These take a long time so it may be a while before the next one.
Recently things haven't been going so well. I get back from college and the first thing I come back to is my parents divorce. They decided on it the day I got back...good timing. Now all my parents talk about when I see them is how bad a parent and a person the other is. Im sick of that, I dont care and I dont want to be brought into their arguement, but it seems that they dont care what I think. They're obsessed with trying to gain favortism with me.
Meanwhile, I've been having extreme trouble finding a job for the summer. Everywhere I go with a help wanted sign doesnt respond, or they blatanty lie to me and tell me thier not hiring anymore. Bullshit, then why did you accept the application from the kid who walked in after me? Could it be because hes related to the manager? Yeah, ive been dealing with bullshit like that the entire time.
Oh and I found out that my girlfriend had been cheating on me for the past half year while I was at school. The guys rich and thats the only reason shes with him. I know maybe I shouldnt be caring about a gold digging whore, but we had some good times, and I've yet to get an explanation on why she decided to cheat on me, make him her boyfriend and not tell me until after I get back.
And finally, my grandpa is on his last legs. He has a liver disease, and he currently in the hospital. I love my grandpa, me and him have had some great times, and im not ready for him to leave. I have to visit him by myself because my parents are too busy fighting and they refuse to go with one another.
I dont know what to do, all this shit is putting too much pressure on me, and ive been having some thoughts that I never thought I would have. Suicide is starting to look pretty good here, but I keep telling myself to stop being an emo and just get through it. But seriously, the pressure keeps building and building and I dont-
*HONK HONK*
THREE V DUBS FOR UNDER 17000! WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO
My god...there is hope for me. I can get through this!
: hope springs \__O___/
A couple of months ago I posted a thread with some Benoit facts... Here are the top 10!
10. Chris Benoit does not breath "air" as you would call it. Only wind from a tapping hand
9. The infamous 1998 Hell in a Cell spot was caused when Mankind looked at the entrance and said "Oh Shit! Here comes Benoit!"
8. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. Chris Benoit laughs at Chuck Norris for needing any other number besides 4.
7. Instead of Gum, Chris Benoit knife edge chops a nearby wall and chews a dislocated Brick, giving his breath that Bricky fresh smell. One time he swatted the ABC Brick away and it knocked a nearby Curt Hennig unconscious. Hennig realized how awesome it was and would then make it his own.
6.On the 8th day God created Benoit, and then Benoit suplexed God into oblivion for waiting 8 days.
5. Bret Hart got the name "Hitman" after hitting the mat repeatedly tapping out to Chris Benoit's Crossface.
4. Franklin Roosevelt said "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!" What most people didn't realize that "Fear Itself" is Chris Benoit's birth name. Of course, Roosevelt knew it. Why do you think he was in a wheelchair?
3. Out of fear of Chris Benoit, a Los Angeles gang renamed themselves in order to trick Chris Benoit into not crippling them. I think we all know the name of this gang.
2. Crippled people make Chris Benoit sad. Not that he feels sorry for them, but because everyone he meets means there's one less person in the world for him to cripple.
1. During the course of evolution, some animals forsaw Chris Benoit crippling many other animals. They evolved into what we know as "invertebrates"...
Honorable Mentions:
They call the reverie of death "Taps" due to Chris Benoit being responsible for the first military death.
Benoit did not murder his family. He did kill them, but it was consensual. You see, Nancy and Daniel understood that the only way Benoit could ever go to Hell and defeat Satan was if he committed the ultimate sin.
Chris Benoit's tights are actually mood tights. They reflect the mood he is in before the match:
Red = angry
Yellow = angry
Black = angry
Blue = angry
Purple = angry
White = angry
John Cena has Five Moves of Doom. Chris Benoit laughs at John Cena for needing more than one.
And for old times sake....
Why can't Chris Benoit ever go to a gas station? Because he always carries matches.
Here's the leaked image of what was inside.
Source: Da Rasslin Watcher
