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Will the silly Rabbit ever get to eat Trix, or will they always be for kids?
 

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Why does the youth like fake blonds with fake tits and too much makeup?
And how can your monkeystyle defeat someone who fights badgerstyle?
 

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1. Why is there no sound when we clap underwater.
2. Why do humans Laugh when they are happy.
3. What is Momotherapy?
4. Why do humans cry when they are Sad?
5. How do Gays and Lesbians have sexual intercourse?
6. What happens when your dick is cut into half?
7. Planetary geology (sometimes known as Astrogeology) refers to the application of geologic principles to other bodies of the solar system. However, specialised terms such as selenology (studies of the Moon), areology (of Mars), are also in use. Horace-Bénédict de Saussure in the year 1779 said "Momotherapy" Before Dying to distinguish between earthly and theological jurisprudence.
What is MomoTherapy?
8. What is your real name?
9. Why did you choose Monkey Style? Does it reflect your Background?
10. By the 1780s Jean-Étwarted Jauera' and Bewf Darest hiked central France and recorded their observations on Mountanious Ameahjore, But they were not Successful, Why?
11. Are you human or Monkey?
12. Ok bye now! gimme all the answers in Detail.
 
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1. Why is there no sound when we clap underwater.
2. Why do humans Laugh when they are happy.
3. What is Momotherapy?
4. Why do humans cry when they are Sad?
5. How do Gays and Lesbians have sexual intercourse?
6. What happens when your dick is cut into half?
7. Planetary geology (sometimes known as Astrogeology) refers to the application of geologic principles to other bodies of the solar system. However, specialised terms such as selenology (studies of the Moon), areology (of Mars), are also in use. Horace-Bénédict de Saussure in the year 1779 said "Momotherapy" Before Dying to distinguish between earthly and theological jurisprudence.
What is MomoTherapy?
8. What is your real name?
9. Why did you choose Monkey Style? Does it reflect your Background?
10. By the 1780s Jean-Étwarted Jauera' and Bewf Darest hiked central France and recorded their observations on Mountanious Ameahjore, But they were not Successful, Why?
11. Are you human or Monkey?
12. Ok bye now! gimme all the answers in Detail.

Funny how you repeated "What is MomoTherapy, and you labelled "Ok by now! gimme all the answers in Detail" with a number.

Anyway, monkeystyle:

If a woman states something in the woods, and no one is around to hear her, is she still wrong?

Me, sexist? Ofcourse not! :p
 

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Why do ''fat chance'' and ''slim chance'' mean the same thing

Why don't people on T.V go to the bathroom

Why do noses run and feet smell

If a word in the dictionary is mispelled how would we know
 

phantomgerald

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since you're monkeystyle, here are a few questions i would expect you to know.

how many species of monkeys are there?
why did they not evlove into human?
do monkeys have style?
 

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Would you consider wearing silk in winter better than wearing wool in summer?!

Yes indeed, but that's only because winter is my favourite season, and I love to feel the cold.

Also, summer sucks. Only 5 months till November!!!

Which is the more important of the two, big nice Boobs, or a nice ass... and why?

That's a tough question, and one that I've had to take a minute and ponder. Personally, I'ma have to go with a nice ass. Boobs are nice generally no matter what the size. But a nice ass just looks mighty impressive.

Will the silly Rabbit ever get to eat Trix, or will they always be for kids?

They will always be strictly for children because the Rabbit knows that if he ate the kids Trix and didn't leave any for the kids, the kids would be forced to eat rabbit stew instead.

Smart rabbit. He's just biding his time waiting for the kids to develop diabetes from eating too much sugary cereal, and then die from diabeteic shock from continuing to eat Trix after developing diabetes.

Then all the Trix will be his.

Why does the youth like fake blonds with fake tits and too much makeup?

I dunno. Blondes in general have never really been my type, and same with too much make up.

Unless they're goths. Goth chicks are great.

I dunno, maybe they like people who stand out, be it in a good way, or an ugly painted on way.


And how can your monkeystyle defeat someone who fights badgerstyle?

