CWF - Past War Trashtalking #12 (Merging Issue)

[Andrew]

CWF - Past War Trashtalking #13 (Merging Issue)

This thread is for Swagger (Rawisrey), Ryder (Awesome Miz), Lesnar (???), CM Punk (Rock), Sheamus (Lubininho), Kevin Thorn (Sam)

RULES:

• There is a posting order.

 

[Andrew]

This is for The Miz (Soccerboy) and Chris Jericho (BronzyCoder)

Good luck!
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[Andrew]

CWF Monday Night WAR: Finlay vs. Kane

This thread is for Finlay (Ants) and Kane (Chris Dresdon)

Good Luck!
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[Andrew]

CWF Monday Night WAR: Rock vs. Christian - Non Title, No DQ, No Countouts!

This thread is for The Rock (Hoov) and Christian (Andrew)

First time one on one here in CWF, Good Luck!
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[Andrew]

CWF Monday Night WAR: Tag Team Final Qualifiers (Drew & Mason vs. Foley & Austin)

Hoov vs. Andrew again on CWF :O

Best of luck!
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[Andrew]

GO!

Christian's theme song 'Just Close Your Eyes' hits the arena... The crowd erupts in boo's with only a few cheers heard. Christian comes from behind the curtain with a microphone.

Christian;

Last night I did something none of you ever dreamed of. That was for me to take out your 'Hero' Randy Orton. You 'peeps' have far too many heroes it almost sounds like we've got Batman, Superman and Spiderman here but let me tell you something folks. There is no hero in Championship Wrestling Federation, there is only a villain and that villain is me, Christian. I am more than happy to annihilate and dismantle these so-called heroes of yours, when I took Randy Orton out, I felt good but... unfortunately, unfortunately that wasn't enough. Randy took me out and made me lose to Kane, a person I didn't need to face because he disagreed with me on a few things. There is no opportunity here for me in CWF, I can't even contend for the freakin' World Heavyweight Championship and when I look at the Intercontinental Championship, I see a bunch of losers fighting in packs of eight... battling for the one gold. I am on a better level than that, in fact... just two weeks ago, I beat The Rock. I pinned him, did the unthinkable. I proved management that I deserve this title opportunity one more time, but they're not going to listen. You know... this match has me thinking and it has me thinking very, very hard... You know Rocky, there's no Disqualifications, No count-outs... The rules are very simple yet so dangerous. If these 'people' of yours aren't careful, they could be hurt... just like you Rocky. You've beaten me before but you've never pinned me but I have. That's where we're different, you have that title on your shoulder and I don't and I deserve every single right to be holding what you are right now, if it wasn't for Finlay hitting me in the back with a chair and John Cena delivering an Attitude Adjustment.

Christian still on the entrance ramp looks towards the crowd, he takes his jacket off, he slides into the ring as he sits on a chair.

If it wasn't for all those things Rocky, I'd be CWF Champion. Maybe I'd still be nice to these 'peeps', I just quite don't know Rocky... Actually, I do know. These people are absolutely useless, they cheered on a hero like Randy Orton and they allowed me to suffer to a tombstone piledriver. This week, none of that happens. None of this crap happens Rocky, I don't care if you think I'll suffer because I know myself I won't. As I said before, No Rules, No Count-Outs... You see that Steel Cage hanging above me right now? That's prepared for The Miz and Chris Jericho, but... our match is the main event... I could have it lowered, we could brawl in a cage filled with weapons. Oh yeah, I'd like that... We could be anywhere but the one thing... the pinfall counts right in the ring. So it doesn't matter where we end up, it all counts in this very ring Rocky. Come Monday not only I will beat you down to a bloody pulp but I will make sure you are not at Retribution. Finlay managed to get another chance against you Rocky and if I injure you and make you suffer... then I'm more then happy of damaging Finlay's needs to become Champion. After what Kane did to me last week, he has no chance of touching me this week. Not even Finlay stands a chance of touching you... I'm not going to stop anybody beating us down, bring your MILLIONS of people, bring whoever because there is just one person.... One person is all I need to gain all the protection, let me introduce you to him.

Christian stands up and smiles, instantly music is heard...



Big Show walks from behind the curtain, he slowly steps up the steel steps as he enters the ring.

The Big Show;

That's exactly right Christian. While The Rock has the 'Millions' of people backing him up, you're not provided with any protection. But I, I am able to help you out here Christian. I am going to make sure nobody interferes this very match. These little punks out there think it's funny that Kane and Randy Orton got the better of you last night, one punch and lights are out. I'd be careful if I was you. Rocky, I'm not going to interfere this match but if someone comes out... I'll have no problem knocking them out with my very 'fist'.

