Thats right I am back and here to fulfill all of your SD reviewing needs. Sorry about last week but, well I was lazy.
HHH comes out and cuts a promo. He says we all need to get Unforgiven when it comes out on DVD so he can get a bigger residual. Heh. He also talks about what happened there including Rey Reys reCOCKulous mohawk. Jeff comes out and kisses H's ass. I guess it was his turn. HHH in return kisses Jeffs ass and then we get into a half shoot promo. Jeff says he could have easily been the champ if he had the right people pushing him, perhaps the right FAMILY. OOOO SNAP!! TEH BAKSTAGE P0WARZ! HHH then fires back with "youre a drug addict har har". Well, he did it in a funnier way. H then tells Hardy he hopes Jeff wins tonight and goes on to No Mercy and finishes off with "i know youre gonna prove me right" (about being a loser).
Michelle McCool, Maria, and Brie Bella vs. Nattie, Victoria, and Maryse
COME ON, SERIOUSLY!! This is no way to do a womens division!!! But I really cant complain about the match, it was pretty good. Nattie gets batted around by all three faces to start with until she drops Brie on her head and then tags in Maryse. The heels get some heat on by beating the fuck out of Brie and by shoving it in the faces faces. ::kenfan Brie gets out and under the ring. Somehow, she gets a "resurgence of energy" and gets the win.
Winners: Michelle McCool, Maria, and Brie Bella
Match Rating: **
R-Truth vs. Chavo Guerrero
Apparently the WWE have signed DMX to their roster. WASSAUP!? Anyway, he has a cool entrance coming in through the crowd. Last week Truth beat Bammers and now he's facing el heffe. We get back and forth to start but Chavo gains the advantage after a cool flippy kicky. Chavo hits the three amigos and then goes for the frog splash but Truth gets up. He is about to super plex him when Bam Neeley interferes causing the DQ.
Winner: D-M-X!!
Match Rating: *1/2
And Afterwards: Chavo and his wife get into a domestic argument that allows Truth to beat down Bam.
HHH talks to Shelton, stirring shit up. OMG HHH is WORKING THEM!!
Festus vs. Kenny Dykstra
For some reason The Rednecks have changed their gimmicks and are now working for fed ex or something. The match is short and Kenny gets squashed.
Winner: Festus
Match Rating: *
And Afterwards: JnF hogtie Kenny and take him out on a dolly. Pretty funny.
Vicke comes out and explains what she and Show did. Show comes out and says, well he turned because he wanted to. He basically says that while he is not bigger than Vickie, he is WAY BIGGER than The Undertaker. It was meh.
Vladimir Kozlov vs. Funaki and Scotty Goldman
Squash my Gold Sushi. I love this guys headbutts.
Winner: Vladdy
Match Rating: *
And Afterwards: DRAGO WANT COMPETITION!!
HHH catches Zeke reading another kiddie book, otherwise known as WWE Mag. He stirs up The. Ooooo.
The Colon Brothers vs. HnR Edgehead
Some Mexican guys come out to face HnR Suck. Why these schmucks still have the titles I dont know. Carlito also looks like he raided Tajiri's locker for some pants. Anyway, the brothers look really good together. And the should as they have probably tagged at least a hundred times already. Carlio was the face in peril for most of the match and Primo looked pretty crisp as the comeback man.
Winners: The Colons
Match Rating: **1/2
HHH finally stirs up MVP.
MVP vs. Jeff Hardy vs. The vs. Shelton Benjamin
This match was relatively entertaining but it sucked shit from a psychology standpoint. IMO there was no heat because the heels did most of the work in the match while Jeff was on the outside selling injuries. But the match had a lot of great moves and once one of these guys turns face, there could be some interesting match ups. And sorry all of you fans of his, but The wasnt very good, again, in this match. I mean he played a good heel in that he was taking his time, but his in ring action in combination with mediocre work as a heel left a lot to be desired. Oh yeah, the match. Jeff Hardy hits a double swanton ftw.
Winner: Jeff Hardy
Match Rating: **3/4
And Afterwards: Vald the Impailer comes out for some reason and takes out Jeff Hardy. Uhh ok?
The funniest part of the 4 way was when MVP was holding Jeff up for The to charge and hit and MVP just threw Hardy down and CLOCKED The right in his head. Fucking great.
Otherwise this was a pretty mediocre SD. Czech out the promos and the main along with the Colons. Other than that, its meh.
