Foley: Well I'm glad you left me with a guy I got to know real well in ECW, of course, I'm talking about Raven!.
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The Rock: Oh So you want to get the geased, bingo hall star, Raven; Well The Rock has no choice but to sign someone to equal that star power, that's right, The Rock is signing Roderick Strong with The Truth Martini!
Mick Foley goes to talk but he's suddenly interrupted by Ric Flair on the titantron.
Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Hold up Mick, Mick, I know you're not the wheelin', dealin', jet flyin' son of a gun like me but I have something to say, while all this is fine and dandy from now on, for the rest of the Male Roster; YOU GET TO PICK SIX AT TIME... SO GET ON IT ROCK, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Rock removes his shades and answers back.
The Rock: Well The Rock has to make SIX choices, the Rocky hasn't got the time to think about this, so here it goes, I'll take the bitch with a lisp, Jack Swagger; Not only that but the Rock will pick up that weird Son of a Bitch know as Jon Moxley! Followed by a giant ass whoopin from the giant Super Mex, Hernandez. The Rock isn't finished there, oh no because the Rock is also gonna be taking that Fat Asian Woman called Morishama followed by that Guerrero that can't even beat a Midget and FINALLY the Rock will take the man who even makes the Rock laugh... COLT CABANA!
Mick Foley goes to talk but he's suddenly interrupted by Ric Flair on the titantron.
Ric Flair: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Hold up Mick, Mick, I know you're not the wheelin', dealin', jet flyin' son of a gun like me but I have something to say, while all this is fine and dandy from now on, for the rest of the Male Roster; YOU GET TO PICK SIX AT TIME... SO GET ON IT ROCK, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Rock removes his shades and answers back.
The Rock: Well The Rock has to make SIX choices, the Rocky hasn't got the time to think about this, so here it goes, I'll take the bitch with a lisp, Jack Swagger; Not only that but the Rock will pick up that weird Son of a Bitch know as Jon Moxley! Followed by a giant ass whoopin from the giant Super Mex, Hernandez. The Rock isn't finished there, oh no because the Rock is also gonna be taking that Fat Asian Woman called Morishama followed by that Guerrero that can't even beat a Midget and FINALLY the Rock will take the man who even makes the Rock laugh... COLT CABANA!
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Foley: Six picks?!... wow, I've never had to think this hard about anything before but I think I know who I want... the incomparable William Regal!... his protege, Bryan Danielson... 'The Master of Macabre' Kevin Thorn... 'The Fighting Irish Bastard' Finlay... 'The Big Red Machine' Kane... and straight from Mexico, Sin Cara!... but don't worry all you Spanish speakers... he doesn't literally have no face!.
The Rock: Well Mick, The Rock is surprised after all those times you've got your monkey ass beat by me... You can even count to Six, but Mick that isn't the point, the point is this, the Rock has SIX more picks to go through! Firstly, the Rock is go with two Asian Jabronies with that little midget known as Sonny Oko, because the Rock is taking Jushin Liger & Ultimo Dragon! Not only that, but the Rock is taking a man that makes you look like a Sane man Mick, Kevin Steen; Along with those two high flying Son of a guns, Evan Bourne & Christoper Daniels; But last and no means least, the Rock is picking up the Ladies man himself, Sean Morely!! All the Rock has got to say about you Mick is you better know your role and shut your mouth!
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Foley: Well, I won't be shutting up anytime soon, I've got to gloat about the six guys I've been left with!. Alberto Del Rio!, KENTA!, Christian!, Drew McIntyre!, Brodie Lee! and 'The Phenominal' AJ Styles!.
The Rock: Well Mick, The Rock thinks it's time to hire some of those tag team wrestlers! And the Rock has his eye on One team and One team only for the Rock is going to sign... The American Wolves!
The Rock: OH THOSE DAMN DUDLEYS? Well The Rock has one team and one team only that is BEER... MONEY!!!
The Rock: Masked Justice, who in the blue hell cares about Masked Justice, The Rocks means... Are they super hero squad or some indy boys that think they can make it in the big league?! Well The Rock has one more Team that The Rock wants to bring to Monday Night Heat MNM!
The Rock: The Rock Understand that you want a pile of Spot Monkeys on your Show Mick, but the Rock has decided that the Kings of Wrestling!
Foley: Well you can have your little kings... I'll have the LAX!, Homicide and Low Ki!... WITH HECTOR GUERRERO!.
The Rock: Congratulation Mick, you just wasted your last and final chance to pick up THE Greatest Tag Team Since the Rock and Sock Connection because The Rock is just about to hire the Boys from Delware! The Briscoe Brothers are coming to Heat to lay the Smack-a-down on all the Candy Asses they can find!
Foley: S'pose that leaves me with Golden Showers... which is just the worst name I've ever heard for a tag team. NOW, we move onto the ladies!. Now we're just going to split them in half Rock... just like the old days!. I'm taking Manami Toyota!, Azumi Hyuga!, Beth Pheonix!, Ayako Hamada!, Natalya and Daffney!. AND THAT IS THAT FROM ME!... HAVE A NICE DAY!.