Big Show closes his fist as the camera zooms in, Big Show smiles and continues on.

I am going to be Christian's personal assistant from now on, I am going to make sure that Christian does not get hurt in any form whatsoever. If Christian gets hurt, they're going to have to go through a 500lb giant and trust me you little punks out back giggling like a school girl won't want that at all. So Rocky, why don't you come out here before the lights go out?







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[Lub]

"It's a shameful thing ..."

[video=youtube;ybjw-Stcr28]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybjw-Stcr28&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Sheamus’s theme hits the PA System as Sheamus himselve is standing under the titantron and walks down the ramp. In the middle of the ramp he starts to scream loudly and hitting his chest as a sign of his force. The crowd boos loudly as Sheamus goes down near the ring, he goes up the steel steps, looks at the booing crowd and enters the ring over the second rope. Then he goes in the middle of the ring and again screaming and hitting his chest. Then he goes to the side of the ring, that is near commentary tables and asks for microphone. As he gets it, he goes back to the middle and starts to talk with his Irish accent ...

I came out he'e fi'st, because I want to sta't this battle. Well, it's not a battle, it's business of ou' team, because the othe' team, they will be he'e, just to make us look stronge'. At Ret'ibution we face each othe' fo' Inte'continental Championship, which means, that I can't believe none of these idiots, who a'e goin' to be in this ring with me. But I can say that I have an inch of respect fo' one of contestants in this match. And that man is CM Punk. Last edition of WA' he impressed me a lot and I'm happy that I can fight with this man against weak guys like Zack Ryder. That guy has his Inte'net show, where he is makin' f'om himselve an idiot. People like me o' CM Punk don't need any stupid shows to make ou'selves popula'. We a'e popula' because of ou' actions and that's what makes us bette', stronge' and mo'e famous than anyone else. When you say wo'd Warrio' who will you think of fi'st? Of cou'se of me, The Celtic Warrio' Sheamus. And when you say Straight-Edge-Savio'? Of cou'se CM Punk, but what's going through everyone's mind, when you say Biggest idiot of Inte'net Netwo'k? Zack Ryde' and millions of othe's. Ya know, me and Punk, we a'e fi'st class, we a'e the ones, who can be called wrestlers. But ya know Punk, don't think, that I like ya. Yer my opponent at Retribution, so eithe' me o' ya can strike at any time ...

Sheamus makes a few steps in the free ring and continues his speech ...

Last week su'prised me one thing and I mean the match whe'e Miz won Inte'continental title f'om Jericho. I mean that guy is not a wrestle', he's just a jukebox, that is repeating one wo'd again and again and again. And he didn't even dese've that match, I dese'ved a shot at that title, not some kind of a rooste'. I am The Celtic Warrio', The Irish Cu'se and some fella with mohawk on his head takes took that oppo'tunity f'om me? I think that WA' GM is making fun of me. I dese've to fight fo' World Heavyweight title, but I unde'stand, that I have to begin somewhe'e, but this is too much! I hope that GM is listenin' to me now, because I wanna tell him, that next WA' I want to face The Rock and I'll win and with my win I'll prove, that I dese've to fight for that shiny title. Who is Finlay, I should take his spot in that match, he didn't deserve numbe' one contende'ship. We have a serious team and we have to fight "Strong man with no brain ..", the internet clown and All American American Jackie? Those three fellas are nothing more than waste of space. So whete' ya like it o' not, I'm two time WWE Champion and I made all by myself. By my ha'd wo'k. And I know, that you people around he'e came to to watch ME! This match is the real MAin Event, because I'm in this match. I don't need respect of ya people, because all I need is the championship, that is The Rock holding in his di'ty hands. I don't care what you people or anyone else is sayin', I'm he'e in CWF a sho't time, but I proved, that I belong to the top of this company. The era of Celtic Warrio' has just began and in this match I'm gonna show you how dominant my era is going to be. Like it or not, someone's gonna get hu't tonight ...​

 

[Andrew]

Now I know that I can't make you stay
'Famous Last Words' are played throughout the arena, the titantron comes to life

But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
But where's your?

And I know there's nothing I could say
To change that part
To change that part
To change

Out comes McIntyre & Ryan

So many bright lights to cast a shadow, but can I speak?

They look at the crowd who erupts into cheers, Drew has a smile on his face as Mason and Drew walk down to the entrance ramp. They hop onto the apron as Mason Ryan grabs a microphone.

