AND NOW UWF PRESENTS THE FIRST EVER EPISODE OF UWF.... VELOCITY!
"You want it, you got it!"
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The opening pyro goes off and the fans are going crazy as the theme song is still playing through the PA Systems and the announcer's welcome the viewers at home to the first ever edition of UWF Velocity!
Joey Styles: Ladies and gentleman welcome to the first ever edition of UWF Wednesday Night Velocity! We are coming to you Live from the FedExForum arena in Memphis, Tennessee! I'm Joey Styles here with my broadcast partner Jerry "The King" Lawler and what a debut show we have for you tonight!
Jerry "The King" Lawler: That's right Joey! We have 5 matches planned for you tonight, including a TV title match and a Unification match from Smackdown including the Ironman title and the US title! I can't wait!
Styles: Well you don't have to wait for long my friend because our first match is about to get started!
Lilian Garcia: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
BRAND SPANKIN' NEW GREEN BASS LINE...
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For the first time in the history of science and romance, the greatest song ever composed plays under the banners of the green brand! The inaugural UWF Velocity audience explodes in a deafening chorus of praise and adulation as THE American Dolphins – the single greatest tag team ever tagged and surefire next UWF Tag Team Champions sprint out on to the stage. Children scream so loud that several of them suffer immediate tonsilitis. Their mothers are too busy weepin with joy too notice. Fans of all ages and creeds rush to ringside in order to more closely bask in the presence of the enigmatic and alltogehter majestic tandem. Some will later claim to have temporarily been blinded by the magnificent aura – the pure sheen of gloriousness eminating from the faces of the Dolphins. The duo slides sterowise into the ring and proceed to pose on opposing turnbuckles as the crowd continues to hail them as saviour kings arrived to conquer an oppressive and tyrannical reign of monotony and dreaded commonplace.
I Can Slap a Tornadoooo...
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The theme of none other than Matt Hardy bellows from the speakers, echoing throughout the arena, as the UWF Universe jump up and cheer for his arrival. Little time passes before the man of the moment comes charging out from the back, throwing an arm up in triumphant and displaying his trademark "V1" hand signal. Hardy jogs from one side of the stage to the other, repeating the same motion, before he begins to stroll down the ramp, high-fiving fans along the way. Hardy has his eyes focused on the ring that he draws ever nearer to, quickly rounding the corner and jogging up the steel steps to enter it. Hardy walks over to the ropes facing the main camera, stands on the middle rope and throws up his arm once again, following the same pattern as before.
Styles: In a match-up made in a cruiserweight lover's dream, it's Matt Hardy going one-on-one with one half of the American Dolphins, Paul London.
The King: I tell you, I can't wait for the bell to ring and I don't think we'll have to wait very long!
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The referee rings the bell and this one is underway. Matt and Paul circle the ring a few times before locking up in the center. Matt gets the upper hand and places Paul in a headlock. Paul backs up into the ropes and sends Matt away. As Matt rebounds, he hits London with a shoulder block. Matt goes off the ropes as London adjusts his body to face head down. As Matt hops over him and bounces off the ropes, Paul springs to his feet and hits Matt with a front dropkick. London then gets back to his feet and lifts Matt back up. He irish whips Matt into the corner and London then charges at him. London attempts a a corner dropkick but Matt moves out of the way and London goes crashing to the mat. Matt picks Paul up and tries to end it early. He sets Paul up for the Twist of Fate.
Styles: Could this be over?
As Hardy is about to hit it, Paul squirms out and kicks Matt in the midsection. Paul runs off the ropes but, on the rebound, Matt throws Paul into the air for a flapjack. London, however, in mid air switches things around and ends up hitting Hardy with a hurricanrana. Paull hooks the leg and the referee counts the pin.
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KICK-OUT!!
Matt powers out and Paul gets back to his feet. As Matt gets back up, he charges at London and goes for a clothesline. Paul ducks and springboards off the second rope and attempts a moonsault. Matt ends up catching him in mid air on his shoulder and he slams London down with a powerslam. Matt then picks Paul back up and tosses him into the corner. Matt lifts London up and sits him on the top turnbuckle. Matt begins scaling the top rope and sets up for a superplex. Matt pushes off and both men go slamming into the hard ring mat.
The King: AHHHHH! *King Scream*
Matt places a hand over London and the referee makes the count.
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KICK-OUT!!
