Reason to why Swagger has been buried

[Troy]

But the thing is if they know that it is against company policy and if they know that it will result in them being buried then they are idiots for using it.

True he is still very weak on the mic and that is why he really needs a manager to do all the talking for him. With Swagger taking a "break" at the moment I hope that WWE are coming up with some character tweaks for him and will give him a new manager when he returns. He needs a fresh start so a couple of months off television will be good for him.

 

[BretScrewedBret]

Yeah. Of course this is all assuming the report is even accurate. I put next to zero stock in this dirtsheet stuff. The vast majority is totally inaccurate, a bunch of he-said, she-said telephone bullshit IMHO.

 

[Troy]

I completely agree with you, they are no more accurate than most of the people on the forum that make logical predictions based on what has happened before. But if he is being buried for smoking pot then he would be an idiot for using it.

 

[BretScrewedBret]

Agreed. At least stay clean 'til they piss test you, then smoke a joint and stay clean 'til the next one. Moderation is key in that sort of game.

 

[Deezy]

Surprise Swagger didn't try the vinegar theory.

Either way he doesn't get another piss test solely on the tester not wanting to smell that foul shit again.

 

[BretScrewedBret]

No gimmicky stuff is gonna fool one of these tests if he's been Cheech and Chonging it.

 

[Deezy]

Not saying it would fool any test, but definitiely would make the tester think twice about opening up that piss cup.