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Kizza

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Guy to passenger:
If this were a bus full of gays, would you get off?
 

Gards Jr.

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Crappy Scenario I just gave with even crappier answers:p

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In a PC store
 

seX-Power

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Customer:

"Hi, I'm looking for something that I can stick my USB into*winks*."
 

Beer

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"You may want to check that $1000 dollar PC over there. There is something wrong with it."

That one is hard.
 

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Ok, just to recap, this is meant to be the things you won't wanna hear at that place...
 

Beer

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No. Both are incredibly expensive. You will learn when you get to my age, and find you have no money at all.
 

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*woman working at store helping customer's See's hot guy walk into store, she approaches and has small talk*

---middle of conversation--

Hot guy: "So yea, I've got all these problems, 1 being it wont turn on even when I plug it in, so I think I has a virus"

Woman: Yea, that does sound like a problem. Did you have protection?

Hot Guy: Well, I know I should have but I didn't. I didn't tell my friend about it, so I fear she may have the same virus I have.

Woman: No need to worry sir, I'm sure we can fix that *wink*

Hot Guy: You sure? I mean the virus and everything?

Woman: No not at all, get some protection and we'll be fine.

Hot Guy: *smiles* Well enough about me. How bout my computer? It's frozen.
 

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Next Scenario
As a bouncer at a disco.

NOTE:From now on, whoever makers me laugh gets rep:)
 

seX-Power

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*a couple tries to walk around a black bouncer to get into a club at night*

Bouncer: "Oh, just cause it's dark out you suddenly can't see the smurf? Racists!
 
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