Mason Ryan;

Last week, we did what we said we'd do. That was the last chapter of the 'Book of Truth'... The last chapter that was 'The Book of Lies'. We've accomplished everything we've needed to do so far and here we are, back to square one... facing Stone Cold Steve Austin and his friend Mick Foley. The two of the biggest names in wrestling teaming up, all week I've been wondering... how is it possible to stop the two biggest name in wrestling? With the crowd cheering louder for them than us... What do we do? We haven't been in the company for long but all this noise, all this cheering for them... It almost makes us feel like you don't really respect us, but... after our win last week. I know that you people still like us, it's just Mick and Steve have been around longer, they're better known then we are, that's fine with us. But now we're facing the man who's done it all, the most 'Hardcore' man on the planet and the biggest son-of-a-bitch Stone Cold Steve Austin. Once again, how is this possible... It's almost like going to Wrestlemania for us, it really is...

Drew asks Mason for the microphone.

Drew McIntyre;

As much as we respect you... there's somethin' that's been botherin' me for quite some time. Mark Henry and Montel Vontavious Porter. These two hav'nt wrestled as much as we lads 'ave lately and I'm quite sick o' them bein' the champs. So wha' do y' say Steve? How 'bout we pin each other at 'he same time so we both can go beat the tag champs down 'n send 'em a message or two.

OOC: Going with a different direction here Hoov...


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[The Hoov]

As Christian and Big Show look out at the crowd, who is boo-ing them right out of the building, the lights dim a bit. Then, a different theme begins to play to everyone's confusion.


[video=youtube;m6Z5gMvUqHE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Z5gMvUqHE&feature=fvsr[/video]

…....IS COOKIN'?!

The crowd bolts to life as they hear The Rock's new re-vamped theme song. The CWF World Heavyweight Champion emerges from the back and has his eyes dead-locked on the ring. He marches toward the ring and climbs onto the apron after grabbing a microphone from ringside. He scales the turnbuckle and holds his title high above his head. He then looks down at Christian and the Big Show as he climbs through the ropes and into the ring.


The Rock: Christian! Captain Charimsa! How ya' doin, man? Are you feeling ok? Or does that ass whoopin' still sting?! First things first, The Rock has just got to know, where do you get these things at? The Rock knows for a fact they don't just sell apes at the store. You have to special order things like that, right? Big Show, The Rock ain't seen your monkey ass since The Rock was whoopin' it years back. It's been a while, how ya' been Show?


The Rock extends his hand towards The Big Show but Show just gives him a blank stare. Rock pulls back his hand and continues on.

The Rock: Ok, well The Rock can see you're not in the reunion kind of mood. Neither is The Rock. What The Rock is in the mood for is layin' the smack down on somebody's candy ass and look who drew next in line. Christian, you come out here, running your mouth off about how you beat The Rock. Ain't nobody beat The Rock. Let The Rock explain something to you. Let The Rock lay it all out for you crystal clear. Christian, you did not, you have not, and you will not EVER beat The Rock because, Christian, The Rock not only is The People's Champion, not only is The Rock The Great One, not only is The Rock The Most Electrifying Man in All of Entertainment, but The Rock is something you will never be and that is CWF World Heavyweight Champion. This title The Rock has draped over his shoulder means that The Rock is the very best at what he does and that's whoopin' ass and takin' names!


The Rock is getting cheered on like nobody's business. Christian and Show are still just glaring at The Rock. Rock notices this.


The Rock: Christian, Show, does The Rock make you a little nervous? A little uneasy even? Well, how about The Rock talks about a subject that's a little uneasy to The Rock. You see, The Rock saw what you did to Randy Orton last week on WAR. You took two chairs and did a little con-chair-to. Well, The Rock has it on good authority that your little stunt cost Randy maybe a couple of months of his career that he'll never get back. That doesn't sit well with The Rock. But let The Rock just say this: When Randy does come back, you better watch your ass!


The crowd cheers as Christian and Show laugh at Rock's statement.


The Rock: Laugh all you want, but The Rock can see it. The Rock can feel it. The Rock can SMELL it. Can you Smell it, Christian? That's the smell of fear. The smell of uncertainty. Christian, the reason you aren't CWF Champion is because you can't pull it off. Enough with the conspiracy theories. The Rock says this: Christian isn't good enough to be CWF World Heavyweight Champion. You call yourself the best in the world, but The Rock has proof right on his shoulder that you aren't. And it doesn't matter if you have some big fat piece of monkey crap sitting in your corner, The Rock is going to prove to you why they call me The Great One....


The Rock lifts his microphone up.

The Rock: IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLL-LALALALALALALALALALOW! WHAT THE ROCK........IS COOKIN'?!


The Rock drops his microphone down and stares at Christian and Show, awaiting a response.​

 

[Andrew]

Big Show cuts The Rock off, towering over him.

