Impact thread for March 24, 2022 - Two big title matches as Impact comes from Philadelphia

[Sky]

Cardona is wearing a Chelsea bikini tank top lol

Don't judge him

 

[Sky]

I can't wait to boo the fuck out of Cardona at spring break

I can't believe it would feel so good to have Organic Babyface Boy Cardona as a heel

 

[Marty McFourth]

Cardona is wearing a Chelsea bikini tank top lol

He's got to remind us how much of a lucky bastard he is.

 

[Chris]

Never forget he was am annoying shit of a heel first

 

[Chris]

And I joined the one pant leg woo woo woo bandwagon before he ever had a youtube show

 

[Sky]

And I joined the one pant leg woo woo woo bandwagon before he ever had a youtube show

There's so many people who supported memes in wrestling

 

[Sky]

And so few people who see the meme magic come true

 

[Marty McFourth]

That match was tight, and the post match segment was perfect.

 

[Chris]

I remember one time he won a battle royal to get a shot at Christian's ECW title and I marked so hard

 

[Sky]

I remember one time he won a battle royal to get a shot at Christian's ECW title and I marked so hard

I can relate to supporting underdogs

 

[Sky]

Except underdogs who are genuinely bad at everything (Bischoff, Garett)

 

[Marty McFourth]

 

[Stellar]

I knew this day was coming eventually but still wasn't ready for it. Chelsea turns on Mickie. Sigh. Overall enjoyed the episode.