Easy, badgers do not have opposoble thumbs.

With monkeystyle first we blind our opponents by throwing feces in their eyes, then throw rocks or whatever happens to be handy at the time.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I dunno why are you asking me? Here is the perfect person to ask: http://www.impactwrestling.com/forum/member.php?u=50

1. Why is there no sound when we clap underwater.

There is still sounds, but teh sound waves are absorbed by the water. That's the only thing I can think of.

2. Why do humans Laugh when they are happy.

Aristotle said that we laugh at ugly or inferior peope or things because we find joy in being superior to them

3. What is Momotherapy?

I don't have any fucking clue. Do your own homework.

4. Why do humans cry when they are Sad?

Sometimes because we have been exposed to stimuli such as pain, and other times its due to our advanced self awareness that allows us to shed tears.

5. How do Gays and Lesbians have sexual intercourse?

That depends on one's interpretation of what sexual intercourse is. In the case of gay men, obviously anal sex is the answer, and for lesbians there's nothing like a good fisting.

6. What happens when your dick is cut into half?

Well, in my case it means that women won't be scared anymore when I drop trou.

In most cases though I think it would mean that you need to go to the hospital and get it reattatched

Oh did you know that after Lorena Bobbit chopped it off, she drove away with it and threw it into a field?

No? Well it happened to nail some fellow right in the eye. Poor bastard went cock eyed. :shifty:

7. Planetary geology (sometimes known as Astrogeology) refers to the application of geologic principles to other bodies of the solar system. However, specialised terms such as selenology (studies of the Moon), areology (of Mars), are also in use. Horace-Bénédict de Saussure in the year 1779 said "Momotherapy" Before Dying to distinguish between earthly and theological jurisprudence.
What is MomoTherapy?

What did I tell you about doing your own damned homework?

8. What is your real name?

My real name is Anthony Di Loreto

9. Why did you choose Monkey Style? Does it reflect your Background?

Not at all. I just like monkeys, and I needed a good work to go along with it, and style seemed appropos

10. By the 1780s Jean-Étwarted Jauera' and Bewf Darest hiked central France and recorded their observations on Mountanious Ameahjore, But they were not Successful, Why?

Homework again. But I ain't got no clue where you're gettin the answers to that one since google and wiki brought up nothing at all. and I mean not hits at all. Methinks you're trying to put one over on me.

11. Are you human or Monkey?

I am a human, but I am not homo sapiens, I am more homo superiorus.

12. Ok bye now! gimme all the answers in Detail.

Done and done.

If a woman states something in the woods, and no one is around to hear her, is she still wrong?

Absolutely. But don't tell 'em I said that. They scare me.

Me, sexist? Ofcourse not! :p

Of course not, you just follow natural law.

Why do ''fat chance'' and ''slim chance'' mean the same thing

Humans in general are a walking contradiction, it is unsurprising that we would have two opposite expressions meaning the same thing.

Why don't people on T.V go to the bathroom

They do though, but generally only as part of a gag. See: Bunker, Archie

Why do noses run and feet smell

I'm not going to sit here and talk semantics.

If a word in the dictionary is mispelled how would we know

Because it assumably would be a typo which would be confirmed by a viewing of other/older version of a dictionary. Also, generally one would have to be familiar with the word already.
 

C4

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There is no such thing as Momtherapy, I made it all up.
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAH
Gotcha' Monkeystyle. heh heh
 

phantomgerald

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You haven't answer my questions man! why, afraid the monkeys find your answer offensive?
 

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how many species of monkeys are there?

There are 264 known species of monkey

why did they not evlove into human?

I imagine its because evolution requires a trigger, and that trigger has been met again yet to show any drastic changes in species.

do monkeys have style?

Look at this monkey. He says he's got style.

funny-monkey-1.jpg


do u think i will ever be a mod? lol mat inspired me...

No, I'm planning on killing you before that happens. Sorry 'bout that.

You haven't answer my questions man! why, afraid the monkeys find your answer offensive?

Don't offend the monkey god, or else...

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