I am a fake

[LadyHotrod]

I get all I need from girls when my car does work...

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



I quite enjoy how you try to come off as some kind of playboy. I'll bet you don't even get one vagina a night.

 

[Hometown Kid]

This is the funniest comment I have seen on this site so far. I almost fell off my seat.

(For those who don't understand: When you are 16 you CAN have sex!)

:jawdrop: :roflmao: at the comment.

@LHR: A night~!? He'll be lucky if he has ever had 1. >_>

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Blaze has probably figured out a way to gain more than one virginity. He's extra virgin.

 

[Beer]

Oil??

 

[Moonlight Drive]

He uses the oil for his hair.

 

[Vegeta]

lol old old old shit..

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Yet still relevant.

 

[THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps]

lol old old old shit..

Yet you still showcase the intelligence of a baby monkey with down syndrome.

 

[Beer]

lol old old old shit..

It's not old. It's oil XD

 

[Moonlight Drive]

Extra Virgin Oil

 

[Beer]

I thought it was just grease?