What's your ideal girl/guy?

[Zach]

This is me crying about how great my crush is to someone on Skype.

[9/14/2012 9:43:56 PM] zach: shes smart pretty funny cute hot but not vain at all shes real about shit shes chill we think alike we have the same sense of humor idk she has a perfect attitude about shit we agree on everything

 

[Asskicker]

Has dignity, isn't a ho, smart and pretty, good height but has to be shorter than me, same age, confident, funny, helpful, and real. She just has to seem like the missing piece to the puzzle.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Kia sport. :

 

[Dat Girl]

Someone like The GOAT Farooq. Sucha sexy and well toned beast, oh wait hold gonna clean my screen.

 

[Rysenberg]

As long as she has lady parts then I'm not fussed.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Big tits, shapely ass, nice tan, doesn't speak english, making delicious sandwiches is her favorite hobby next to sucking dick while football is on in the background

 

[Dat Girl]

Big tits, shapely ass, nice tan, doesn't speak english, making delicious sandwiches is her favorite hobby next to sucking dick while football is on in the background

This deserves the Hall of Fame DAMN

 

[Crayo]

Big tits, shapely ass, nice tan, doesn't speak english, making delicious sandwiches is her favorite hobby next to sucking dick while football is on in the background

Nearly pee'd.

 

[Lacky]

Female.

 

[Matt]

Anyone prepubescent is fine for me

 

[Hannah Bee]

Duncan James

 

[Jose Tortilla]

Ariana Grande's ava&sig..

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[leojay]

My ideal girl is someone that isn't a poser and has their own opinion.

Spoiler

So pretty much the exact opposite of all my ex's

 

[Matt]

MIZ GIRL