Moments of stupidity.

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Okay this is a thread to post moments of stupidity you've had in your life, and is based on something real stupid I just did so I'll share it now.

Having just woke up from an afternoon nap I saw my Mum was ariving home from work and I didn't want to get an earful off here so I decided I'd clear off upstairs. Still half asleep I was clearing my shit away from the living room when in a moment of stupidity i grabbed my MacBook Pro and DIPPED it in the kitchen sink, I was still half asleep but managed to pull it out straight away and get a towel to it. After working fine for a bit the MacBook cut off and I was worried as hell because I didn't have the money to repair it. Luckily I think the fact that it was closed when I dipped it in the sink and the inside just got a little bit of water on it was the fact it didn't damage it any further.
 

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Probably my today's "unknown chocolate" eating. Check the "The weirdest thing in my life." thread for more informations.
 

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I have had alot of stupid moments, I try to list some of them.

Ran into a wall dressed as smurf waiting for a bus after a fancy dress party, ended up in hospital as a smurf and almost smashed my kneecap.
Lost a drinking game and let my friend punch me in the face three times.
Knocked myself out after kneeing myself in the head.
Almost broke my ankle going down a steep hill in a field on a skateboard.

And that is just naming a few.
 

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This afternoon I was about to go to my friends house and when I left my house I realized I don't have my pants on.
 

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- I confused Goldberg for Stone Cold Steve Austin the other day, on this very forum.
- One time last year I was being flirted with by a cougar in a pub and I let her leave because I didn't know how/when to react. I did not give chase either.
- Once I somehow managed to add up the internal angles of a triangle to be MORE than 180 degrees. (LOL I fail at Math).
- Once I solved all the Pithagorean theorems on my paper with subtractions instead of sums (LOL I fail at Math - II)
- Once, as a teenager, I forgot to change the channel after watching porn and my Mum caught me.
- On New Years Eve last year, I drank Cactus Jack straight because I thought it was an alcopop (and got predictably hammered).
- Once I believed my friends when they told me everyone in our school was being drafted to go to Iraq, got really worried and went whining to my Mum.

But perhaps my #1 moment of stupidity:

- On my first time ever going out clubbing, I had no idea all my underage friends lied about their age, so I told the truth (I was 15) and got barred. I subsequently tried to power my way into the club at a run, only to be unceremoniously expelled again.
 

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My stupidest moments came when I sat down for a test in school, and knowing the night before I should of studied of course I didn't bother and failed.