ICW Get Mendoza!
We kick off tonight's show with the black cloud of ICW The New Age Kliq. Dickie Divers, Darkside, Rob Cage, BT Gunn & Chris Renfrew are in the ring & BT Gunn has a microphone. Gunn talks about how he's facing Tommy End later tonight & how he's going to kick the fuck out of the German Spunk Stain. The Oddity talks about how Stevie Boy is defending the Tag belts by himself. He says that he is sick & tired of seeing Stevie steal wins as he sits on his arse. So at Ice To See You he wants Stevie Boy & whoever his partner is tonight vs BT Gunn & Rob Cage! Dickie grabs the mic & says at Subject Remains Hatless he wants a Zero Gravity Title shot against Mark Coffey! Renfrew snatches the mic & says that Noam Dar has been going about trying to get on the card. Well Chris says he's a generous guy so he wants to give Dar a chance at YHTRTRD! Chris Renfrew vs Noam Dar! The NAK say that this month The New Age Kliq will takeover ICW if it's the last thing they do! The Kliq leave the ring as we go to the ring announcer for our opening match.
Joe Hendry's theme hits as Joe Hendry & Kenny Williams come out to big heat as James R Kennedy escorts them to the ring & Joe takes centre stage much to the chagrin of Williams.
The Wee Man & Stevie Boy come out & Wee Man has a mic. TWM says that The Bucky Boys promised some Beast of a Backup. Stevie tells the fans to get ready for the other half of the ICW Tag Team Titles....... The Beast Of Belfast Damo! Damo comes out & Stevie high fives the Belfast Beast.
ICW Tag Team Titles!
STEVIE BOY & DAMO vs THE KENNEDY ADMINISTRATION
Closing Moments: Stevie Boy leaps off the top rope onto The Kennedy Administration on the outside! Joe Hendry takes advantage & throws Stevie into the ring apron. Joe worked on the back of Boy with a Backbreaker for 2. Kenny gets tagged in & hits a Slingshot Senton. Williams stomps on Stevie's stomach & hits a kick to the head for 2. Williams hits a Rolling Thunder before tagging Hendry in. Joe runs the ropes & hits a Legdrop. Hendry went for the Force Of Nature but Boy reverses into a Reverse STO & hit a Running Dropkick to the jaw. Stevie gives the hot tag to Damo! The Beast clotheslines Hendry a few times before nailing a Spinebuster. Damo slams Joe & threw him into the turnbuckle. Kenny tags himself in & Springboards into the ring. Damo knees Williams in the gut & throws her into the turnbuckle....... Brogue Kick! Tag to Stevie Boy..... Rocket Launcher! 1! 2! 3! Stevie Boy & Damo retain the ICW Tag Team Championships!
Jackie Polo came out with a mic. Polo starts talking about how he has expanded Polo Promotions with the signings of Liam Thompson, Carmel & Jack Gallagher. Polo says that tonight Liam, Jack & Carmel are going to prove why they are the best pure athletes in UK Wrestling. Then none other than Lionheart makes his way to the ring! Lionheart gets in Jackie's face & says that he isn't 100% after his neck injury but it won't be long before he can be cleared to kick his poofy, arrogant, disrespectful little cunt in! Jackie goes to speak but Lionheart it's the Rock Bottom! Lionheart smirks & leaves the ring.
Liam Thompson, Carmel & Jack Gallagher comes out to good heat as they help Polo to his feet & check if he's ok. Mark Coffey carries him to the back as Gallagher, Carmel & Thompson taunt on the turnbuckles.
Joe Coffey came out to a huge ovation wearing Iron Man face & body paint. Coffey grabbed a mic & said that tonight he has phoned in some good pals of his kick the shit out of PP. A familiar old WWE Theme plays & Brian Kendrick & Paul London come out! Carmel argues with the ref saying that it's a mixed tag match so either Kendrick or London needs to go back to where they belong. London grabs a bag from the stage & puts a tutu on & a bra! He grabs the mic & says his name is Pauline London! The referee lets him wrestle!
