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KenFan4life

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SO welcome to the show:bigsmile: ,Now I'll be answering questions and what not, you can say any thing ,but first you gotta be interviewed,by answering all the questions I present as a survey,so as to decide who my first guest is.
Lights,camera,action,let the questions reign:
-1stQuestion:"whats your view on KenFan4life?,Positive or Negative?"
-2ndQuestion,"How many times a day do you wish you could be KenFan4life?"
-3rdQuestion,"If you could be any animal?,which one would you be?"
-4thQuestion,"DO you believe KF4L is a spammer?",if so,Why?"
-5thQuestion,"What makes you believe You could be a great first guest?"
-6thQuestion,"Ever think you'd fall into the sky if there was no clouds?"
-7thQuestion,"If you picked the wrestler to beat KF4L up who would it be?"
-8thQuestion,"Who is you're favorite Football team?"
alright and the final and toughest question of all,"Do you think KF4L has alot to offer IwF,or not?"

I'll be viewing closely and be scouting out possible canidates for the 1st ever guest spot for my Show.
 

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-1stQuestion:"whats your view on KenFan4life?,Positive or Negative?"
Positive, he worships Kennedy.-2ndQuestion,"How many times a day do you wish you could be KenFan4life?"
About None-
3rdQuestion,"If you could be any animal?,which one would you be?"
Dog
-4thQuestion,"DO you believe KF4L is a spammer?",if so,Why?"
Yes, because he made this thread-
5thQuestion,"What makes you believe You could be a great first guest?"
I am me, nuff said.
-6thQuestion,"Ever think you'd fall into the sky if there was no clouds?"
No....-
7thQuestion,"If you picked the wrestler to beat KF4L up who would it be?"
Chris Benoit-
8thQuestion,"Who is you're favorite Football team?"
Soccer Team- Chelsea
alright and the final and toughest question of all,"Do you think KF4L has alot to offer IwF,or not?" Yes, if he was active.
 

MikeRaw

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-1stQuestion:"whats your view on KenFan4life?,Positive or Negative?"
Negative
-2ndQuestion,"How many times a day do you wish you could be KenFan4life?"
Never...Actually it would be nice so I could be you,shoot myself(as you)then come back to being me
-3rdQuestion,"If you could be any animal?,which one would you be?"
A gorilla so i could maul you...
-4thQuestion,"DO you believe KF4L is a spammer?",if so,Why?"
Yes,you always try to piss people off on purpose...
-5thQuestion,"What makes you believe You could be a great first guest?"
Im not the first fuckign guest.And Im not a good one:)
-6thQuestion,"Ever think you'd fall into the sky if there was no clouds?"
wtf?
-7thQuestion,"If you picked the wrestler to beat KF4L up who would it be?"
Khali
-8thQuestion,"Who is you're favorite Football team?"
I dont watch american football...But soccer-Liverpool

alright and the final and toughest question of all,"Do you think KF4L has alot to offer IwF,or not?"
NO

My question is how much would I have to pay you to leave?
 

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This thread is just spam, get to the show already..
 

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first,I gottta get a guest,and I've got to come back later on tonight. I'm gonna have a pretty busy day, so I'll deal with everything else,Then I'll be back on. so answer the Questions,and just a side note, question#6 is to make sure theres no crack addicts trying to get on my show,cause if they say yes,then their a doper.
 

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-1stQuestion:"whats your view on KenFan4life?,Positive or Negative?"

Indifferent

-2ndQuestion,"How many times a day do you wish you could be KenFan4life?"

Every other second.

-3rdQuestion,"If you could be any animal?,which one would you be?"

I'm a tiger baby.

-4thQuestion,"DO you believe KF4L is a spammer?",if so,Why?"

No.

-5thQuestion,"What makes you believe You could be a great first guest?"

I wouldn't be, because it would be impossible for the 2nd etc guests to follow me.

-6thQuestion,"Ever think you'd fall into the sky if there was no clouds?"

Yup

-7thQuestion,"If you picked the wrestler to beat KF4L up who would it be?"

Bastion Booger

-8thQuestion,"Who is you're favorite Football team?"

AC Milan

"Do you think KF4L has alot to offer IwF,or not?"

He has potential but he needs to step up his game a bit.
 

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Well turns out,I don't have work today,So I can continue on with posts,So first lets get through Episode #1.

(Intro-video,Lights,theme-song.Its On.):
KenFan:"So welcome to the Show,Today we have our first Guest."
(audience applauds.),(I sit in my show desk.)
KenFan:"But who is our first guest?,Well its none other than Bubba"The Pubestash"Keith!"
("Yeahhh!"-Audience,Bubba comes in,sits down in the guest-chair.")
KenFan:"What up?Pube."
Bubba:"Not much,Just got done Wanking-off to Hootie&the blow-fish."
KenFan:"Yuck!,Anyways I hear you're working on a film?"
Bubba"Yep,just finished filming in Prague,its about The Rock,Jay-Z,and Poker."
KenFan:"Hmm..Sounds interesting,but I need to view the video clip first."
Bubba:"Ohh,well alright here it is."
(-Video Clip:)
The Rock:"GODdammit,Jay-Z!,I'm not giving up on these kids!"
Jay-Z:"Calm down Rock,Theres nothing we can do. Lets go!
Rock:"Well those dice are loaded!"
TableCasino guy:"The Fuck,you talking about Rock?!,we're playing poker,theres no dice here.Go to that table!"
Rock:"Fine! C'mon Kids,lets play some european football."
*End of Video clip*
KenFan:"WOW!!,Amazing!, Its nice to see that the Rock's still good in the charisma department. He had me convinced,that he'd fuck up that Casino guy."
Bubba:"Yeah, I almost :boxing_smiley: <fucked him up,cause he kept trying to shave my 'Stash,but yeah,all of us on set, had to keep up with his incredible acting skills."
KenFan:"Shit sorry bubba,but we're out of time,so see you next time and remember to answer the questions so I can decide who'll be the 2nd-ever guest on my show.
 

