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Recent content by Marty Jannetty

  1. The return of CM F'N PUNK!

    I'll give you a free one for old times sake, but maybe consider getting me a one shot deal. I'll job to anyone. Need to make the mortgage payment on my trailer.

  2. Official TNA Bound for Glory Discussion

    Vince Russo has me waiting with baited breath about what's going to happen next. He swerved me so hard this time I have to buy a new pair of boxers. I'm talking feces, urine, and jiz all at once, decimating my undies.

  3. Anyone ever tried Date Rape?

    I did once but I ended up screwing up the drinks and drinking the beer I put the GBH into. It was a killer high from what little of it I can remember. I woke up naked in a Denny's eating pancakes. Shit was killer. Anyone ever attempt to date rape a broad?

  4. Batista returning to WWE?

    I thought about doing some MMA training...but I got high instead. I stand by that position. Batista's best employment options are gay porn or WWE.

  5. The return of CM F'N PUNK!

    I think he looks far less hot with the short hair. He's probably still getting quality trim though. Hell, I'm getting up there in years and while most of the chicks I get today are decent for cum dumpsters, a lot are rotten cunt having skanks. Depends on how much I drank that night too. I often...

  6. Hi Guys!

    Thanks, Pat. Blowing you and Vince all those times to get rehired was totally worth it. ROCK ON!

  7. Are you agitated by this as well?

    I can't afford one WWE ppv a year. If I didn't spend so much money on beer, weed, and cocaine I could afford them all. Fuck that noise. I'm a former WWE intercontinental champion and match of the year winner. Plus, I party all night. Rock on!

  8. Hi Guys!

    I'm Marty Jannetty and I like to rock all night!

  9. Is It starting To Make Sense?

    I'm beating off to the Kelly Kelly sig. Oops, sorry. I mean, rubbing one out, to be politically correct about it.
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