POLO PROMOTIONS (LIAM THOMPSON, JACK GALLAGHER & CARMEL) VS JOE COFFEY, BRIAN KENDRICK & PAULl(INE) LONDON
Closing Moments: Kendrick & Gallagher are having a great technical showdown. Countering submissions into pinfalls into high flying move. Jack seemed to be getting the better of Brian until he hit a Spinning Heel Kick. Kendrick arm wrenches Gallagher & tags in Pauline. Double Footstomp to the arm. London runs the ropes & ducks a clothesline & hits a Headscissors. Jack tags Thompson in & Liam looks nervous as he gets into the ring & has a waistlock on Pauline but s/he snapmares Liam & kisses him on the cheek! Thompson looks freaked out & Carmel is giving dogs abuse to Paul. London throws Liam into the corner & tags in Brian & they hit a Clothesline/Chopblock combo! 1! 2! No. Thompson kicks Kendrick in the face & Spears Brian! 1! 2! No. Liam sets Brian in the tree of woe. Tag to Gallagher & Carmel gets in the ring & the 3 representatives of Polo Promotions hit a Triple Dropkick! Jack gets a 2 count. Brian gets demolished by the 2 men with a Double Powerslam, Double Superplex, a Double Rock Bottom & a Double Irish Curse Backbreaker for 2 counts. Kendrick started his come back with clotheslines to Thompson & hits a Swinging Neckbreaker. Hot tag to Joe Coffey! Coffey & Gallagher trade hard strikes & Joe gets the better of the Englishman & nails a earth shattering Spinebuster! Jack tags Thompson in & Joe hits a backdrop & a Chokebomb! 1! 2! Oh! Carmel hits a hard kick to the back of Coffey! Pauline grabs Carmel & Coffey nails a Discus Lariat to Carmel!!! 450 Splash to Carmel!!! 1!! 2!! 3!! Joe Coffey & Londrick get the hard earned victory! The 3 men celebrate as Mark Coffey stares a hole through Joe. Joe looks at his brother & Mark gives him a smirk as he goes backstage. Sweeney comes out to a huge ovation as he gets in Joe Coffey's face. Sweeney challenges Coffey to a match at Subject Remains Hatless! Joe ribs his chin & says to Sweeney that he accepts his challenge.
Joe Coffey, Brian Kendrick & Pauline London defeated Polo Promotions
Mark Dallas comes out to a great ovation as he announces that at Ice To See You, Jack Jester, Jimmy Havoc, Mikey Whiplash & Johnny Moss will defend the ICW World Championship in a Triple Threat Ladder Match as the 1st #1 contenders match will be Colt Cabana vs Grado later tonight! & the 2nd match will be at Subject Remains Hatless with Darkside...... Vs BT Gunn...... Vs Dickie Divers! Dallas then says that Jimmy Havoc coming out & saying PROGRESS Wrestling is going to demolish ICW is a load of bullshit! Mark says that if anyone on the PROGRESS gets involved in any matches then The Land Of The Insane will declare war! Then none other than PROGRESS owner Jim Smallman comes out! Smallman grabs a mic & says that he doesn't know why Havoc is using PROGRESS as a excuse to attack ICW Competitors. But he won't stand for it as Jimmy might be the PROGRESS Champ but he will give Dallas a chance at revenge to let one of his ICW Wrestlers face him for the Title at PROGRESS Chapter 16! Dallas shakes Smallman's hand & says that he likes him but he doesn't trust him. Jim says that he gives him his word.
The lights go out & we hear the Rock's 2003 intro & then it kicks in to Like A Prayer. Grado comes out to a amazing reaction! Grado & his tag partner Yum Yum high fives the front row & gets into the ring. They taunt with his bumbag like it's his belt.
Boom Boom! Colt Cabana! Boom Boom! Colt Cabana! Boom Boom! Colt Cabana! It's Colt Ca! Bana! Colt comes out to a mixed reaction as he high fives members of the crowd. Cabana gets into the ring & shakes Tom McLovin's, Simon Cassidy's & Grado's hands before taunting on all 4 turnbuckles. Cabana has a bumbag on his shoulder & Grado looks pissed.