MikeRaw

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Your making shit up?WTF?I thought you were interviewing us...This is dumb....
 

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-1stQuestion:"whats your view on KenFan4life?,Positive or Negative?"
Negative.....who are you again
-2ndQuestion,"How many times a day do you wish you could be KenFan4life?"
0, maybe -5
-3rdQuestion,"If you could be any animal?,which one would you be?"
Snake, the sneakiest creature of them all
-4thQuestion,"DO you believe KF4L is a spammer?",if so,Why?"
Yes, this is a dumbass thread
-5thQuestion,"What makes you believe You could be a great first guest?"
Well I am the most controversial member on here
-6thQuestion,"Ever think you'd fall into the sky if there was no clouds?"
What? You're dumb
-7thQuestion,"If you picked the wrestler to beat KF4L up who would it be?"
Chris Benoit. You'd die and I would be happy
-8thQuestion,"Who is you're favorite Football team?"
You're mom because she makes up a football team by herself
alright and the final and toughest question of all,"Do you think KF4L has alot to offer IwF,or not?"
no, who are you again?
 

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Anyways,whatever, I'll make you all my first guest,by doing...MORE Questions!!!!!!!!!,....yeah!
-Q#9:"If you could be a friend of any wrestler in the world,who would it be?"
-Q#10:"DO you injoy Michael Bay films?"
-Q#11:"How many Sporting Events have you been too?"
-Q#12:"if I were a victim on Hostel,How would you torture me?"
-Q#1.3:"How many Sandwiches do you know how to make?"
-Q#14:"Which Law&Order show is your Favorite?"
-Q#15:"Whether you could meet K.F.4.L in real life,what would you do?"
-Q#16:"Which Person,(realORfictional.)reminds you of KenFan4life?"
-Q#17:"Do you support Terrorists?"
Cause if you do,then Fu*k-Off!!!!
 

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-Q#9:"If you could be a friend of any wrestler in the world,who would it be?"
Chris Benoit, I would like to experience how you get fucked up on steroids
-Q#10:"DO you injoy Michael Bay films?"
It's enjoy not injoy and why does it matter..........
-Q#11:"How many Sporting Events have you been too?"
More times than I have banged your mom
-Q#12:"if I were a victim on Hostel,How would you torture me?"
I would put you in a reverse bear trap and make you wander out only to realize you have to slit your heel or eye to find a key
-Q#1.3:"How many Sandwiches do you know how to make?"
enough
-Q#14:"Which Law&Order show is your Favorite?"
Law and Order is gay
-Q#15:"Whether you could meet K.F.4.L in real life,what would you do?"
See #12
-Q#16:"Which Person,(realORfictional.)reminds you of KenFan4life?"
Eric Cartman
-Q#17:"Do you support Terrorists?"
I really don't care
 

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WTF,go get a job man..you're wasting time here increasing your post count by simply posting like that..why don't you play a good host and interview members of IWF straight up??
 

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this shouldn't even be existing if he doesn't have any interviews with IWF members..thread should get closed if that doesn't happen..
 

PeepShow

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-1stQuestion:"whats your view on KenFan4life?,Positive or Negative?" Ummm Ill say Negative
-2ndQuestion,"How many times a day do you wish you could be KenFan4life?" 0
-3rdQuestion,"If you could be any animal?,which one would you be?" T-Rex
-4thQuestion,"DO you believe KF4L is a spammer?",if so,Why?" 25% of the time......
-5thQuestion,"What makes you believe You could be a great first guest?" Nothing
-6thQuestion,"Ever think you'd fall into the sky if there was no clouds?" :g:
-7thQuestion,"If you picked the wrestler to beat KF4L up who would it be?" Chris Benoit
-8thQuestion,"Who is you're favorite Football team?" Dallas Cowboys
alright and the final and toughest question of all,"Do you think KF4L has alot to offer IwF,or not?" Not Really

-Q#9:"If you could be a friend of any wrestler in the world,who would it be?" Christian Cage
-Q#10:"DO you injoy Michael Bay films?" Never heard of him
-Q#11:"How many Sporting Events have you been too?" A lot, I dont remeber them all-Q#12:"if I were a victim on Hostel,How would you torture me?"
-Q#1.3:"How many Sandwiches do you know how to make?"Ummm about 8
-Q#14:"Which Law&Order show is your Favorite?" Dont watch it
-Q#15:"Whether you could meet K.F.4.L in real life,what would you do?" Kick him in the twat
-Q#16:"Which Person,(realORfictional.)reminds you of KenFan4life?" Chris Benoit
-Q#17:"Do you support Terrorists?" No