Rent-a-Worker!

[Canadian Dragon]

Jimbo Cornelius - Disgraced wrestling historian/sexual deviant​

Rent-a-Worker is a feeder system for major Wrestling promotions, consisting of only as what the business refers to as Enhancement Talent. It is ran by once famed, now disgraced wrestling historian and promoter Jimbo "Diddly" Cornelius. Famous for his focus on mastering the rudimentary skills in the ring, Jimbo was once revered as the go-to for evaluating talent and making them into capable workers. Unfortunately his world came crashing down when he was found to be defrauding the IRS as well as his employers by charging baby soothers as a business expense...which would not have been a big deal had he not been caught sucking on said soothers while watching talent expose themselves to his romantic partner in exchange for booking favors. The 90s were a wild time. Now he has the humble job of running the premier "Jobber" school in America and has signed a deal with AMA to provide talent when so needed. Here are a few talent at our disposal now!



CHARACTER INFORMATION

NAME: Boston Bob
GIMMICK: wannabe tough guy
ALIGNMENT: face in boston/heel everywhere else

Representation:

Eddie Edwards
Backstory: Boston Bob is a failed wrestler on the main event scene who decided to just be an out of shape fat hardcore wrestler in the local indie scene. The local scene being of course Boston, since that all seems to be what Bob talks about, non-stop. He also thinks he's Irish, despite having no actual roots to the country. Need a guy to take trashing? Boston Bob's your guy.

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Name: Johnny Lightubes
Gimmick: Deathmatch legend
Alignment: Tweener
Rep: Nick Mondo

Backstory: Johnny Lightubes is a famous deathmatch legend who's had his bell rung a few many times and thinks every match is a deathmatch. He always has a box of light tubes, which inevitably always backfires. He hasn't won a match since 2010.

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Name: El Perdedor
Gimmick: loser luchador
Alignment: face

Serpentico
Backstory: El Perdedor literally translates to the loser. This guy is terrible, skinny, brittle and botchy. But man, he bumps like a motherfucker so he's a great jobber.

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Name: The Lunch Lady
Gimmick: angry slob/actual lunch lady

Nia Jax
Backstory: The Lunch Lady is an actual lunch lady who one day got angry during a local wrestling match held in the high school and attempted to interfere...but slipped over the ropes and faceplanted much to the crowds amusement. People tend to love seeing her get her butt kicked, hence, she's currently part-time for Rent-a-Worker


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Name: Gustavo Gabagoul
Gimmick: New Jersey hood poser

Enzo Amore
Backstory: You sling really corny raps, talks really tough with an Italian accent despite never leaving the state, and start trouble wherever you go. Da Ba Doo, that's you! Gustavo Gabagoul is an outlier for a jobber, while his ability in the ring is sub par to say the least (he once broke his wrist doing a kip up) he walks to the ring talking so much junk that by the time the ring bells, arenas (gyms) go crazy for him to get whooped.

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Name: Melody Pierce
Gimmick: singing lady

Sholance Royal
Backstory: A once promising heir to a large inheritance and a beautiful operatic voice, Melody fell in love with wrestling and decided to mix both her passions, much to her family's dismay. She insists on showing off hew musical range in matches, causing her the get wrecked.

 

[Canadian Dragon]

bumped for a few new adds.

 

[Alexa]

I feel like Jeff got some of his frustration out with this, but these are pretty good.

 

[Rosie]

Soooo you created a bunch of Jobbers eh?

How can you ever beat the wonder of LDW's Jobbers:

Mr. Lean Mean, Squeaky Clean, Corey Keenan

Canada's Greatest Athlete, despite losing to a Canadian multiple times, Daemon Raze

"Mile High," Mr. 420 Marley Jameson

Then the MAN

THE MYTH

THE LEGEND

THE MEME

TABOO!

 

[Bobby Barrows]

Ring Name: Allen McNeal

"Real Name": Frank DeMarco

Real Name: Agent James Armbruster, F.B.I.

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 237 lbs.

Age: 27

Billed From: Washington, D.C.

Gimmick/Background: Allen McNeal, alias for "Frank DeMarco", real name James Armbruster, is an undercover FBI agent investigating the AMA under the pretense of discovering potential fraud and tax evasion by the company after discovering "irregularities" in the AMA's finances. He is so unconvincing as a normal wrestler and *not* an FBI agent that people don't even believe he's actually an undercover FBI agent, just that he has the FBI gimmick. The man is so unaware of what goes on in the wrestling business that he even wrestles in his suit and tie.

Face/heel/tweener: Tweener?

Style of wrestling (brawler, high flyer, technical, etc.): MMA

A minimum of one finishing move, and a maximum of three:

Chicken wing Sleeper
Diving Leg Drop

Attire: Black suit, tie, and sunglasses.

Base pic for your character (please include the name of the base pic): 1980's Sam Elliot

Theme music: X-Files Theme

 

[Rosie]

(So hold up, this is where we post Jobbers)

 

[Bobby Barrows]

I don't think so, I just wanted to give an idea for Jeff.

 

[Chris]

As someone who would like extras for future vlogs and can't think of them myself, I'd love more jobbers

 

[Alexa]

Chickenwing Sleeper doesnt sound like a Jobber Finisher

 

[Chris]

Chickenwing Sleeper doesnt sound like a Jobber Finisher

Not like their finishes matter bc they never hit them

 

[Alexa]

Not like their finishes matter bc they never hit them

Fair, but that sounds like a good finsiher. Should be something like a leg drop or such

 

[Canadian Dragon]

Ppl can post jobbers here if they want , no guarantee corny signs u but I welcome it sure

 

[Kiffy Lube]

More Nia Jax disrespect.

 

[Dolph Zinger]

Burgerman has a crush on the Lunch Lady