Were you the recipient of "The Talk"

[MikeRaw]

Or were you left to figure out the strange world of the birds ad the bees by yourself?
If yes, give us a laugh with a story of how awkward that was, if not, feel free to post other thoughts.

Me, I never got "the talk" I don't know if that's good or bad. I know all there is to know, and I'm kinda glad I found it out without an awkward, scar me for life, type talk with my dad.

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Lol, well here's how I found out.

I was 5 or 6 and my sister had some friends birthday party or something, I don't really remember. Anyway, the girls parents and mine were friends, so we went over and so did I. We were all sitting in the room talking (they were, I was quietly sitting in the corner tbh) when one of my sisters other friends told us all about sex. She had a song and even drew pictures >_>. Her sister, who was late teens, had told her so she figured she could tell all of us. I was too young and didn't understand all of it to be 'scarred'

The song was the funniest bit though. 'The penis goes in the vagina' sung to the tune of that 'elbow connected to shoulder' song or whatever it is if I remember right.

 

[Kizza]

I just found out. No talk, no nothing. Picked up bits of info from other kids, tv, magazines etc.

 

[Australian Badass]

*expects that everyone will act like their good and its tough to just find out and barely anyone will admit that they were told about it by parents"

Let me be the first yet to say...My parents told me about it, when I was 12, I probably couldn't have found out from friends anyway, cause they wouldn't have known it.

 

[Seventh Reason]

I was 8 and questioned my father about condom machines in the airport toilets. The rest is self-explanatory.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

We had sex ed at my primary school since grade three., so the 'big' (grade 3/4)senior school kids who heard the talks came down and told us little junior school kids when I was in grade one.

My dad gave me the speech when I was like ten, but I cut him off to say I already knew. Quite possibly the most awkward my dad has ever been.

 

[Kizza]

We had sex ed at my primary school since grade three., so the 'big' (grade 3/4)senior school kids who heard the talks came down and told us little junior school kids when I was in grade one.

My dad gave me the speech when I was like ten, but I cut him off to say I already knew. Quite possibly the most awkward my dad has ever been.

Oyeah, I forgot about sex ed. We had that in year 6, and everyone already knew, but too embarrassed to answer the sex ed teachers questions, and then when it came time to the penis speech.

Who knows any different names for penis?

COCK!

*laffs*

Our teachers daughter died in a bike accident a year or so ago. Quite awkward.

 

[Qwake]

*expects that everyone will act like their good and its tough to just find out and barely anyone will admit that they were told about it by parents"

Let me be the first yet to say...My parents told me about it, when I was 12, I probably couldn't have found out from friends anyway, cause they wouldn't have known it.

You have no friends, Shane

lol uhhhh lets see, I didn't get "the talk" I found out at school because some of my mates were being idiots (this is at like age 8 - 9 or something) are talkin about all this random shit and Im goin along as if I knw what they mean and then they say all this random sick shit (sick at that age) and yeah then I knew. The year after or two years we had Sex Ed and yeah it was pretty funny, we all knew what they were talkin about and the sad thing was eveyone in my class weren't shy of saying anything :laugh:

They were asking questions about pubes and and shit, I still remember cracking up at the booklets they gave us, it actually showed nude men and women which was funny and sick/scary at the same time...

Who knows any different names for penis?

COCK!

*laffs*

We had the same question

 

[Kizza]

Sex ed is lawls, cos everyone just giggles all the time.

Vagina.

*giggles*

Penis.

*giggles*

Now children, I don't see what is so funny about vagina or penis.

SHE SAID PENIS!

*giggles*

 

[Sparky]

Nah, i had to learn from Sex ed. but when i met up with my father again at the age of 16 he came into the room with a box of condoms, i said WTF are they for?, he started to launch into the talk, when i rolled over pulled my own box out and said I won't be needing them.

 

[Beer]

Rofl, hear we go. My dad just told me when I was 8. Funny shit. He was so awkward, and he didn't know how to talk about it. Although it was very interesting, and I knew all the answers to the questions when we had sex ed the next year.

 

[Evil Austin]

We had in year 5/6 Sex ed at school though beforehand I knew by finding out myself. Don't exactly remember how, I think I just looked stuff up on the internet.

 

[CT Styles]

I think I just looked stuff up on the internet.

lol.

Kids always tell you when you're younger and my parents never told me. I said I had sex-ed and I guess they thought they didn't need to.

 

[Wordlife]

never got the talk, I found out by myself

 

[C4]

I was left to figure out the strange world of the birds and the bees by myself. lol.

My parents never told me anything about actual intercourse, I just found out from friends and shit. Although my dad talked to me about Masturbation and it's negative effects when I was around twelve years old or something.