ITT: list WWE superstars you could beat up

[Swift]

As if this thread wasn't already pointless :dawg:

 

[Dat Kid1]

I would beat the shit out of hornswoggle & if we're considering that hitting females is ok, I'd fuck up the divas division too.
Miz also looks like he can't fight & if Great Khali moves as slow as I think he does I probably could whup his ass too

 

[ThreeXBetterThanU]

Re: RE: ITT: list WWE superstars you could beat up

I would beat the sh*t out of hornswoggle & if we're considering that hitting females is ok, I'd f*ck up the divas division too.
Miz also looks like he can't fight & if Great Khali moves as slow as I think he does I probably could whup his ass too

These were my thoughts exactly when i read this topic. First name that came to my mind was Miz. I think if i saw Miz in the club and i was trying to bring his woman home with me, i could drop his ass... Easy. None of that grabbing stuff either. straight fists.

Khali looks horribly slow and if you can avoid that "one hitter quitter" that big guys have i could beat his ass too.

And as long as I wear a cup so hornswoggle can't nut check me in the middle of the fight... Or nut bite (he looks like a nut biter), then he'd be easy as well.

But I'm confident in my hands so i think i could take any of them in a street fight... A real street fight, not a wwe street fight. Except maybe John Cena, cause he's a freak of nature. Booker And r-truth too... Cause they are from the streets.

~Three Said That~

 

[Roi]

if we're considering that hitting females is ok, I'd f*ck up the divas division too.

Pussy , males doesnt it females otherwise they are pussys:

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Booker And r-truth too... Cause they are from the streets.

~Three Said That~

Why did u relationated black guys with the street ?

 

[Rysenberg]

The Miz. I mean, shit, I may be a complete pussy myself but his punches are just pathetic. I'd simply kick him in the face before slowly beating him down with a bit of a swagger, pandering to the imaginary crowd. I'd eventually finish it off with repeated blows to the skull and a SCF to his lifeless carcass for the luls.

 

[leojay]

one punch from me could knock everyone in the dubya dubya e lockerroom out, i'm just that good

Spoiler

i sound almost as cocky as dolph's :dawg:

 

[Roi]

Antonio Cesaro.

US Champion vs US Champion

Hahahahaha do u really wanna have a match against him? Did u see what he did to the great khali?

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Pussy , males doesnt it females otherwise they are pussys:

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Depends entirely on what the female is up to. Sometimes a bitch wanna act like a man you gotta treat her like a man.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

one punch from me could knock everyone in the dubya dubya e lockerroom out, i'm just that good

Spoiler

i sound almost as cocky as dolph's :dawg:

Don't see what's cocky about thinking I can take CM Punk? His fake muay thai wouldn't cut it against my hand and foot speed, sorry. Those lame ass tattoos aren't winning him any fights. Someone let CM Punk know I'm down whenever and we can do this.

 

[leojay]

Don't see what's cocky about thinking I can take CM Punk? His fake muay thai wouldn't cut it against my hand and foot speed, sorry. Those lame ass tattoos aren't winning him any fights. Someone let CM Punk know I'm down whenever and we can do this.

b-but he's the WWE Champion and the best in the world

Spoiler

r-right?

 

[seabs]

Re: RE: ITT: list WWE superstars you could beat up

Don't see what's cocky about thinking I can take CM Punk? His fake muay thai wouldn't cut it against my hand and foot speed, sorry. Those lame ass tattoos aren't winning him any fights. Someone let CM Punk know I'm down whenever and we can do this.

How did the fight with Jeff Savage go also?

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

I'm just letting all his fanboys know that their hero is a pussy. When joe blow college student KNOWS beyond a shadow of a doubt that he can beat up the WWE Champion.. something is wrong. And I'd whoop his candy ass.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

How did the fight with Jeff Savage go also?

Randy never set it up. Guess he didn't want to be an accessory to murder.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Antonio Cesaro.

US Champion vs US Champion

No offense main but Cesaro would beat the brakes off your black jewish skinny fat ass ity1:

 

[Dat Girl]

Coming from the person who thinks they can beat CM Punk ity1: