THE TRUTH HAS SET ME FREE
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Ladders are surrounding the ring, and the hardcore title is hanging above the center of the ring. R-Truth walks past the ladders and into the ring.
Before speaking, Truth strikes a quick pose as the fans eat it up.
All y'all Lil Jimmies can boo me all y'all want because I am happy and nothing can bring me down right now! I am so happy because I am about to be in a fatal four way Ladder Match in which I will be winning the CWF Hardcore Championship. I wasn't very happy last Monday, on Nitro, because I was scared. I was scared of these damn ladders. I am no longer scared. I have overcame my homophobia! I can now climb and climb and climb, and will never get scared! I am sure all of y'all want to know what I did to overcome my homophobia. I aint gonna lie. It was a challenge. Homophobia is a huge obstacle to overcome but I can proudly say I did it. To overcome my fear of heights, I didn't climb one building but I climbed two! Let's take a look at the buildings I climbed!
Fans boo tremendously as they feel the Twin Towers' picture is disrespectful.
Whatch'all Lil Jimmies boo'ing for? Are y'all jealous that I climbed the Twin Towers and you people can't?
Jim Ross stands up from the announce table, grabs a microphone, and enters the ring.
Sorry J.R., I don't have any barbeque sauce.
I don't care about no damn barbeque sauce right now, Truth. This is a serious sitiuation. Do you not realize what you just had put on the titantron? That was a picture of the Twin Towers. The Twin Towers got blown up on September 11, 2001 when a Terrorist crashed into them with a plane. Do you not realize how damn disrespectful it is for you to say you climbed them?
Do you not realize how damn disrespectful it is for you to interupt me when I am talking?
This isn't a joke, Truth.
Trust me, I aint no joke! So I may have not climbed these buildings, but I didn't know they were attacked, ten years ago. It was just a random picture I found online. So back the hell off, J.R. I will show everyone what I really did to overcome my homophobia.
Hang on Truth! You do realize homophobia means you hate homosexuals, don't you?
Are you saying you hate homosexuals, Jim Ross? Or are you saying you are homosexual?
I'm done, I can't get through to you.
J.R. hangs his head beneath his shoulders and walks back to the announce table.
Now, since nobody in this dump has a sense of humor, I will move on and tell you all how I truly overcame my fear of heights. Every single day this week, I went to Home Depot!
While at the Home Depot, I hung out with ladders. I spent over forty hours with ladders at the Home Depot, this week. I hugged the ladders. I kissed the ladders. Hell, I even made love to the ladders! I overcame my homophobia and as soon as I conquered my fear of heights, TMZ was there to report it! Truth plays a video of a TMZ reporter, running up to him with a microphone.
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R-TRUTH OVERCOMES HIS FEAR OF HEIGHTS
R-Truth overcoming his fear of heights was the top story on tmz.com, this week.
On Friday afternoon, when it was announced that R-Truth no longer fears heights, TMZ was first on the scene to report it, with there top reporter interviewing R-Truth.
Truth, Truth, tell me, did you ever have any doubt about getting rid of this fear of heights?
I tried to stay positive the entire time. I knew I had a match on Sunday and even though it would be a challenge, I had to get this out of the way if I wanted to win this Sunday.
Speaking of that match, TMZ has done a ton of interviews with one of your opponents, Zack Ryder.
Zack Ryder this, Zack Ryder that, Zack Ryder blah, blah, blah, blah, blah! I am tired of hearing about that waste of space! Hell, I just made history by conquering my fear of heights and you want to talk about Zack Ryder! You best better ask me a better question or you gonna get got, right her in Home Depot!
I am sorry Mr. Truth. Let's talk about your other two opponents, Austin Aries and the Hardcore Champ himself, Triple H.
You are supposed to be a TMZ reporter, not a CWF interviewer. You are supposed to interview me about overcoming this obstacle. You are supposed to present me with the Nobel Piece Prize! Where's my trophy?
I am sorry Mr. Truth but I don't have a trophy for you.
You don't have a trophy because you brought me a plaque, right?
No Mr. Truth, I did not.
R-Truth snaps and throws the reporter up against a wall in Home Depot. He holdws him up by his shirt and whispers to him so others don't hear.
I made history today. I accomplished something huge and you didn't even have the nerve to get me a plaque?
A woman shopping in the store, stops and stares at Truth holding the reporter up against the wall.
What the hell are you looking at, you soccer mom bitch?
She runs away in fear as Truth lets go of the reporter but pushes him into a ladder. He trips over a ladder and falls on his back. Truth walks off and begins to mumble to himself. As he continues walking, he talks to a TMZ camera.
I don't got to worry about no homophobia any longer! I am a new man. I am R-Truth and I am one bad ass. This Sunday, at Uprising, I will beat the Internet Goofball, Zack Ryder. I will beat, The Pink Panther, Austin Aries. And I will beat, the Gold Digger, Triple H! I will climb up a ladder and pull down that Hardcore title!
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The video on the titantron cuts as R-Truth is still standing in the ring.
Tonight is the night! Tonight is the night I climb up one of these ladders and grab the hardcore title!
Zack Ryder has been busy throughout the week, filming a horrible internet show, while I was out busting my ass, overcoming a challenge. Ryder has tweeted and talked about in his videos, multiple times, that he will be Hardcore Champion, after Uprising. Well Zack, after Uprising, you are going to be on the Disabled List! The only time you will lay a finger on the Hardcore title is if I gave you a job, cleaning the damn thing up for me. The title could sure as hell use a makeover!
Like I have said countless times before, I am sicked and tired of the Zack Ryder talk. If the man gets in my way tonight, he will get got! Now, I have two other opponents, one being the man I teamed up with, six days ago, Austin Aries. Tonight, Austin and I are no longer partners. It doesn't matter what happened six days ago, because all that matters tonight, is if he gets in my way of becoming the Hardcore champ, just like Zack Ryder, he will get got!
Now Triple H, my third opponent, here tonight. He is the Hardcore Champion going into this match, but he will never be Hardcore Champ again! I do have one question though. Trips, did you ask your wife if you were allowed to compete in a ladder match? I doubt she wants her hubby getting hurt. I don't think she has to worry about that though as I have never seen Triple H attempt to climb a ladder. His steroid-built body, probably can't make it past the second step!
Now I'm done talking for now! I am ready to win my Hardcore Title! Bring it on, Ninjas!
Truth is ready to fight but is interupted by someone who wants to talk.
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