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  1. The Gipper

    Zombie Apocalypse

    That's what Geek deserves, really. He lies and he gets killed for it. Simple. I look at the baseball bat then at the crowd of zombies. Realizing I have no chance if I try to get all of them with a bat. For the second time, I have to come up with a second plan. I look around for help but only...
  2. The Gipper

    Zombie Apocalypse

    I'm gonna be Jet for a second... The car doesn't start between Ryan doesn't know how to read.
  3. The Gipper

    Zombie Apocalypse

    I sneak down the stairs to find the two zombies now clawing at my own front door "Good morning to you too, assholes!" I grab my college bag which is by the stairs, empty it out before putting the phone, A sharp swiss army knife I get from the Kitchen, a full 24 packet of Jaffa Cakes to feed me...
  4. The Gipper

    Zombie Apocalypse

    I phoned my best mate Callum. My uncle's Uncle Bernie. Also I'll respond when I wake up :P
  5. The Gipper

    Zombie Apocalypse

    "Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. Okay, let's look at the options...Mum, Uncle Bernie or Callum. Doesn't Callum have a gun? I could swear he has a gun and I'm not sure if Mum has any weapons, That's slightly worrying now that I think about it. Uncle Bernie must have a gun but he does have 3...
  6. The Gipper

    Zombie Apocalypse

    "What da fuck?" I slowly back away from the 2 zombies into a green bin. Quick thinking makes me open the green bin to find a lot of bin bags and a big plastic bottle "Sue....don't make me do this...Just say one sentence of English and we can be friends" My neighbour which for this story (and...