London gets the shoulder up. Both men begins crawling towards the ropes and start using them to get to their feet. Matt is up first and he goes over to attack London. Paul, however, grabs Matt's pants and shoves him through the middle ropes to the outside. Matt hits hard on the outside and this open London up. He runs off the ropes and soars over the top rope and hits a somersault plancha onto Hardy and both men go down. London then gets up and lets out a yell much to the crowd's delight. He picks Matt up and tosses him back into the ring. London slides back in after him and goes for a pin again.
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Styles: I'm loving this action here tonight!
The King: It's just this kind of high-octane action that we can expect from Velocity!
Matt gets his shoulder up and London wastes no time in going back on the attack. He sits Matt up and applies a facelock. London then starts hitting Matt in the back with knees. Eventually, London lets Matt fall and he hits Matt with a standing shooting star press. London hooks the leg again.
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London gets back up and stalks Hardy. As Matt is about to be back up, Paul charges at him. As Londond gets close, Matt springs up and takes his head off with a huge clothesline. Matt grabs London and throws him into the ropes. As London comes back, Matt hits him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Matt then sees the top rope and decides to climb up top.
Styles: What is Matt Hardy thinking?
Matt throws up the Gunz before jumping off the top rope and hitting London with a top rope legdrop. Matt then pins London.
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KICK-OUT!!
Hardy picks London back up and tosses him into the corner. Matt then starts hitting Paul with a few knife-edge chops to the chest. Paul eventually switches places with Matt and London starts hitting Hardy with chops of his own. London eventually places Hardy onto the top rope but wastes time taking a breather, allowing Matt to counter. He grabs London by the head and hits him with a tornado DDT. Matt places an arm over Paul as the referee counts the pin.
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The King: What a move by Matt Hardy!
London gets the shoulder up and Matt is in shock. He goes to pick London back up but Paul starts hitting him with repeated right hands. Eventually, the two start exchanging puches with Matt eventually getting the upper hand. He sends London into the ropes but, on the rebound, London ducks a clothesline attempt and springboards off the second rope once more, this time just going for a crossbody. He nails it and then hooks Hardy's leg.
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Styles: Paul London is still in this thing!
The King: He's taking it right to Matt Hardy!
Matt throws London off of him and, as he gets back up, London goes for a punch but Matt blocks and instead locks London in and connects with a Side Effect!
Styles: Side Effect! This could be it!
Matt then pins London.
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Matt can't believe it once more as he lifts London back up. As he does, London drops him with a stiff kick to the temple. Hardy crumbles to the mat below. London sees this as a perfect opportunity and he begins scaling the top rope.
The King: Paul London about to take to the skies!
Before he can do anything, Matt throws himself into the ropes and throws Paul off balance and he ends up racking himself on the top turnbuckle. Matt capitalizes on this and grabs London by the head and hits him with a top rope Twist of Fate!
Styles: OH MY GOD!
The King: What a Twist of Fate for London!
Matt then pins London.
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YOUR WINNER, MATT HARDY!!
Styles: That was quite the return for Matt Hardy, King!
The King: Oh, no doubt about it, Matt Hardy is back and he's ready to take on all challengers!
London rolls out of the ring and he and Kendrick head back up the ramp as Hardy celebrates with his fans. We are then directed to another segment.
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Borden goes as he kicks Kane off of the top rope and Kane is sent crashing down. Borden goes and he awaits for Kane to get back up. Kane is back up as Borden goes and he hits a diving spear right onto Kane. Kane is down as Borden hooks the leg and goes for the cover.
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No Kane kicks out as the fans cheer. Borden is in shock, and Bloom shows some emotion on the outside being shocked as well. Borden goes and he looks to pick up Kane when all of a sudden the hand goes and he pops on Bordens throat. Borden is in shock as Kane has the choke around his throat. Kane is up now, and he lifts Borden up. The hand though reacts to strain of trying to lifts Borden, causing Kane to lose his grip. Borden lands in midair as Kane tends to the hand. Borden goes and he grabs the head of Kane and hits the Scorpion deathdrop right then and there.
Roddy Piper: The Scorpion Deathdrop! This one is over Jimbo!
Jim Ross: Damn it no!
Borden goes for the cover.
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No kick out by Kane the fans cheer like crazy as Borden can’t believe it; Borden goes and he heads to the outside as he goes and he opens up the casket. The fans are confused on why Borden is doing this.
Roddy Piper: Steve you can’t win the title via countout what are you doing?
