The never get laid bed.

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Let me introduce you to the never get laid bed
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...and next to my bed is my telescope, which i use to spy on my neighbors obese wife changing. Sexy.
 

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Pfft. That bed is sweet and if the ropes sturdy then that could be pretty fun. XD

OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
 

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I bet Kelly Kelly has experience in a bed like that.
 

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Joey Styles: And here comes the wife, and OH MAH GAWD SHE'S GETTING NAKED!!!

J.R: What kind of match is this? The husband seems so be naked too and on the turnbuckle! Wa-wait, she on his sausage like a government mule!

Styles: What is this?!? Now he just broke through her like a table!!

J.R: Watch out now, this is a slobber knocker of a match, wait now he's getting a firm grip on her!!

Styles: Wait wait, it looks like the husband has finished first, the wife wins!!!!
 

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Joey Styles: And here comes the wife, and OH MAH GAWD SHE'S GETTING NAKED!!!

J.R: What kind of match is this? The husband seems so be naked too and on the turnbuckle! Wa-wait, she on his sausage like a government mule!

Styles: What is this?!? Now he just broke through her like a table!!

J.R: Watch out now, this is a slobber knocker of a match, wait now he's getting a firm grip on her!!

Styles: Wait wait, it looks like the husband has finished first, the wife wins!!!!

Implying that something sexual would be going in a WWE ring without Lawler being there :haha: