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    13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go

    (Okay expect these like once a month now :P) “The Distant Future”/”Follow Your Heart” August 9th 10020 Super 8010 Year Spectacular The Future Super Special Awesome Future Dome in Future Ryan, Future Oklahoma, Future Earth and broadcasted across the future globe in...
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    13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go

    “This is 9/11” The 41st of March Year 2024 Cactus Flanders is wearing a suit and tie. He walks over to a door and knocks on it. “It’s your big day, just 30 days ago you were this guy who was sad and depressed. Now you are a man in love,” The door opens and Johnny Buackson steps out and...
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    13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go

    “Dead Wife”/“More Tri For Your Bute” 3 Years Ago! Johnny Buckson walks into a bar. He is wearing a polo shirt. He sits at the bar and asks the bartender for a ham and cheese sandwich. The bartender brings him back his ham and cheese sandwich, and Buckson thanks him. He takes a bite and...
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    13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go

    "Champagne's Last Glass"/"Hamjog" Dear Diary, GENE BARBECUE, you think you’re better than me? Flip you you’re not. IT’S ME AND MY BEST FRIEND AGAINST YOU. We’re gonna kick your flippin’ ace. Do you want to get shot? Well I’m not gonna do that but I’ll kick your ace hard as flip. Fo’sho...
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    13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go

    8/2/10 (American Style) 11 Bad Things Brain Damage interrupted the pre-show proceedings to cut a promo about Sherman Tank while smashing light tubes over his head. He’s more hardcore than Mick Foley. He was going to smash the final tube onto his head but he decided to save it for Sherman Tank...
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    13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go

    “The Distant Future”/"Follow Your Heart" August 9th 10020 Super 8010 Year Spectacular The Future Super Special Awesome Future Dome in Future Ryan, Future Oklahoma, Future Earth and broadcasted across the future globe in 159,999,999,976,554,234,560,193,291 future languages and future American...
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    13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go

    Cute.
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    13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go

    "Do You Want A Back Rub?" Dear Diary, It’s really cold in here and I have no idea what day it is or anything. A rope binds my arms and I am stuck to this chair. I’m beginning to wonder how I am writing this in the first place but since there is a guy from the future around here somewhere...
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    WCW RETURNS! RAW vs. SD! vs. ECW vs. WCW vs. ESWSP

    6/3/12 – Day After Clash of The Brands – “Trap Door With Hammers” Triple H slams his fist on the table. “Let’s hurry this up I have a dance class to catch,” All the general managers have gathered at WWE Headquarters for a morning briefing with A Hologram of Vincent Kennedy McMahon. “Good...
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    WCW Returns! Raw vs. SD! vs. ECW vs. WCW vs. ESWSP

    6/3/12 – Day After Clash of The Brands – “Trap Door With Hammers” Triple H slams his fist on the table. “Let’s hurry this up I have a dance class to catch,” All the general managers have gathered at WWE Headquarters for a morning briefing with A Hologram of Vincent Kennedy McMahon. “Good...
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    WCW RETURNS! RAW vs. SD! vs. ECW vs. WCW vs. ESWSP

    WWE Presents – CLASH OF THE BRANDS – 6/2/13 – “A Clash of Brands” – “but only really the main event, in the rest of the matches that brands stay segregated” In the Dark Match, David Flair took on Zak Zodiac. David Flair won the match when he locked in the Figure Four Leglock and used the ropes...
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    13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go

    "Trying To Give A Burger An Organism" Dear Diary, MY WORLD IS OVER IT HURTS, MY ARM HURTS LIKE HECK! The Rock has given me the rest of the year off to heal up. But after that your world comes to an end. 2024 is the year of THE FUTURE WARRIOR! Love, “The 8000 Time SSAW King of The...
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    WCW Returns! Raw vs. SD! vs. ECW vs. WCW vs. ESWSP

    (Special Thanks to The Ovalhead because if he hadn't posted that post I probably would've taken another week or two to write this.) WWE Presents – CLASH OF THE BRANDS – 6/2/13 – “A Clash of Brands” – “but only really the main event, in the rest of the matches the brands stay segregated” In...
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    WCW Returns! Raw vs. SD! vs. ECW vs. WCW vs. ESWSP

    I'm about halfway done. Steiners/E&C has been giving me trouble for the past few days but I'm getting there.
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    13 Years In, Over 7976 To Go

    "Unconditional Love" Dear Diary, I have to face a man who cannot bleed. In a first blood match. Butt. Well it was fun while it lasted, “Bear Skin” John Boy Corbett Dear Diary, I fooled all of you guys, didn’t I? Kyle and I are the smartest guys in all of SSAW, we play mind games...
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