GRADO VS COLT CABANA
Closing Moments: Both Cabana & Grado trade punches at the same time & go hit a Double Bionic Elbow to each other! Colt is up 1st & hits a scoop slam & a Seated Senton for 2. Cabana locks in a Sleeper Hold. Grado elbows Cabana a few times before pushing him off & hitting a Spinebuster! Grado goes for the Peoples Elbow but Cabana moves out the way & does Rock's hand spit punches. The Stevenson Dream ducks a Lariat & hits a Neckbreaker. Colt takes something out his bumbag but Grado is doing the same thing. Oh! It's Cabana with the Pepsi! Grado with the Irn Bru! Colt opens his can & Grado does the same........ Argh! Both men spit the drink in the opponents eyes! Grado & Colt look like there powers are draining & they drink there respected drinks. Cabana hits Grado with the Pepsi can! Chicago Skyline! 1! 2! No?!?! What?!?! How did Grado kick out?!?! Cabana is legitimately shocked as he argues with the ref pleading it was a 3 count. Colt picks up Grado's Irn Bru & with regret drinks it. Cabana tans the can & gives a mighty yell! Colt goes to the corner & signals for the Wee Boot! No! Stunner! Cabana rolls out the ring & Grado puts is head in his hand. Grado throws Colt into the ring. 1! 2! No?! Grado now begs McLovin to make it a 3 count. Colt Cabana gets up & plants Grado with the Wee Boot! Yum Yum rolls into the ring & goes to attack Cabana but Colt ducks & hits a Bionic Elbow. Grado gets up & goes for the F5 but Cabana reverses into a Rock Bottom! 1! 2! No! Grado kicks out again! Cabana hits a 2nd Chicago Skyline! 1! 2! 3! Colt is going to Ice To See You! Cabana, Grado & Yum Yum have a Pepsi bash & walk backstage together.
Colt Cabana defeated Grado
Unearth Zombie Autopilot plays & Tommy End, with Dante at ringside comes out to a mixed reaction. End leaps into the ring & The Sumerian Death Squad wait for The New Age Kliq.
Ol' Dirty Bastards' Shimmy Shimmy Ya plays as BT Gunn & Rob Cage comes out to gigantic heat. Gunn around the ring & leaps onto the apron as he & Cage taunt in the corners.
TOMMY END VS BT GUNN
Closing Moments: This is a full out war. End is bleeding from the mouth as BT throws Tommy out the ring. Suicide Dive! Gunn nails some knife edge chops to Tommy before slamming his head into the post. BT throws End into the ring & gets a 2 count. Gunn strangles End with his boot & laughs as Eddie Sideburns pulls BT off. Gunn waits for Tommy to get up & plants a vicious Superkick for 2. Gunn grabs Tommy's legs & kicks 1 half of The Sumerian Death Squad in the balls! End squirms around the ring as BT taunts the crowd. Gunn kicked End in the chest a few times before hitting a Spinning Backfist for 2. Gunn goes for the Codebreaker/Face Fucker but Tommy pushes him off & nails a Yakuza Kick! End throws BT in the air & nails a chop to the face! Gunn screams to the delight of the fans & Tommy takes Gunn's NAK shirt off & nails a load of STIFF high kicks & chops! Tommy hits a Enziguri to a cornered BT! 1! 2! No. End climbs up top & goes for a Double Footstomp but Gunn rolls out the way & nails a Backstabber! End goes for a Roundhouse Kick but BT ducks & hits a Superkick! Tommy goes to the apron & goes for a Springboard Clothesline but BT moves & hits the Face Fucker! 1! 2! 3! Gunn wins! BT & Rob Cage stomp on End until Dante runs in & nails Cage with a Spear! Gunn rolls out the ring & Cage is alone. Tommy climbs up top..... Double Footstomp! Rob rolls to the outside & BT grabs him & drags him to the back.
BT Gunn defeats Tommy End
Mikey Whiplash makes his way to the ring as he saunters out & rolls in. Whiplash looks at the audience & has a look of distain on his face.
Jimmy Havoc comes out to big heat as he carries the PROGRESS Staff. Havoc smirks as he threatens some fans before rolling into the ring & raising the staff high into the air.
