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The WrestleCrap award for the worst of wrestling only started in 2000, and doesn't go further back than that. But what if it did? What if there were awards stretching back to 1990 (the year of the Gobbledy Gooker itself)? What would win?

What I think:

1990: The Gobbledy Gooker
1991: Jim Herd in WCW
1992: Halloween Havoc 1992
1993: Hulk Hogan's WM9 win and WWE Championship run
1994: Undertaker vs. Undertaker feud
1995: either King Mabel or the Dungeon of Doom
1996: Heel JR feat. Fake Diesel and Razor
1997: The Melanie Pillman interview
1998: Hogan vs. Warrior, Halloween Havoc 1998
1999: Heroes of Wrestling
 
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The WrestleCrap award for the worst of wrestling only started in 2000, and doesn't go further back than that. But what if it did? What if there were awards stretching back to 1990 (the year of the Gobbledy Gooker itself)? What would win?

What I think:

1990: The Gobbledy Gooker
1991: Jim Herd in WCW
1992: Halloween Havoc 1992
1993: Hulk Hogan's WM9 win and WWE Championship run
1994: Undertaker vs. Undertaker feud
1995: either King Mabel or the Dungeon of Doom
1996: Heel JR feat. Fake Diesel and Razor
1997: The Melanie Pillman interview
1998: Hogan vs. Warrior, Halloween Havoc 1998
1999: Heroes of Wrestling

1990: Gooker be gone, Jose Gonzales GOT STABBED IN AN ANGLE AFTER HE MURDER BRUISER BRODY BY STABBING HIM TWO YEARS PRIOR...yeah it wins this.
1991: Jim Herd is a good shout, I think I'd go with the Persian Gulf stuff with Slaughter instead tho...but Jim Herd overall includes Oz correct? Yeah it might be Herd.
1992: Erik Watts :TI: Halloween Havoc '92 was ass also though so I can fucks with that one.
1993: Cactus Jack Amnesia angle or the Beach Blast and White Castle of Fear vignettes WCW produced :lmao
1994: Doink getting too much TV time
1995: DUNGEON OF DOOM more specifically THE YETAY
1996: Fake Diesel and Razor win this but honorable mention to the Tower of Doom match...Dungeon already won it in '95 tho.
1997: Yep, the Melanie interview
1998: Hogan vs Warrior, but both the match and the feud before...remember the mirror scene? :TI:
1999: Heroes of Wrestling for sure
 

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1984: Ivan Putski's Push in General
1985: Racist Greg Valentine
1986: Uncle Elmer / Plowboy Frazier
1987: N/A
1988: Verne Gagne Pocketing SCIV Money
1989: The Ding Dongs
1990: Stabbing of Jose Gonzalez
1991: Jim Herd's Last Stand
1992: Halloween Havoc
1993: Cowabunga
1994: Leslie Nielson Investigating Taker
1995: The Dungeon of Doom
1996: The Final Solution and Z-Gangsta
1997: Everything Regarding Brian Pillman's Death
1998: Hogan/Warrior II
1999: The Terri Runnels Miscarriage Angle
2000: Russo's Revenge
2001: Chyna Broken Neck Storyline
2002: Katie Vick

And so on, and so forth. Thoughts?
 
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Leslie Nelson looking for Taker was comedy gold fuck out of here Grim :hhh6:
 
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Yeah so why did you pick the only good part of it for the Gooker award :side:

The fact that Leslie Nielson was the only good part of that storyline makes it worthy of being on there.
 
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