Impact Impact Wrestling 28th Novemeber 2013 - Thanksgiving *SPOILERS*

[Dale]

* Lei'd Tapa defeated Velvet Sky.

* Bobby Roode, Kazarian, Daniels and Chris Sabin vs. Kurt Angle, Magnus, James Storm and Gunner in an elimination match was taped for the main event. It came down to Angle vs. all 4 heels. Team Roode won when Angle grabbed a steel chair and got disqualified.

* Dixie Carter came out with her new assistant, Rockstar Spud and a Thanksgiving dinner table was set up. Dixie announces stipulations for tonight and a "Winner Winner Turkey Dinner" feast. Dixie brings Ethan Carter III out and they talk about how great their family is.

* Ethan Carter III defeated Curry Man.

* Backstage segment with BroMans, Zema Ion, Eric Young and ODB. There will be a tag match against Dewey Barnes and Norv Fernum in turkey suits.

* Eric Young and ODB come to the ring with turkey suits. Zema Ion comes out next with his own DJ turntables and introduces BroMans. BroMans end up beating Barnes and Fernum. After the match, Fernum and Barnes dance around in turkey suits with ODB and EY.

* Everyone who has won a match comes out for the "Winner Winner Turkey Dinner" segment. Everyone talks about what they're thankful for until Bobby Roode starts ripping Kurt Angle. Angle comes out and Roode challenges him to enter the ring for a beatdown. Angle ends up coming to the ring with ODB, Eric Young, Gunner, James Storm and Velvet Sky. Impact ends with a huge food fight.

Sounds like the absolute shits : Obviously not missed anything in the several weeks / months i've not been watching.
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[Chris]

These spoilers left out the AWESOME Aces & Eights funeral segment Joe not giving Kurt a beer

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Norv Fernum & Dewey Barnes wearin' them turkey suits like bosses. Also seeing Curry Man were the only real highlights. The main event had some decent action but all it did was set up the terrible ending to the show.