Borden goes as he looks to grabs Kane, but Kane sits up. Borden goes as he kicks Kane down, and picks him up. Borden irish whips him, but Kane bounces off the ropes and hits Borden with a huge big boot. The fans cheer like crazy as Kane looks almost possessed. Kane goes as he heads to the top rope. Borden is getting up and Kane hits a flying clothesline right onto him. The fans cheer as Kane adjusts his armband, and he is awaiting for Borden to get up. Borden gets up as Kane catches his throat. Kane this time no problem with hands as he hits the chokeslam right onto Borden all the way to hell.
Jim Ross: The Chokeslam from hell!
Kane goes for the cover.
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Kane looks on in shock. Kane all of a sudden looks at Bearer and the casket,as we see Matthew Bloom attacking Bearer. Kane is mad as Bloom stuffs Bearer in the casket. The fans are going crazy as we see Bloom lock the casket. Kane looks on as he wants to go after Bloom as Bloom is taking the casket away when all of a sudden Kane from behind gets his head grabbed. Bam Scorpion Death Drop. Borden goes for the cover.
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Justin Roberts: Here is your winner and new UWF Global Champion “The Icon” Sting.
Steve Borden gets handed the belt as he looks at it smiling on.
Jim Ross: This is BS!
Steve goes to Justin, and demands him to say:”Steve Borden”. Roberts is kind of afraid of what Steve is saying to him. Steve Borden goes as he looks down at Kane holding the Global Championship high in the sky.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman the following contest is set for one fall!
Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds..."CAPTAIN CHARISMA" CHRISTIAN!
And introducing his opponent, from Scotland, weighing in at 225 pounds... "THE CHOSEN ONE" DREW MCINTYER!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Christian looks to the crowd and smiles, then sees McIntyer coming so he hits an elbow to the face to knock him back a few paces. McIntyer moves away from Christian as Christian runs up to McIntyer and hits a falling inverted DDT onto McIntyer! Drew gets up and Christian kicks him in the gut, then tries to go for the Killswitch but Drew shoves Christian away, then runs up to him and kicks him in the back of the leg. Christian hops around the ring and Drew quickly grapples Christian and hits the future shock onto Christian! Chrisitan is down and Drew goes for the cover.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Winner of this match: Drew McIntyer!
King: Haha! Looks like this one is over already folks!
The Camera moves to the backstage area where Carlito is sitting back with his trademark apple.
Carlito:Ladies and Gentlemen, the new beginning of UWF is upon us and it couldnt have happened any sooner for Carlito, its no secret that Carlito has been struggling since carlitos debut and Carlito largely puts it down to Carlitos mindset. You see while on Anarchy Carlito had a team first mindset where Carlito would do anything to make sure The Establishment would come out victorious even when at times it meant sacrificing Carlitos individual performances to help out other Establishment members.
The Crowd boos at the mention of The Establishment
Carlito: But now it is a new beginning for Carlito, no more Anarchy, no more Establishment and no more Vince Russo. Carlito can finally get back to what Carlito came here for in the first place and that is to return professional wrestling back to where it once was, back to what Colon family built many years ago, where talent and technique reigned over all other attributes. Todays business has become nothing but a running joke with superstars being rewarded for stupidity and being foolish, and its all you fans out there that provide the cheap laughs that encourages this ridiculous behavior. Carlito will rid this company of these jokes of people who have no write to call themselves wrestlers and bring tradition back to this once great company. Now thats Cool!
Carlito takes a bite out of his apple and spits it over the camera
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman the following contest is an interbrand match and it is set for one fall!
Introducing first, representing RAW, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; weighing in at 280 pounds... TEST!
And introducing his opponent, representing Smackdown, from the Caribbean; weighing in at 230 pounds... CARLITO!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Test goes and he locks up with Carlito. Test goes and he picks up Carlito, and slams him hard on the mat. Carlito is dazed and confused as Test picks him up, and puts him in the corner. Test goes and starts to pummel Carlito right in the face. From the top turnbuckle; fans count with Test 1..2..3..4..5..6.. before it starts to get to much. Test gets off the top turnbuckle, and he poses a bit. As the fans cheer for him.
Styles: Test looking strong here in his debut.
Lawler: No doubt that Test using all the tools that he has for him.
Test awaits as Carlito stumbles out of the turnbuckle, as he hits him with a powerslam. Test goes and he drops an elbow right on the chest of Carlito. Carlito is down as Test goes for the quick cover.
