What You Should Never Do in a Wrestling Match

[Kaedon]

Never follow a heel into the ring. As soon as you do that youre gonna get your head stomped in.

 

[Y2Jasmine]

Never have your mouth open when the Boogeyman is around.
When youre in the ring with Umaga, and you end up in the corner, dont just sit there.

 

[Reinvented]

Never wrestle Cena for the WWE title you will never win unless your Cena.....

 

[Soulpower]

Don't try to headscissors Austin Aries
If John Cena is in the ring, run away... You'll lose anyways
Never call out Teddy Long during of after a match.. You'll end up facing Da Undatakah!
If The Rock asks you your name, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't try to answer.

 

[Kaedon]

Never, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever trust a woman in wrestling.

 

[Bring Me To Life]

Don't whisper in the other wrestlers ear

Don't do a loud fart so the front row crowd can hear you

 

[Edge+Bret Hart]

Never try to shake a heel's hand after a good match
If you on SD. make sure you look under the Ring before every match.

 

[Kaedon]

Dont ever, under ANY circumstances, get in a beer drinking contest with Stone Cold. In fact, thats just good advice for life.

 

[Reinvented]

Never Never have a contract signing with Triple H because chances are a sledge hammer will meet your face.....

 

[JJdaBuckeye]

Don't try to hit on Hulk Hogan's daughter

If your name is Sandman, don't try to enter a Battle Royal. Just don't.

If your name is Paul Heyman, watch for bottles of beer being thrown into the ring.

 

[Kaedon]

some of these are one time deals and they are not that funny. I think for it to qualify it should happen at least twice. Anyway....




As soon as Angle or Lawler pull the strap(s) down,

 

[JHar888]

If you're Kane, once your brother's gong to the entrance music hits...



You know the rest...

 

[Travis40]

Don't try to headscissors Austin Aries
If John Cena is in the ring, run away... You'll lose anyways
Never call out Teddy Long during of after a match.. You'll end up facing Da Undatakah!If The Rock asks you your name, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't try to answer.

DA UNDATAKAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:roflmao: at both of them