Big Johnny Moss comes out & looks ready to eat someone. Moss high fives 1 or 2 fans before sliding into the ring & chasing Whiplash & Havoc out the ring. Johnny leaps on the turnbuckles roars to the crowds delight.
Finally Jack Jester's theme hits & he storms out & doesn't wait he gets right into it chasing Jimmy around the ring before Havoc gets into the ring & clotheslined by Johnny. Jester & Moss argue over who got the 1st punch but they hit a Double Belly To Back Suplex to Mikey.
MIKEY WHIPLASH & JIMMY HAVOC VS JOHNNY MOSS & JACK JESTER
Closing Moments: Moss throws Mikey into his corner & tags in Jester & they hit a Double Arm Drag/Backbreaker combo. Jester nails some chops to Whiplash & goes for a Backdrop but Mikey landed on his feet & dropkicked Jester in the left leg. Whiplash kicked Jester in the face & tagged Havoc in. Jimmy nails a Running Knee to the jaw for 2. Havoc headbutts Jester before nailing a DDT. Whiplash throws in a steel chair, a trash can & a trash can full of weapons. Jimmy picks up a trash can lid & cracks Jack square in the eyes. Whiplash gets tagged in & nails him with a trash can. Jester gets busted open & Mikey hits him loads of times with the can. Snap DDT onto the bashed can! 1! 2! No. Johnny gets into the ring & nails a Yakuza Kick to Jimmy off the apron. Whiplash throws a chair at Moss' head & Johnny rolls out the ring. Havoc pulls a cane from under the ring & cracked Moss in the head! Jimmy & Johnny kick the shit out each other in the crowd as Jack starts fighting back in the ring & hits Whiplash with a mop. Jester picks up the mini ukelele & busted it over Mikey's head! 1! 2! No. Whiplash gets slammed onto the chair & hit a Back Senton. Meanwhile Mossy & Havoc are at the bar & Jimmy hits Moss with a Vodka bottle! Havoc makes his way to the ring & Jester grabs his corkscrew. Oh my Christ! Jester is carving his name in Whiplash's forehead! Jimmy rolls Jack up! 1! 2! No! Havoc kicks Jester in the balls. Cookie sheet to the back of the head. Jimmy is in control with stiff chair shots to Jester. Whiplash picks up the STOP sign & plants Jester in the top of the head. Mikey & Jimmy grab 2 barbed wire bats from the weapon filled trashcan. Havoc grates the bat across Jack's head! Mikey waits for Jester to get & plants him with it! Moss gets into the ring with 2 beer bottles! Oh! 1 to the head of Jimmy! Another to Mikey! Jester rolls out the ring as Johnny goes to town on both men. Havoc kicks Mossy in the gut & Whiplash & him go for a Double Suplex. But Moss reverses & Suplexes both men! Whiplash rolls out the ring as Havoc gets battered by Johnny. Moss goes for a running move to Jimmy but the PROGRESS Champion throws a chair at his head. Death Valley Driver! No! Mossy drops behind &-HOLY SHIT! A German Suplex through the trashcan! 1! 2! 3! Johnny Moss & Jack Jester win! Johnny Moss will face Jester & Havoc & You Have The Right To Remain Dead! Moss offers a handshake to Jack. Jack accepts! Wait! Jester kicks Mossy in the gut & nails a Tombstone! Jester raises his ICW Championship above his head.
JOHNNY MOSS & JACK JESTER DEFEATED JIMMY HAVOC & MIKEY WHIPLASH
ICW You Have The Right To Remain Dead!
ICW Championship!
Jack Jester vs Jimmy Havoc vs Johnny Moss
Chris Renfrew vs Noam Dar
Joe Coffey vs Kenny Williams
Darkside vs Colt Cabana
ICW Tag Team Championships!
Guinness & Buckfast (Stevie Boy & Damo) vs Knights Of Greggs (Grado & Yum Yum) vs Polo Promotions (Liam Thompson & Jack Gallagher) vs Londrick (Paul London & Brian Kendrick)