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HHH comes out and cuts a promo. He says we all need to get Unforgiven when it comes out on DVD so he can get a bigger residual. Heh. He also talks about what happened there including Rey Reys reCOCKulous mohawk. Jeff comes out and kisses H's ass. I guess it was his turn. HHH in return kisses Jeffs ass and then we get into a half shoot promo. Jeff says he could have easily been the champ if he had the right people pushing him, perhaps the right FAMILY. OOOO SNAP!! TEH BAKSTAGE P0WARZ! HHH then fires back with "youre a drug addict har har". Well, he did it in a funnier way. H then tells Hardy he hopes Jeff wins tonight and goes on to No Mercy and finishes off with "i know youre gonna prove me right" (about being a loser).
Michelle McCool, Maria, and Brie Bella vs. Nattie, Victoria, and Maryse
COME ON, SERIOUSLY!! This is no way to do a womens division!!! But I really cant complain about the match, it was pretty good. Nattie gets batted around by all three faces to start with until she drops Brie on her head and then tags in Maryse. The heels get some heat on by beating the fuck out of Brie and by shoving it in the faces faces. ::kenfan Brie gets out and under the ring. Somehow, she gets a "resurgence of energy" and gets the win.
Winners: Michelle McCool, Maria, and Brie Bella
Match Rating: **
R-Truth vs. Chavo Guerrero
Apparently the WWE have signed DMX to their roster. WASSAUP!? Anyway, he has a cool entrance coming in through the crowd. Last week Truth beat Bammers and now he's facing el heffe. We get back and forth to start but Chavo gains the advantage after a cool flippy kicky. Chavo hits the three amigos and then goes for the frog splash but Truth gets up. He is about to super plex him when Bam Neeley interferes causing the DQ.
Winner: D-M-X!!
Match Rating: *1/2
And Afterwards: Chavo and his wife get into a domestic argument that allows Truth to beat down Bam.
HHH talks to Shelton, stirring shit up. OMG HHH is WORKING THEM!!
Festus vs. Kenny Dykstra
For some reason The Rednecks have changed their gimmicks and are now working for fed ex or something. The match is short and Kenny gets squashed.
Winner: Festus
Match Rating: *
And Afterwards: JnF hogtie Kenny and take him out on a dolly. Pretty funny.
Vicke comes out and explains what she and Show did. Show comes out and says, well he turned because he wanted to. He basically says that while he is not bigger than Vickie, he is WAY BIGGER than The Undertaker. It was meh.
Vladimir Kozlov vs. Funaki and Scotty Goldman
Squash my Gold Sushi. I love this guys headbutts.
Winner: Vladdy
Match Rating: *
And Afterwards: DRAGO WANT COMPETITION!!
HHH catches Zeke reading another kiddie book, otherwise known as WWE Mag. He stirs up The. Ooooo.
The Colon Brothers vs. HnR Edgehead
Some Mexican guys come out to face HnR Suck. Why these schmucks still have the titles I dont know. Carlito also looks like he raided Tajiri's locker for some pants. Anyway, the brothers look really good together. And the should as they have probably tagged at least a hundred times already. Carlio was the face in peril for most of the match and Primo looked pretty crisp as the comeback man.
Winners: The Colons
Match Rating: **1/2
HHH finally stirs up MVP.
MVP vs. Jeff Hardy vs. The vs. Shelton Benjamin
This match was relatively entertaining but it sucked shit from a psychology standpoint. IMO there was no heat because the heels did most of the work in the match while Jeff was on the outside selling injuries. But the match had a lot of great moves and once one of these guys turns face, there could be some interesting match ups. And sorry all of you fans of his, but The wasnt very good, again, in this match. I mean he played a good heel in that he was taking his time, but his in ring action in combination with mediocre work as a heel left a lot to be desired. Oh yeah, the match. Jeff Hardy hits a double swanton ftw.
Winner: Jeff Hardy
Match Rating: **3/4
And Afterwards: Vald the Impailer comes out for some reason and takes out Jeff Hardy. Uhh ok?
The funniest part of the 4 way was when MVP was holding Jeff up for The to charge and hit and MVP just threw Hardy down and CLOCKED The right in his head. Fucking great.
Otherwise this was a pretty mediocre SD. Czech out the promos and the main along with the Colons. Other than that, its meh.
Our staff here works hard, so dont forget to read SPs review and everyone elses and leave LOTS OF COMMENTS!!!