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Carlito kicks out. Test picks up Carlito, and he Irish whips him towards the turnbuckle. Carlito though goes and he jumps on the turnbuckle, and Test goes as after him. Carlito jumps off the turnbuckle, jumping over Test. Test stops himself before hitting the turnbuckle post and he turns around to a sharp kick by Carlito. Carlito goes and he grabs the head of Test, and he spins it around hitting a nice neckbreaker onto Test. Test is down as Carlito goes, and he grabs the head of Test, and he hits it a couple of times. Carlito goes and he locks in a head scissors onto Test, keeping it locked in.
Joey Styles: That headscissors by Carlito could be deadly towards Test.
Jerry Lawler: Let me tell you Joey that headscissors is no joke.
The head scissors is locked in very tight as the fans are clapping for Test to get back up. Test seems to be building his base up, as Test gets his body going up, Carlito still has the head scissors locked in, and Test is up as Carlito still has the scissors locked in as the fans cheer as he sits on top of Test. Test is looking to slam him, but Carlito starts to punch him in the head. Tests tries to slam, but Carlito jumps off the back, of Test and he wraps his hands around the waist drives Test off the ropes, and then rolls through goes for a quick pin.
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Joey Styles: Huge slam by Test.
Test goes and he picks up Carlito and throws him across the ring, Carlito bounces off the ropes as Test bend down. Carlito kicks him right in the head. Carlito charges at Test, and Test recovers as he grabs Carlito and has him up for the spinebuster. Carlito gets slammed hard by the spine buster as he is near the ropes. Test goes as he picks up Carlito and hits a pumphandle slam. Test goes for the cover.
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MISTER KENNEDEH!
Joey Styles: What the hell!
Carlito turns around to hear the theme of Mr. Kennedy play in the background. The theme disappears as Carlito just shrugs it off. Still paranoid about what had happened. Carlito goes and he jumps off the ropes, and Tests catches Carlito with a running big boot. Test goes for the cover.
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Batista now is just one man away from becoming the World Champion and he turns towards that man. Michaels is up on his feet but dazed, perhaps old age has tired the Heart Break Kid out. Batista spins him around when suddenly he is nailed with what feels like a bullet. Shawn has connected with Sweet Chin Music. But Batista is such an monster he doesn’t go down, instead he falls into the ropes staggered.
JR: Oh my god! Shawn Michaels with Sweet Chin Music from out of nowhere and he’s got Batista up against the ropes! Come on Shawn you can do it!
Piper: No way does HBK get Batista up and over that top rope!
HBK realizes what it is going to take to become World Champion and Shawn is willing to do whatever it takes. He bounces off the ropes building as much momentum as he can and with everything he can muster he leaps into Batista, the impact sending both men sailing over the top rope. The crowd is on their feet as both bodies hit the ground at about the same time. Some people believe Shawn Michaels has won, others believe it is Batista. The officials begin talking amongst themselves.
JR: Shawn Michaels taking a brazen chance and it just might have paid off. I think he’s just won the World Title for a second time Hot Rod.
Piper: No way JR! Batista was the most dominant in the last moments he clearly won the match, Shawn practically eliminated himself and all for nothing!
The officials have appeared to come to a decision and head official Earl Hebnar heads over and grabs the World Championship from its place at ringside and begins to take it over to the winner. He heads over to Batista and Michaels who are both sitting up against the wall trying to figure out who won. Hebnar hands the belt to the New World Heavyweight Champion and points to him. Justin Roberts nods his head and announces the winner.
Justin Roberts: The winner of the match and the NEWWWW UWF World Heavyweight Champion: The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels!!!
The crowd explode into cheers unable to believe that HBK has done the impossible. He has won the battle royal for the vacant UWF World Championship. Batista can’t believe it as HBK clutches the World Title. Batista is furious as he grabs the nearest official and tosses him down. Batista is incensed as he heads over to the announcer’s table and begins tearing it apart. HBK walks up the apron holding up the World Title in disbelief realizing for the second time he is the World Champion of Monday Night Raw. We take a look at Batista who is now tossing the monitors off of the table and smashing them to pieces. We leave this edition of Raw with HBK holding the World Title high as Batista is furious as we fade to black.
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ladies and gentleman the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the UWF TV title!
First, introducing the challenger, Milwaukee, Wisconsin; weighing in at 210 pounds... Ausitn Aries!
