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  1. Zany Clowny

    WS Movie Log Discussion Thread

    Describing a movie as a slow burner is almost a meme at this point. This is all atmopshere and crimson (and other assorted Halloween palette staples) shaded lighting soaking into every scene. The practical effects are truly wonderful. I guess the plot is too simple to tie it all together neatly...
  2. Zany Clowny

    WS Movie Log Discussion Thread

    Prey was really good. Wanted to go more in depth but honestly, it's one of the easiest movies to recommend...ever? I want to give it a few months, watch all three and try the Comanche cut, which sounds awesome.
  3. Zany Clowny

    WS Movie Log Discussion Thread

    So this side plot in 24 immediately came to mind when watching this, albeit in a hazy way, as it's been years. Basically Jack Bauer is out there trying to stop a chemical attack or a nuclear one or some other post 9/11 fever dream, and his daughter ends up lost in the woods, a guy rescues her...
  4. Zany Clowny

    WS Movie Log Discussion Thread

    Mostly in it for Cusack chewing scenery as Poe. I think he does an adequate job, one of his better performances. I like Poe but don't love him, Cusack falls under a similar category. The serial killer plot is too barebones to rise above a middle of the road episode of Murdoch Mysteries. Still an...
  5. Zany Clowny

    WS Movie Log Discussion Thread

    I always like to see a good character actor take the lead in a passionately directed budget movie, and this is a good example of that. Eric Roberts is The Butcher here, considering the antagonist is Robert Davi, fucking Cortez from Vice City, I take this film as a Tommy Vercetti origin story...
  6. Zany Clowny

    WS Movie Log Discussion Thread

    Y2K era disaster films are great. Often totally brainless, but I like that attitude. Being in such a good mood that you laugh at the end of the world. Be Kind Rewind might just be the quintessential millenial comedy. You have two leads who have not mentally progressed beyond the age of 5...
  7. Zany Clowny

    WS Movie Log Discussion Thread

    Monster Hunter is a truly modern blockbuster in the sense that it attempts to speak a universal language. So many other directors that rely on a filmed stage play aesthetic struggle to speak said language. With the Star Wars prequels, George Lucas put human bodies in 3D imaginations, used Soviet...
  8. Zany Clowny

    WS Movie Log Discussion Thread

    Putting so much emotional emphasis on his opponent really made the final fight a conflicting watch. It is better than the first one in the way it takes that risk that pays off.
  9. Zany Clowny

    WS Movie Log Discussion Thread

    Adore this film. Claudette Colbert has a face that's all eyes and cheeks, easily the most seductive Cleopatra on film. The sets pieces are extravagant, like the scene where she is attempting to charm an unwilling Mark Antony, she has fresh clams fished straight out of the sea. Out of the nets...
  10. Zany Clowny

    WS Movie Log Discussion Thread

    An absurdly fun movie. It's up there with the Jolie Tomb Raider films, Kim Possible, as peak entertainment guys consumed because it had cute girls and soul. I'm going to post a clip below from this thing, it's got the fidelity of a PS2 cutscene, how can you not love it?