders.
Jimmy Gambino: Anyways Fire and Ice have had a few matches with that tag team known as Bromance, both in tag team and singles matches, alot of people have said those have been 5 star matches, WELL WE DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THEY HAD A FEW 5 STAR MATCHES OR NOT!!! Bromance or Fire and Ice are nothing like the Bull and Ape alliance and the Bull and Ape alliance can destroy anyone, and that is exactly what the Bull and Ape alliance are going to do to Fire and Ice this week on Friday night Carnage, they are going to crush Fire and Ice, they are going to destroy Fire and Ice, and they are going to beat Fire and Ice.
The fans once again start booing loudly.
Jimmy Gambino: YOU PEOPLE REALLY ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN IDIOTS YOU KNOW THAT!?!? NONE OF YOU FAGGITS CAN BEAT EITHER 1 OF THESE GUYS!!! HELL!! I BET NONE OF YOU EVEN HAVE THE GUTS TO GET IN THE RING WITH 1 OF THESE GUYS!!!.
Bull walks over to Jimmy and whispers something in his ear and Jimmy puts a cocky grin on his face.
Jimmy Gambino: You know what people, Bull Connor challenges anyone from the audiance to a match, so who accepts?
Jimmy gets out of the ring and looks around as a few people in the front role are raising there hands, there is a man with big muscles who weigths about 300 pounds yelling bring it on and Jimmy just looks at him and waves his hands at him and calls him a loser and moves on, Jimmy turns to a skinny guy who weights about 120 lbs and Jimmy points at him before speaking.
Jimmy Gambino: What is your name sir?
fan: MY NAME IS TJ PARKS!!!.
TJ raises his arm and turns and waves as the crowd goes crazy.
Jimmy Gambino: Okay, okay, thats kool, where are you from kid?
TJ Parks: Im from.....
Jimmy pulls the microphone away before he can finish.
Jimmy Gambino: I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHERE YOUR FROM!!!! ITS PROBABLY A LITTLE SHIT HOLE ANYWAYS!!! look man, sorry, i get a little carried away when im out here infront of a bunch of idiots who probably cant even get a job at mcdonalds, but that aint the point, so you think you can go up against the self proclaimed toughest man in the world Bull Connor?
TJ Parks: Yeah I think I can get in the ring with this fat ass, the bigger they are the harder they fall and im gunna show that to the world.
The fans cheer loudly and TJ turns around raising his arm waving again.
Jimmy Gambino: You have some pretty tough words there kid, lets see if you can back em up.
The fan steps over the barricade and into the ring, Ape gets out of the ring and the refferee calls for the bell and the match is under way, Bull and the fan have a stare down, the fan slaps Bull in the face and turns to raise his arm and wave to the crowd as they cheer loudly, the fan turns around and gets clothslined by Bull and the fan goes down, Bull then helps the fan up to his feet and whips him into the corner and connects with a turnbuckle clothline and drags him to the middle of the ring and connects with the bull horn drop and goes for the pin, 1.....2.....3 DING! DING! DING!
Justin Cash: Here is your winner, the self proclaimed toughest man in the world, Bull Connor!.
The paramedics run out to the ring to tend to the fan and carry him out on the stretcher as the crowd gives him a standing ovation and Jimmy Gambino grabs the mic again.
Jimmy Gambino: You idiots see that? That is exactly whats going to happen to Fire and Ice this week on Carnage, there going to get crushed, destroyed and beat.
Freak on a leash by KoRn hits the sound system and Jimmy and the Bull and Ape alliance make there way to the back as the camera fades to black.
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