You Said What!

[Gards Jr.]

Ok, this is a little game inspired by Comedy Slapdown.

I give a scenario and people come and and say things that you would not like to hear at that place, after 4 or 5 people I will give a new scenario, easy?

Please make it attempted to be funny

First Scenario
You are a new pre school teacher and you are introducing yourself to your new class

 

[Quintastic One]

If I get this correctly.....

Student: Weren't you in backdoor bitches 9?

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Who here knows how to keep a secret?

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

 

[seX-Power]

Please make it attempted to be funny

lolwut?

Anyway, here goes:

Teacher: "Are there any black kids here, because I don't feel like getting myself a coffee."

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

I know what Tards would say.

same dog different balls tbh

 

[Qwake]

Teacher: "Hey ya lil nikkaz"

What James would say if he was the teacher

 

[Nancy Di Loreto]

Now, the birds and the bees...

 

[X-Sterl-X]

alright ahhhh coloring books there, toys there and ahhh crackers are there, talk to you in about... 7 1/2 hrs

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Who knows where their parents keep the car keys?

 

[Gards Jr.]

Next Scenario:
In an elevator with ten other people

 

[Moonlight Drive]

What smells like fish?

 

[Kizza]

Dude, seriously, shouldn't have had the curry. I think I shit myself.

 

[Solid Stinger the Big Boss]

*taps feet*

Nice catchy tune

 

[Kizza]

I've lost my redback.