I think it's safe to say-The Hogans are the most dysfunctional family EVER

[Chuck Taylor's Grenade]

Hulk Hogan's relationship with estranged wife Linda has taken a turn for the worst. According to TMZ.com, Linda wants the judge to throw Hogan in jail because he has yet to pony up the money for a $4.2 million condo in Las Vegas for her. Although, this was actually ordered by a judge. Linda is asking a judge to cite him with contempt of court. In the legal papers, Linda is asking the judge to throw Hogan in the Pinellas County Jail where son Nick is currently staying at. TMZ also added: "The condo was in escrow when the divorce was filed and the court order required both Hulk and Linda to close the deal and then put the asset in the community pot. Linda has put her share in but Hulk hasn't."

Brooke Hogan was interviewed by E! Satellite Radio this week and had a lot to say about Linda's new 19-year-old boyriend, Charlie Hill.

Brooke said, "I'm totally freaked out. I personally don't like it at all or condone it, but she's my mom, so I have to show her support."

Brooke, who co-starred with her family on VH1 reality show "Hogan Knows Best," also revealed that Charlie Hill was a classmate of hers.

"I went to school with him. He was a grade under me ... Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)."

"I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family," says Brooke. "I'm actually on my way to see Nick now ... You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best."

Between Nick being in jail, Hulk fingering Brooke, Hulk hooking up with Brooke's good friend, Linda hooking up with a former high school classmate of Brooke's and the whole jail transcript mess the Hogans have shot past Britney Spears in the "Holy shit you are completely F'n mental" race.

 

[Soulpower]

Linda Hogan has some big ass titties!

By the way, Hulk.. This is karma! You should have jobbed a couple of times!

 

[J]

Wow...They really are the most fucked up family in Hollywood...

 

[OsamaHussian]

This is all set-up for HKB season 4. Hogan goes to jail on Linda's behest and has to fight a giant in jail to save Nick's life. During this struggle Hogan realizes he and Nick are only in jail because the Judge was corrupt. The Judge hires the Giant to kill Hogan. Hogan ends up facing the Giant in a boiler room cell and after he dispenses of him he takes care of the Judge. The sheriff with a heart of gold let's Hogan and Nick out of jail and they are met by Linda and Brooke. The emotional reunion allows all parties involved to forgive each other. Then in the finale Ozzie Smith gives Hulk Hogan another award. Oh yeah and John Graziano still exists in a vegitative state, but we all forget about that because we are wrestling fans and hey we forgave The Undertaker for killing his own parents.

This will all be released on a DVD entitled: The Self-Destruction of Hulk Hogan.

Also did anyone see Hogan on Larry King last night?

Ah yes the almighty "God" who was responsible for having Nick get drunk, drive, crash his car and permanently cripple his friend. Yes "God" wanted John to be a cripple for the rest of his life to make him stronger. Ain't this a wonderful "God" to worship and praise. Thank you "God" for making millions of peoples lifes on this earth a living hell. What a douche. Hulk has managed to even give "God" a bad name. "I believe this is to make John a better person" WTF?! I couldn't care less before, but now I hope his family bleeds Hulk dry -- that may just make Hulk and Nick better people.

 

[xtremebadass]

The Hogans will all end up in a mental institution with the next 5 1/2 years so nothing to worry about here.

 

[Mugen]

Ah yes the almighty "God" who was responsible for having Nick get drunk, drive, crash his car and permanently cripple his friend. Yes "God" wanted John to be a cripple for the rest of his life to make him stronger.

It makes perfect sense! Hulk raised a spoiled fuckup, and John was a negative person, so god killed John to make up for Hulks failure as a parent. He'll become a better person because of this.

 

[Qwake]

Linda Hogan has some big ass titties!

By the way, Hulk.. This is karma! You should have jobbed a couple of times!

^ he lost to Billy Kidman, isnt that enough!? (thanks to Russo's booking :b)

Wow, the Hogans are really fucked up! When I looked at the title of the tread I thought of the Simpsons being dysfuctional but this is way more fucked up and this is real :shocking:

Whoa, their mum goes with a 19 year old that guy won't be able to have kids lol...

 

[Airfixx]

...Ah yes the almighty "God" who was responsible for having Nick get drunk, drive, crash his car and permanently cripple his friend. Yes "God" wanted John to be a cripple for the rest of his life to make him stronger. Ain't this a wonderful "God" to worship and praise. Thank you "God" for making millions of peoples lifes on this earth a living hell. What a douche. Hulk has managed to even give "God" a bad name. "I believe this is to make John a better person" WTF?! I couldn't care less before, but now I hope his family bleeds Hulk dry -- that may just make Hulk and Nick better people.

Good rant! Rep+

 

[Vandy316]

there's no way they are the most disfunctional family in Hollywood. Sure it's close but the Spears have to have it. Brittany going from a pop-sensation and one of the hottest women on the planet to getting knocked-up by a white rapper, twice, and going bald. She loses her kids to K-Fed after shaving her head bald. Now younger sister Jamie-Lynn is also good looking and has one of the biggest shows on Nickelodeon. She blows that by also getting knocked-up by some guy she met at Church. Wait the Hogans actually topped that, damn that's is really sad.

Also why would Charlie Hill go after Linda when he could go for Brooke. I mean she is actually his age and Brooke has a lot more years left in her than Linda. Also didn't Hulk and Linda both get mad at Brooke for dating someone too old. Now they are both going after teens and twenty year olds. WTF?