Randy Wants To Show You His Snake

[Solid Snake]

“For every new writer that would show up, he come in the room put his hand down his pants, pull out his dick, touch himself, then say “I’m Randy Orton, shake my hand…oh you don’t want to shake my hand? You’re big leaguing me? That’s fucked up man. Should I tell Vince and Steph you wont shake Randy Ortons hand?”

So Randy is being accused of of basically whipping out his wiener to new writers as a way of introducing himself.

RANDY! PUT THAT AWAY! :

 

[Giggityfish80]

As funny as it sounds i question why this is being dragged up NOW? What relevance does it have?

 

[Solid Snake]

As funny as it sounds i question why this is being dragged up NOW? What relevance does it have?

Isn't that a trend right now? Digging up dirt on people just cause?

 

[Redboy123@]

Randy Orton is a great guy

 

[Giggityfish80]

Isn't that a trend right now? Digging up dirt on people just cause?

Yes funny how we love celebs but do a 180 and love watching their fall from grace

 

[Pop Tatari]

 

[Solid Snake]

Randy Orton is a great guy

Hold his snake for him.

 

[Pop Tatari]

Hold his snake for him.

He needs some big strong hands to hold his jake the snake

 

[Giggityfish80]

Surely dragging up this stuff should be punished. The Reddit user has a lot to answer for as does Court for speaking about it. Surely Randy should be the one to bring it up not some fish wife gossiper

 

[Grievous 3D]

You will not be able to stop looking at this penis snake

You're Welcome...

 

[Jay-Ashley]

@Jacob Fox

 

[edge4ever]

Well suck me sideways

 

[Giggityfish80]

So since he likes showing it to dudes don't be shocked if he comes out as gay in like 20 years

 

[Solid Snake]

So since he likes showing it to dudes don't be shocked if he comes out as gay in like 20 years

Maybe he just wants them to give him male perspective feedback on the size of it. :idk3:

 

[The Gipper]

Yes funny how we love celebs but do a 180 and love watching their fall from grace

Yea, they're really GUNNing for their demise. It's like if they could find information from the third generation. They're really being Hardwick about it.

...I'm great at puns.