Introducing the champion, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 218 pounds; he is the UWF TV Champion.... CHRIS SABIN!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Chris Sabin and Austin Aries both look at each other hard, then circle each other around the ring like a pack of vultures then get into a lockup! Aries seems to be having the upper hand here but Sabin gets Aries into a lockup, but Sabin gets shoved by Aries to the ropes, Sabin comes back to Aries who shoulder blocks him to the ground. Sabin jumps back up to his feet and Aries is already charging at him so Sabin hops onto Arie's shoulders and tries to go for the hurricarana but Aries shoves Sabin off his shoulders, Sabin lands on his legs and Aries goes for a discus clothesline but Sabin ducks it and kicks Aries in the gut, then grappes him and tries to throw him out of the ring but Aries grabs onto the ropes. Sabin doesn't know that Aries is on the apron still so Aries jumps onto the ropes and then follows up with a springboard missile dropkick onto Sabin! Sabin goes flying to the ropes, then gets himself up but Aries comes around and clotheslines Sabin out of the ring! Sabin lands on his feet and is looking dazed from being clotheslined out of the ring, but then looks up and sees Aries flying over the ropes and hits a crossbody vault onto Sabin at ringside!
King: Look JR! Austin Aries can fly!
Styles: Of course he can King! He's a very talented young man!
Austin Aries ignores the crowd jeers towards him as he throws Chris Sabin back inside the ring, then climbs into the ring as well. Sabin tries to get back up but Aries stomps onto the legs of Sabin to keep him at bay, then clubs him on the back to bring more punishment to the TV Champion. Sabin is trying to fight back by swinging some fists around but Aries knees him in the chin to keep him down, then hits a knee drop to the back of the head to make sure that he doesn't move much. Aries then pulls Sabin to the center of the ring and then goes for a springboard moonsault but falls to Sabin's knees and Aries rolls away while holding onto his stomach. Sabin gets up and charges after Aries but Aries ducks a clothesline from Sabin and takes him down with a roundhouse kick to the head! Sabin goes down and Aries tries to lift him up and go for the Brainbuster but Sabin breaks free and falls behind Aries, hitting a neckbreaker onto the challenger! Sabin then gets up and goes onto the apron and hits a springboard elbow drop to the chest of Aries!
Styles: Look at Aries go! What skills this athletic man has!
Sabin gets up and is feeling the momentum now! Sabin lifts up Aries and hits a chop to the chest, then another one as Aries backs up from Sabin, ending up at the turnbuckles. Sabin then runs after Aries and hits a corner dropkick which causes Aries to go to a sitting postition at the corner, then Sabin goes up and hits a low dropkick to Aries! Aries falls under the ropes but Sabin hits a baseball slide kick to the back of Aries, which causes him to fall to the floor at ringside. Aries appears to be down from the assault while Sabin looks to the crowd and climbs the ropes, then looks down as Aries is about to get to his feet. Sabin then jumps off the ropes and goes for a diving crossbody but Aries gets out of the way, which causes Sabin to crash to the floor at ringside! The crowd boos at Aries who is all smiles now, happy to have outsmarted the TV Champion. Aries picks up Sabin and throws him back inside the ring again, and then rolls back into the ring as well!
King: What do I keep telling everyone JR, Sabin is one of those guys who likes to show off to the crowd, but 9 times out of 10 it always backfires!
Styles: He does it not because of the risk, but because of the award that the crowd gives him King.
Austin Aries gets into the ring and looks at Chris Sabin, who manages to get to his feet. Sabin turns around and punches Aries in the face, but Aries hits one in return. Sabin goes down to one knee and Aries approaches him but Sabin drives his fist to the gut of Aries and Aries hops away from Sabin. Aries then tries to approach Sabin but Chris Sabin hits an enzuirgir to the side of the head of Austin Aries! Aries goes down and appears to be knocked out, Sabin drags Aries to the center of the ring and then quickly climbs the ropes, then drops down and hits a senton bomb to Aries! The crowd is loving the comback from Sabin so Sabin picks up Aries and bounces off the ropes, then hits a headscissor's takedown to Aries who goes flying across the ring! Aries is back up and Sabin goes after Aries by kicking him in the stomach, then gets up up for the suplex but Aries slips out and lifts Sabin but for a belly to back suplex but Sabin flips behind Aries and lands on his feet, turns him around and lifts him up and executes the Cradle Shock onto Aries! The crowd pops loudly as Sabin goes for the cover!
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Styles: Oh come on!
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Ding! Ding! Ding!
Winner and NEW UWF Television Champion... Austin Aries!
The crowd is booing at Aries and calling bullshits as Aries leaves the ring while holding the TV title! Aries shows off the belt while walking up the ramp as Sabin shakes his head in disgust, not liking on what Aries just did to him.
The scene opens on SmackDown superstar Rob Van Dam backstage. He's looking a bit "influenced" as he looks around confused. He then shouts off-camera.
