Lord Tensai will interfere in Heath Slater's match and do a naked bronco buster to him. Slater will then start to cry and give up all hope.
Justin Gabriel will see his friend all sad and try to come to Slater's rescue.
Lord Tensai will not have any of it! He will take his nipple piercing out and pierce Gabriel's nipple live, right there!
Gabriel will struggle but can't stop the inevitable. Lord Tensai will let out a thunderous roar of satisfaction and pound his hairy chest.
Every Raw superstar will run down the ramp and attempt to stop this savage beast, but to no avail! He will bicycle kick each one of them upon entry.
Once they are all down he will line them up from rope to rope and let out and ungodly fart. He will keep running back and forth, bouncing of of the ropes until each superstar has been crop-dusted!
But wait! Brock Lesnar is here to save the day! Brock runs down the ramp! (The crowd would've popped if they hadn't passed out from Tensai's fumes)
He finishes what he should have years ago, and does an atomic F-5 to Tensai. The ring explodes and Brock rises from the ashes.
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I'd be surprised if it went any other way, honestly.
