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  1. Grams and Ounces

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    It works
  2. Grams and Ounces

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    Happy days already done the first part. Going the boozer tomorrow, or later depending on your pov. Will get my thesaurus out before hand. Can't promise on the NIN though Ozzy is about as heavy as i get,.
  3. Grams and Ounces

    Dating Advice - How to get the monkey of your back

    Like you. Like your advice. Bird getting more friendly than frisky. Need to turn it around. Any tips.
  4. Grams and Ounces

    nope

    No, i get the opposite, it goes but when drunk it never finishes. The better of the two evils i suppose, at least for her.
  5. Grams and Ounces

    nope

    Whats that?
  6. Grams and Ounces

    nope

    Yeah, i meant more the more boost of confidence on my part and the more relaxation on their part. Your way may actually work though, i did go on a year bender when i was a teenager and got a few comments that the reason xx liked me was because i was dancing like a lunatic and generally not...
  7. Grams and Ounces

    I need help with my math.

    Thats the story of my life!
  8. Grams and Ounces

    nope

    Depends what the thing you have had for a few months is? Most likely the easiest way is the straight up way, ask when you are alone.
  9. Grams and Ounces

    Titanfall BETA - amazing

    I have been really distracted the past two months, but i did mange to get a few games in on the beta, enjoyed it a lot, the main thing that did irk me was the smart pistol if someone who was capable was using it. Some of the burn cards are a bit stupid if you are a good player too, like showing...
  10. Grams and Ounces

    I need help with my math.

    I read up to passenger... so 5 seconds.
  11. Grams and Ounces

    nope

    While i not agree in theory, the boozer tactic worked for me, even the potential scrap i nearly had won me some more affection. .....Whilst.... I think.
  12. Grams and Ounces

    Big Sam pipebombing Mourinho

    https://twitter.com/TheBig_Sam
  13. Grams and Ounces

    What Helps You Go To Sleep?

    Alcohol or youtube videos.
  14. Grams and Ounces

    Can a cat expert fill me in here?

    Aren't you from Cornwall? If so i actually worked there for a week or two, in Redruth, a cat would always jump through the open window of my room when there. Your cats must be extra friendly. To answer the question, i do not know for sure, but if it was about to be dead maybe it just gave up...
  15. Grams and Ounces

    Post Your Internet Speed

    http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3259399555 Yeah, i actually tried to make it a picture and failed :urm:. 62 down, 3 up anyhow.
  16. Grams and Ounces

    The Meat Fanclub

    Yeah, but i may be expelled, i had two years or so of being vegetarian. :upset: Since then though my blood-lust mad man has taken over and i will eat anything that lives, or lived rather.
  17. Grams and Ounces

    The Meat Fanclub

    Of meat?
  18. Grams and Ounces

    The Meat Fanclub

    I have found a butchers near me that sells cooked meats, its so cheap i can justify the bus fare there, there is one in walking distance which is really nice but the other blows it out of the water. I got a breakfast from there which included an amazing sausage which i presume was german by the...
  19. Grams and Ounces

    What's the most dead end job you can think of?

    Depends, if you work in a whore house you could potentially be promoted to the head madam of the establishment, maybe become the thing you hate and be the pimp. If you are a dirty gutterslut then maybe you have a point.
  20. Grams and Ounces

    What's the most dead end job you can think of?

    Stole this from another site but who is keeping score? I am still undecided, the best answer was suicide bomber on the other site, that wins i think, but i mean regular jobs.
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