Rob Van Dam: Evan! Bourne-io, what's taking so long, man? Undertaker vs Dolph Ziggler is about to come on and we're gonna miss it because soooommmmmeonnnnnnne wanted to do Darth Vader noises in the bong and spill all the weed!
About this time, Rob's tag team partner Evan Bourne comes into frame and hands Rob something. Evan sits down and looks out of it as usual
Evan Bourne: You're just jealous because I pulled off an excellent James Earl Jones!
Rob Van Dam: Alright, you got me on that, but still, party foul on the weed, man. That was some good shit, dude!
Evan Bourne: It's alright.....it's alright.......alright?
Rob Van Dam: Alright.
Evan Bourne: ......alright......al.......
Bourne kind of slumps back in his chair and closes his eyes and just starts laughing to himself. Rob hits him in the chest and he stops and opens his eyes. Bourne is startled as he sits up.
Evan Bourne: What was that all about?
Rob Van Dam: Man, I think some of that bong water splashed into your brain. Now, come on. This is the debut edition of UWF Velocity and we're supposed to give a review of it on UWF.com. Now, pay attention.
Evan Bourne: Wait, what? We have to what?
Rob Van Dam: Yeah, a review, man.
Evan Bourne: Oh, review! I thought you said club a baby seal or some shit.
Rob Van Dam: No, just a review.........wait, huh?
As RVD is questioning this, he loses his thought and hits the button on his controller, fading out of this segment and back to Velocity.
Styles: Ladies and gentleman, it is now it's time for the main event United States Championship Unification match!
Lawler: The Undertaker has been impressive lately, however Ziggler is not to be under-estimated here!
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The arena goes dark and the chilling toll of the bells ring around the arena as The Undertaker’s eerie music plays over the PA system. The Undertaker steps out onto the stage to a series of cheers, his United States Championship around his waist. The Phenom begins to make his slow walk down the entrance ramp, coming to the ring where he climbs up the steel steps. He raises his arms and the lights come on before he gets into the ring. Undertaker then steps into the ring as another theme song begins playing.
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Dolph Ziggler’s entrance music blares out of the speakers, and the crowd explodes in cheers! After the drums kicks in, Ziggler makes his way out onto the stage. Ziggler throws his arms in the air, hyping up the fans as he does his signature spin. Ziggler shakes his hips, as he faces the cameras once again, with a confident smile on his face. Ziggler makes his way down the ramp, as he walks over to the side of the ring. Ziggler slides on the apron, as he goes to enter the ring, before stopping and sitting on the middle rope, with a smirk on his face. Ziggler enters the ring as he jumps on the middle turnbuckle, soaking in the cheers once again.
Styles: Here we go folks!
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Dolph Ziggler instantly kicks at The Undertaker right before the bell even rings, Ziggler quickly puts Undertaker in a headlock as the referee signals for the bell to ring acknowledging the match is now underway. Ziggler then does a headlock takedown on Undertaker before Ziggler quickly does a headstand, showing off as per usual. Ziggler still wraps his arms around the neck of the Undertaker. Ziggler continues to put more pressure on the hold as Undertaker gets to his feet, as Undertaker does so Ziggler then is in a piggy-back as he now moves around as he slaps the sleeper hold on Undertaker trying to wear him out however that fails as Undertaker runs backwards straight to the corner turnbuckle as Ziggler lets go of the hold. The Undertaker stumbles a few steps towards the middle of the ring as Ziggler is already on the second ropes as Ziggler leaps off looking with a double axe handle however The Undertaker side-steps before Ziggler turns around as The Undertaker meets him and connects him with a DDT. The Undertaker quickly goes for the cover.
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Styles: Impressive start by Ziggler but he must be careful here!
Lawler: This isn't going to be an easy match for either man.
The Undertaker gets back to his feet as he clutches Ziggler in a wrist-lock hold as The Undertaker heads up towards the ropes. The Undertaker gets up onto the top rope as Ziggler instantly bumps into the ropes allowing The Undertaker to be in a seated position on the top turnbuckle. Ziggler then begins punching The Undertaker as The Undertaker leans forward, his legs still on the top rope as Ziggler smiles as he gets to the apron as he leaps up and connects with a Springboard Fameasser!
Styles: OH MY GOD!
Lawler: What an impressive move by Ziggler, this surely could put him down!
Ziggler sees The Undertaker crashing into the canvas head-first, Ziggler quickly goes for the cover.
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FEET ON THE ROPES!
