Batista's book leaked!!!

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Soulpower

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Do I have a treat for you guys or what? The Animal's book has been leaked and I have decided to post the Title and the Chapters... Enjoy.

Do I Shake The Rope, or Does the Rope Shake Me? A look into the philosophy of Batista.

Chapter 1: Me and the roids

Chapter 2: More roids

Chapter 3: I want my rematch

Chapter 4: I exposed somebody's ass tonight

Chapter 5: How I got my ass kicked by Booker T

Chapter 6: Interview with #1 contender Basketball

Chapter 7: Well, at least I'm not worse than Khali...right?

Chapter 8: How to correctly insert steroids

Chapter 9: Uhhhhhhh........

Chapter ten: Even as a face I can beat people up whether if I win or lose.

Chapter 11: I had no charisma, so I let the fireworks do it for me

Chapter 12: How I got my groove back... Wait...

Chapter 13: Evolution is a mystery. Befriending Triple H to get to the top isn't

Chapter 14 Atleast the internet nerds likes me more than Cena. Don't they?

chapter 15: I can't believe i'm not buttered

Chapter 16:How I lost 7 world title matches in one year

Chapter 17: How I got Ariel fired for no reason.

Chapter 18: Rematch again; I promise I'll win this one. Seriously. I mean it. Absolutely, positively. If I don't you can slice off my member.

Chapter 19: Go ahead, slice it off. It's all shrunken from roids anyways.

20:BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN!!!l

Chapter 21: How to be a great role model for kids

Chapter 22: Philippines

Chapter 23: How I bribed Vince to give me constant title shots, which i lost

Chapter 24: My BFF: Steroids; A Life Long Relationship

Chapter 25: Stair Roids

Chapter 26: Remaaaaaaaaaaatch

Chapter 27: I know. I'll shave my head to be more popular and edgy.

Chapter 28-Wen I go home a wite abut my rematch
 

Wrestling Station

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:gun_rifle: anyone who says a bad word about Dave McMahon. lol
 

the dark knight

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this is where i rolled on the bed laughing my ass off:

Chapter 18: Rematch again; I promise I'll win this one. Seriously. I mean it. Absolutely, positively. If I don't you can slice off my member.

Chapter 19: Go ahead, slice it off. It's all shrunken from roids anyways.

20:BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN!!!l

Chapter 21: How to be a great role model for kids

Chapter 22: Philippines

Chapter 23: How I bribed Vince to give me constant title shots, which i lost

Chapter 24: My BFF: Steroids; A Life Long Relationship

Chapter 25: Stair Roids

Chapter 26: Remaaaaaaaaaaatch