Tetsuo Ishii decided to hype his fans with a live feed from his Instagram
The feed begins with Tetsuo wearing giant aviator sunglasses and using his own feed to fix up his hair. He then realizes the feed has started
AHHH! HELLO! KONISHWA MAFAKAS! Welcome! to!
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SHRUUUUUG NATIOOOOON!
Ishii performs his patented shrug, and slams back some really fucking obscure Japanese Energy drink he endorsed 2 years prior in Japan. It was...less than a success, and he was now stuck with crates of the stuff. Ishii doesn't really care though, he's convinced he can get the product over. He let's out an exaggerated
YATA! DELICIOUS! YES
Thumbs up the camera.
So I decided to live feed to all my fans! After last show, I became Powder King! I told everyone in America, Ishii is the biggest superstar in Japan! How you say...like Elvis! But with better hair!
He passes a comically large comb through his hair. Where the fuck did he even get that from. Anyways.
But people, they ask me, OI ISHII how you going to win in a cage? I say it's easy!
Ishii does a few click and pulls up a picture
You see, I been training a lots with cage!
The picture shows Ishii, with sunglasses, a sunhat, and obviously too much sunscreen on his nose. And he's...well he's painting a fence.
See I work on cage all summer! I even stained the cage!
Ishii gets a message notification in his livestream, and someone clearly points out to him a cage and a fence are different. Ishii looks genuinely confused for a moment. Then smiles and
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No no, it's same thing. And anyways *sips his drink again and places the logo towards the camera*, this boy they put in front of me? Please!
He thinks he can spook Ishii with circus facepaint? No, Ishii is not scared. Ishii's uncle own a kabuki theatre! I am not scared! BAKA! You look like a sad clown! Maybe you ran away from home and your parents are still looking for you!
Ishii begins to laugh way too hard at his own insult.
So don't be mad ok? But I am going to hurt you badly, sad clown man! Like the fat belly man last week, Ishii is going to show you why he is the absolute greatest gift to ever come from NIPPONNNNNN! I know my english is not so good but...YOU-AH FACKED UP BAHDY!
Ishii flexes both his arms in from of the camera, and blows a kiss.
OKAY SEE YOU! SAYONARA! I LOVE YOU SHRUGNATION!
Ishii awkwardly struggles for 30 seconds to cut the feed.