The crowd erupt into cheers as Ziggler cannot believe what he's seeing, Ziggler gets up as he pushes the referee claiming it was a three count. However the referee warns Ziggler not to touch him or he'll be disqualified. Ziggler is showing his frustration, Ziggler then begins to connect with an elbow drop, not once, not twice but three times in a row. Ziggler then gets up as he leaps up as high as he can before connecting with a huge elbow drop. Ziggler then places The Undertaker up on his feet, Ziggler looks for the Zig-Zag but The Undertaker ducks as Ziggler flips over however Ziggler lands on his feet as The Undertaker pushes him from behind as Ziggler goes to the ropes as he springs back. The Undertaker connects with a clothesline as Ziggler gets to his feet once again, The Undertaker looks for a second clothesline but Ziggler ducks as Ziggler rushes to the ropes as he springs back, The Undertaker tries for the big boot but Ziggler side-steps and leaps up clutching his arm over the neck of The Undertaker. It looks like Ziggler's trapped however its' a very long delayed jumping DDT. The Undertaker crashes to the mat, Ziggler then goes to the top rope as he awaits The Undertaker to get to his feet. The Undertaker takes some time, but he gets up on his feet as Ziggler leaps off as he looks for the Fame-asser however this time Ziggler fails as The Undertaker as turned away on time as Ziggler lands on his ass. The Undertaker grabs Ziggler before connecting with a quick snap suplex.
Styles: Ziggler's doing everything he can but when he misses, it becomes dangerous.
The Undertaker then gets to his feet as does Ziggler, the both lock up in the middle of the ring however The Undertaker shows upper strength with a right handed hook, The Undertaker then connects with a bodyslam before dropping down with a leg drop. The Undertaker then gets back up, clutches the wrist of Ziggler as The Undertaker looks at the corner turnbuckle indicating for the Old School. The Undertaker gets to the corner turnbuckle as Ziggler tries to fight it off however The Undertaker clutches a bit tighter, The Undertaker walks on the top rope as he goes for the Old School however Ziggler quickly counters as he looks for the Zig-Zag but The Undertaker holds onto the ropes! The Undertaker then rushes to the opposite ropes as he springs back as Ziggler gets up on his feet only for The Undertaker to clothesline him over the top rope. The Undertaker then looks around the ring as he approaches the opposite ropes once again as he rushes towards the ropes as he leaps over the top rope with a huge suicide dive crashing into Ziggler as Ziggler's head hits the barricade.
Lawler:[/B] Awe-inspiring. Every time you see The Undertaker perform something like that.
The Undertaker and Ziggler are both down, the referee begins to count but stops once The Undertaker makes movement and is up by 2. The Undertaker then grabs Ziggler and Irish-whips him towards the steel steps however Ziggler stops himself on time and strikes a back elbow on The Undertaker who was charging at him. Ziggler strikes a back-kick as The Undertaker crouches leaning over the steel steps, Ziggler takes one step up onto the apron before leaping off and connecting with an impactful fame-asser as The Undertaker crashes his head onto the steel steps. We can see a bit of blood coming out from The Undertaker now.
Styles: There's blood from The Undertaker now! Ziggler's really turned this match on!
Ziggler starts pulling his hair realizing The Undertaker is on the outside, Ziggler does his best to push him back into the ring but is unable to get him up on the apron. Ziggler grabs him in a bear-hug position and slams his back onto the apron. Ziggler repeats once more before finally being able to roll him into the ring. Ziggler instantly goes for the pinfall.
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NO! The Undertaker puts his hands on the throat of Ziggler. The Undertaker gets up on his feet as he looks for the Chokeslam but Ziggler reverses as he looks for the Zig-Zag but The Undertaker stays put as Ziggler now slaps on the Sleeper hold. The Undertaker fights it off, flipping Ziggler over his head as Ziggler hits the mat but Ziggler quickly gets up as he's met with The Big Boot. The Undertaker goes down for the cover.
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Ziggler kicks out quickly, The Undertaker then does a cut-throat taunt as Ziggler gets up as The Undertaker prepares for the Tombstone Piledriver but Ziggler counters before The Undertaker is able to perform it as Ziggler connects with a Reverse DDT. Ziggler then goes up onto the top rope as he poses to the crowd as The Undertaker kips up as he rushes to Ziggler punching him several times as The Undertaker grabs the legs of Ziggler and turns around facing the ring as The Undertaker now has Ziggler in The Last Ride however Ziggler begins punching The Undertaker as Ziggler manages to leap off landing on his feet, as Ziggler does so he connects with a huge Superkick that sends The Undertaker straight to the mat!
