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  1. The Hardcore Title Game

    Billy hits Linebacker with a Pepsi Plunge off of a roller coaster and pins him. New champion. Billy then, Bitch slaps ViperRKO for calling it the Attitude Era title. He renames it the Fat Asians Galore title - a.k.a. the FAG Title

  2. The Hardcore Title Game

    Billy gets out on bail thanks to a generous contribution from Dr. Phil and chases #HEEL through the amusement park before kicking him in the balls on the tea cups and pinning him. NEW SHIT CHAMPION!

  3. The Hardcore Title Game

    Billy superkicks the little girl and pins her. New SHIT Champion. He continues to kick the crap out of her afterwards because he's a bad ass motherfricker!

  4. The Hardcore Title Game

    Killjoy. How does it not make sense? Most battle royals say both feet have to touch the ground to be eliminated. Billy had no legs and no feet so he could not be eliminated. If it means so much, #HEEL win the belt. Billy pins him after. New SHIT Champion.

  5. The Hardcore Title Game

    The match stated that both feet had to touch the floor. I came up with the match so I can come up with the rules :lol: There is no Commissioner, he died in 2010 from the Gout and another one will not be announced until July. Billy is still champion despite #HEEL's bullshit.

  6. The Hardcore Title Game

    What #HEEL didn't know was that before the match Billy cut off his legs and was using sticks as legs the whole time. The referee reviews the situation and restarts the match. Billy can't lose as he has no legs. Billy superkicks #HEEL onto the floor and is named champion!

  7. The Hardcore Title Game

    Scott Hall checks into rehab vacating the belt. A 5000 men battle royal is held to crown the new SHIT Champion. After 2 days and 12 hours of nonstop mayhem Billy eliminates #HEEL to be crowned the new SHIT Champion.

  8. The Hardcore Title Game

    Billy pulls an Orton and returns a couple hours after having his back broken. Billy says that if #HEEL let's him win they will watch a Scott Hall marathon together. #HEEL agrees and Billy covers. New SHIT champion! They are about to start to walk the marathon when Billy hits him with The...

  9. The Hardcore Title Game

    ViperRKO doesn't know that Billy is Immortal. Billy stands back up and freezes ViperRKO. He takes his wallet and takes his address. He goes to Viper's house and gets a blowjob from his sister. He comes back and pushes Viper over and pins him. NEW CHAMPION!

  10. The Hardcore Title Game

    There's always that one douche .... Billy lights a match and farts the fire into #HEEL's mouth. Now we get why it's called the SHIT Champion. Billy covers - 1, 2, 3! New SHIT Champion.

  11. The Hardcore Title Game

    Billy pushes B Lazy over and he is too lazy to get back up. 1, 2, 3! Billy's the new champion!

  12. The Hardcore Title Game

    I'm scrapping the time rule! ANARCHY! Suddenly, Julliet is captured by a group Somalian pirates. After four weeks on a ship still with the belt she is brought to an old scrapyard. A masked man hands over a suitcase and Julliet is given to her. He stands on her weak body - 1, 2, 3! The man...

  13. The Hardcore Title Game

    I'm sure most of you know to how to play but, just in case: - The game starts with someone declaring themselves as champion. The next person posts an interesting/crazy way of winning the title and they are now champion. Then, someone does the same to the same to them and becomes champion. And...
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