I Request Ownage

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LadyHotrod

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Can any of you faux flamers help me, or do I need to just start nailing your fucking ballbags to the floor?

I don't want this to be grade school insults like the other failure of a thread. I want REAL insults, not shitty U R MEAN Blaze-like insults.
 

Beer Money Army

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well for one you ain't touching my ball bags....

secondly Blaze and humankiller Jokes are weak.....

thirdly i'm unsure what comes next.. so i'm going ask this guy

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Quintastic One

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After consulting the "Flames For Dummies" thread, and passing the HBK's OFFICIAL (Unofficial) General "Flames For Dummies 101" and Advanced Placement "Flames For Dummies 102", I believe I am officially ready to bring your challenge!

Let The Flames Begin

Let’s have a little fun shall we?

Seriously, get the fuck out. Nobody gives a flying shit whether you were banned or not. I’d actually say the War Zone was a more active and happy place without your hypocritical asian dick sniffing ass around here.

For 3 days the forum was allowed to speak freely without having some high horse shit eating pasty faced goth wannabe self hating mother fucker prowling around the boards on kids half her age thinking she’s hot shit for being able to out flame a group of kids in middle school. Good for you shit licker, you just “owned†a teenager. Don’t’ you have something better to do with your life, like trying to cover up the fact that your sex life isn’t like comparing a fruit fly with the grand canyon?

You know what? Fuck it. You’re not allowed to even claim your 24 anymore. Yeah that’s right, the Axis Doctrine should be updated to say that anyone over the age of 19 isn’t allowed to come in here and make an ass out of themselves and think they’re cool, when in reality your flames are stale, your insults are lame, and your snatch smells like rotten eggs blended with bull piss.

So officially, from this post onward, we’re gonna cut your age in half. You’re now 12 LH. You haven’t even reached your first period yet. Which is probably a good thing so you can’t cause flash floods with your time of the month.

Are we done here? Or do we get to hear our gloriously overrated flame queen tell us how “old†or “pathetic†my flames are just to turn around and throw the same old shit and expect it to be any more effective? Give me your best shot bitch, it’s on like Donkey Kong on your mother in the middle of a chili cook off, because these flames are getting HOT!
 

Moonlight Drive

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Glad my thread was a help, you could've chucked a few name calls in there though >_>

Okay now it's my go.

LHR, firstly, let me say your flames in the other thread weren't very well done in my opinion. You've proved you can demonstrate intelligence, yet flames about 'going to 1st grade' are farrrr below your level. They're something you would find in the Flames for Dummies thread tbh, maybe I should add those in?

And now the fickleness of the IWF community comes into play. My analysis goes something like this, I could be wrong but it seems the logical explanation. Since you are the Queen of the Flame Chamber, everybody pretty much autmoatically hopped on your dick (proverbial >_>) as you became the ultimate Anti-Hero, since you were flaming all the douchebags of IWF like Maje$ty. Others probably just leaped on so they would avoid getting flamed by you and looking like an idiot out of fear

Yet now you yourself have been 'owned' by MS and with your subsequent banning, everybody leaped off and MS was their new hero, as they no longer had to post in fear you, thinking Monkey will ultimately protect them.

But c'mon, you just fucking overdid in my eyes. People thought Monk 'owned' you and you attack them for some fucking reason. I can't think of how many times you have 'owned' people and members have mentioned it. It seems to me with all these pots and kettles around, you can dish it out, but you can't take it. You went on about bullshit flames in the thread, you're better than that

Seems to me you're just plain angry. Monk has embarassed you, so just fucking get over it. You got 'owned', it's the internet. Boo Fucking Hoo.

And when I say everybody in that post I don't literally mean 'everybody'. Just a lot of people
 

THE Brian Kendrick's Biceps

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YOU HAZ TEH FAKE TITTIES AND TEH HERPES

I win :)
 

Moonlight Drive

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BKB, tsk tsk, you won't get to the top of the class like that, like this *ahem*

YOU HAVE TEH FAKE BOOBEHZ AND TEH HERPEZ AND YOUR MUM HAS CANCER LOLOLOL YOU DUMB WHORE ROFL OWNED@!!11!11

But you were close
 

seX-Power

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^ YOU FOZGOT DA KAPITALZZ.... OWNAG3.... did u see wat i did ther, i usd a 3 not a E!!!
 

Beer Money Army

Guest
horro, me rikey very much.. me so solli solli :chinese:
 

seX-Power

Guest
^ Jimmy Wang Yang... you just broke kayfabe :shock_1:

quick, say something in your native ALABAMANESE...




... oh right, OWN3D
 

Beer

Guest
You see the thing is. Me an the other guys were taking the mick out of people like you who would say things like that. That really was THE BEST you can come up with. Now you are "Owned"
 

Wordlife

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LHR... oh im sorry, you like Lady Hotrod instead, do you know whats acronyms are? Well I'm sure ya do, but heres you for you!

Little
Ass
Dick
Yielding

Hypocratic
Ordinary
Tit-less
Retarded
Outkasted
Dike

or for short

LHR...

Little
Hypocritical
blueberry

Owned bitch