Styles: WHAT A SUPERKICK!
Lawler: Ziggler has been impressive but then again The Undertaker is proving why he is United States Champion!
Ziggler goes down for the cover.
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3- NO! The Undertaker kicks out at the last split second!
Styles: The Undertaker will just not give up here!
Ziggler slams the mat several times, he has no idea what there is left to do. Ziggler goes to the corner turnbuckle as he awaits for The Undertaker, Ziggler starts stomping his feet thus indicating for another Superkick. Ziggler stamps his feet hard, The Undertaker gets to his feet looking quite groggily as Ziggler goes for the Superkick but The Undertaker side-steps as Ziggler turns around as The Undertaker places his hand on Ziggler's throat, Ziggler kicks The Undertaker before Irish-whipping him to the corner turnbuckle. Ziggler charges as The Undertaker moves out of the way on time as The Undertaker turns around for a huge clothesline but Ziggler ducks before kicking The Undertaker in the back as The Undertaker hits the turnbuckle pad hard chest-first. Ziggler then looks to do a side-suplex however he only places The Undertaker on the top rope. The Undertaker is facing the rest of the crowd, his back turned from the ring, Ziggler then gets onto the apron as he leaps up onto the top rope once again before turning 180 degrees and connecting with a huge Zig-Zag!
Styles: Springboard Zig-Zag!
Lawler: If this doesn't put Undertaker down then I don't know what will.
Ziggler takes his time getting up after having hit his head on the canvas after performing that Springboard Zig-Zag. The referee looks at both men and begins making a count.
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Ziggler gets up, using the ropes to assist him.
The Undertaker sits up!
Lawler: Uh-oh! The Undertaker has sat up!
Styles: OH MY GOD!
The Undertaker gets up on his feet, shaking his head. Ziggler turns around as The Undertaker goes for the Tombstone Piledriver however Ziggler once again finds a way to escape as he rolls up The Undertaker.
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KICK OUT!
Ziggler rolls to the ropes using it to assist him to his feet once again, Ziggler goes for the Superkick but The Undertaker side-steps, The Undertaker goes for the Big Boot but Ziggler side-steps this time as Ziggler manages to place The Undertaker in a sleeper-hold however The Undertaker isn't giving up, he rushes to the corner turnbuckle as Ziggler still has the Sleeper-hold locked in. The Undertaker slams Ziggler once again into the corner turnbuckle but Ziggler is just not letting go! The Undertaker then steps up onto the first ropes, then the second before getting up onto the third. However Ziggler is standing up on the top rope as is The Undertaker. The Undertaker carefully spins himself around to be face-to-face with Ziggler. The Undertaker chokes Ziggler but Ziggler knees The Undertaker in the abdomen section. Ziggler then clutches The Undertaker in the Old School however The Undertaker being on the top rope as well decides to leap off onto the outside slamming Ziggler's arm onto the ropes in the progress. Ziggler falls back to the mat, The Undertaker drags his head out a little bit as The Undertaker gets onto the apron as he connects with a Guillotine Leg Drop! The Undertaker then goes up onto the top rope as he leaps off however Ziggler strikes up on his feet and connects with a massive Superkick!
Lawler: This surely has to put The Undertaker down, superkick after superkick, this match is approaching into it's twenty five minute mark!
Ziggler then goes for the pinfall count.
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NO! WAIT!
Styles: OH MY GOD! HELL'S GATE!
The Undertaker slaps on The Hells' Gate as Ziggler is struggling to escape, the referee checks Ziggler raising his arm once. No answer, the referee checks once more... Ziggler has his arm up... The Undertaker puts even more pressure as Ziggler gives up and taps out.
Winner by submission and undisputed United States Champion, The Undertaker (25:53)
Styles: What a match this was for Velocity!
Lawler: This match was Pay-Per-View equivalent, I wouldn't mind seeing the two go at it again!
The Undertaker is presented with both belts as Ziggler rolls out of the ring and Taker goes onto one knee and does it traditional pose with the belts. The crowd is loving this moment for The Undertaker as the show comes to a close.
CREDITS
Hardy/London, High Flyers Promo:
Hoov
Test/Carlito:
Chase
Carlito Promo:
The Red
Ziggler/Undertaker:
Andrew
Everything else:
natlav
Note from natlav: As mentioned before, the shows from here on out will be only 3 matches to better suit the writer's. Hope you all enjoyed, as well as Velocity is a bi-weekly show. Thank you to those who Trash Talked and sent in promos! Very much appreciated!
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