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  1. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Are you implying that once I'm elected President, I won't have already started and ended two forum world wars by the time I get assassinated? xD
  2. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Hi. I'm Jeff.
  3. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Hmmm... Emperor reminds me of penguins, and while both Surfs Up movies were incredible, id never wanna wear a tuxedo. Kingpin sounds like a mafia thing, or a bowling thing, and as a leader I feel like I probably should distance myself from both. Supreme Overlord sounds TOO powerful. A leader...
  4. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    I don't want The Elite anywhere near this goddamn forum, so no. Kenny and Cody are the worst. So no taxes Didn't mean it towards you, buddy. Hmm, Idk if I like Leader though. It doesn't sound powerful enough, which is my main gripe with Prime Minister. That, and plus I'd have to just constantly...
  5. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Which part?
  6. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    I love you too Kev. It's been fun competing with you. You were a fine adversary. Anyway, back to business... Remember, people: a vote for Jeffry is a vote for #UnblameReag, while a vote for Beavs is a vote to get rid of the President position altogether. Vote Prime Rib, not Prime Minister
  7. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Josh Mathews was the star of that team
  8. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Michigan?
  9. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Well rule number 1 is to never trust a politician, so hopefully you can produce results from your research before the election. Otherwise my vote will be going to @Wrestling News
  10. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    But can I has 2006 Liz tho?
  11. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Whoa now, calm down over there Fox News! Wolf gave her support to both Kevin and myself. Though id be willing to possibly throw Beavs a vote if I was presented with an alternative model of my own. Such as this one:
  12. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    1. I don't fuck things up 2. I'll paint the target myself. All challengers welcome, all the time 3. How dare you consider voting for Kevin!
  13. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Reag would never leave me. He remembers the JBL and Cole show. X-C-Dub baybee Pfft. Like Beavs and I would ever coexist and be in charge of something... Impossible, cuz Versa is gonna be my VP. lissa and Kasumi are gonna do it together if they ever grace us loosers with their presence again
  14. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Real recognizes real, homie. And i recognize that my cabinet would not be complete without having an awesome Secretary of State, and who better for the job than the master of Reaginess?
  15. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    If all of those things are actually true, then wouldn't that just make you a very unfunny person by comparison? Laughter is the best medicine, so clearly your healthcare plan is by far inferior to mine. So vote for @Just Kevin if you want a leader who talks a lot but says very little of...
  16. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    There's a big difference between talking a lot over a long period of time about unimportant topics and saying the things that need to be said and everybody listens. Let's compare the RATIOS of positive reactions to posts. I ask you fine people of the forum, has anyone in the history of WWEF had...
  17. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    The job is yours bud
  18. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    This is the campaign thread and I was the last person to post in it until today. It seems that while everyone else was actually here, not doing anything to make this place awesome again, I took a break to better myself FOR THE PEOPLE and returned even awesomer than I was before, got called a god...
  19. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    Also ladies and gentlemen, note that he did not exclude beastiality. Beavie supports sex with animals confirmed! Is this really the type of rodent (in the literal, beaver kind of way of course, not the insult way. I shall not stoop to the low levels of childish insults) that YOU want as the...
  20. Jeffry Mason

    WWEF President 2020

    A beaver is a woodland creature. A bear is also a woodland creature. Therefore a bear is equal to a beaver, meaning a beaver hug is equal to a bear hug, meaning he is trying to trick you all into voting for him so he can make us all tap out and gain total world forum domination. Don't be...
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