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  1. Jazz Wolf

    TEW/EWR Discussion Thread

    Yeah, no, these look damn amazing. Fuck, I'd boot up a custom company with some of these guys if I had the drive to focus on more than one save at the time. (The shitpost fed takes priority.) - I'd be pushing Outlaw Bruce to the fuckin' moon. Just look at that moustache. Stache of an antihero...
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    The WWF brand split; a low effort BTB

    This is the greatest BTB in existence. I don't know what to focus on - A rest hold leading into a submission, Rikishi's top submission move being just sitting on someone until they quit, the genuine storytelling in Edge & Scotty, the sheer flippant 'this thing fuckin' happens and it's whatever'...
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    is new here. the rules clearly say "do not post in general chat" ok.

    I second this, Loocha Bear is amazing. Love that guy. I have nothing else to add except that reading this thread felt like receiving sixteen consecutive punches to the face.
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    WWE Undergoing Releases

    While we're topic, when's the last time Dexter Lumis popped up? Feel like it's been ages and I don't even remember hearing if he was injured or not.
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    WWE Undergoing Releases

    Been a while since we've had a batch of releases. I had a soft spot for Xia Li, enjoyed her NXT story with the 1,000 year old ghost witch even though it felt like a halfhearted attempt to do Lucha Underground stuff. Thought her intro vignettes when she got called up were fun, then she got 180'd...
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    Oklahoma's Athletic Commission warns AEW over using Nyla Rose in their state

    Been a while since we've found a collectively agreed bunch of bozos to dunk on. Fuck these guys. We know it's never about protecting children or any of that garbage, it's about restricting the lives of others under the guise of morality. Part of me hopes they shrug and just avoid Oklahoma for...
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    Fight Night '24 & KODM3 || Promo Thread

    HALLOWEEN KNIGHT AND TRASH MAMMAL AND JUAN TOTHREFOR ARE TR1CK OR TR4SH IN You Should Try Grindr -=-=-=-=- ???: So, what exactly are we doing here, again? ???: Ain’t that the question of my life. ???: Hush, amigos. Trust me, I have a plan. ???: Famous last words. It’s a pale...
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    Wrestler 004 - Effy

    Alright I'll bite Skill - 12 Mic - 13 Personal Preference - 7 Bonus category: Facial hair - 36
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    GroundZero.com

    D.O.A Name: D.O.A / Dead On Arrival D/O/B: June 12th, 1999. Height: 5’8”. Weight: 139lbs. Billed From: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Alignment: Face. Backstory: D.O.A is a young athlete of mixed Australian/Brazilian heritage, currently causing a bit of a ruckus along the Australian...
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    Hello… I am ELIJAH

    Props to the guy for going all out on the production for his revamp, and for tying in those 'RIP ELIAS' vignettes from ages ago. There was an effort to put forth a unique reintroduction here and I think he nailed most of it. Felt like a Lucha Underground vignette, in a way. With that production...
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    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    That would be pretty fun. Five randoms all getting sick of Rhea's stranglehold and taking potshots at her for a month or so until the Chamber would be a simple but fun build.
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    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    That's a very good point
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    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Yeah, like she's pretty great, but it's very much like they put the title on her then forgot to write Step Two, so it's just... There.
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    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    It's weird, I completely forgot Rhea won the title so long ago and genuinely can't remember a single thing she's done this year.
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    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    I hope 2024 is everything you all want, need, and deserve.
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