The Big Show;

Who do you think you are trying to make fun of my weight? All my life I've had people try to 'bully' me, make fun of what I am. I am a giant Rocky, I am the 'World's Largest Athlete' and with my very fist, I can knock you out. Yeah you may have beaten me in the past but things have changed Rocky... It's not about me, it's about the person I'm protecting, Christian. For years we've both suffered 'bullying' from others and right now... we're taking out our anger on each and every single one of you people. I don't want some reunion here Rocky, you don't deserve anything at all. Times have changed... but you're still the same person, telling people to stick it where the sun don't shine, calling people jabroni's et cetera, et cetera... We've both been in movies Rocky, we've both been champions... we're on the same level here. You may possess that very Championship belt right now but it won't be long before Christian gets his opportunity back once again, with me being the 'protector' everybody on this roster needs to be more careful. Not even you stand a chance Rocky. It doesn't matter if you're Superman, the 'people's champion' or just some little bug I happen to squash... What matters to me is the fact you managed to retain that very Championship belt and you've left Christian hanging to dry, after seventeen long years... He wanted this more than he likes pizza. All these chances, were thrown out the door all and it wasn't because of you... it was because of Finlay and John Cena, those two stole the opportunity right there that night. You didn't even pin Christian, now I want you to listen carefully here Rocky... The fact you didn't pin Christian means that Christian still has his opportunity to get a Championship shot against you, I know the General Manager doesn't like it but we'll make it happen either way. If Christian here can beat you, he deserves a shot against you, one on one for a later date and I'm quite sure everybody in the arena would like to see that happen once again. It's quite unfortunate I'm not a wrestler at the moment but a 'protector' because right now, I'm more than happy to put this fist straight to your jaw Rocky. All this disrespect you've given Christian has gone on for too long Rocky, way too long.

Christian demands to speak, Big Show lets him.

Christian;

Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky... Do I look nervous? No. I brought Big Show out here because knowing the stipulation in this match you could bring out Randy Orton, you could bring out every little jabroni's out to attack me. With Big Show being a dominant force, nothing will come our way, which is exactly why I will beat you to a bloody pulp. The CWF Heavyweight Championship may have to be vacated at Retribution. Speaking of 'Retribution', the meaning behind the name is exactly what this match is all about. Payback, Revenge... It's something I've been seeking for, for quite some time. After watching the opportunity slip away from me, I've been dying to face you one on one. What I did to Randy Orton was to stop him getting above me, at Retribution... I will make sure Randy Orton turns up because what I will do to you this Monday, will be the exact same to what I will do to Randy. I'm not worried about anybody here Rocky, it doesn't bother me if Randy Orton comes out here, John Cena, Finlay... You're just lucky that Finlay saved your ass last week, if it wasn't for him... That Championship belt of yours would be long gone. So... does that make you UNEASY?

Christian chuckles, the crowd boo's heavily as a Rocky chant starts. Big Show grabs the microphone.

The Big Show;

Shut up! How dare you interrupt Christian here. If you Rocky think Randy Orton is going to get the one up on Christian here, you're dead wrong. This week isn't about Randy Orton, this week is about you. About Christian finally getting the opportunity and we'll make sure Tazz watches this match carefully because he'll need to. Tazz will see why Christian is one of the best workers here in CWF, if Tazz doesn't give Christian the ultimate opportunity at a future date then poor Tazz will have to mess with me and that won't be pretty. And who are you to say Christian isn't the best, the way he lost at Extreme Rules was blasphemy! The fact YOU did not pin Christian means a lot to us, the fact you did not COMPLETE your job properly means that Christian is still superior. Christian is still better than you because you've yet to PIN Christian. That tag match a couple of weeks ago, I believe Christian managed to PIN YOU instead. So quit with your lies Rocky and just admit, Christian is better than you and it will be proven on Monday. With Tazz watching, he will realize that Christian will indeed need to become the number one contender after Retribution.

With that being said Rocky, on Monday... if any one of your 'People' try to attack Christian, I'll be there to stop it and I will KNOCK OUT each and every single person who comes our way... The dominance force is right here Rocky, now you've got a handful on your plate... If you don't bring anybody out... I'll be happy to sit and commentate, do you understand what I'm saying to you right now Rocky? Do you? Because...

Big Show fakes a Knock Out Punch as The Rock flinches just a little, Big Show smiles as The Rock interrupts.


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[The Hoov]

*GLASS SHATTERS*

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The crowd ignites as the legendary Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his way out to the ring. He has a slight smirk on his face.

Austin marches down the ramp and climbs into the ring. He scales each turnbuckle saluting his fans with his trademark middle fingers. Steve is handed a microphone and begins to speak to Drew and Mason.

Stone Cold: Well, ya' see, I was plannin' on comin' down to this ring, expectin' the both of ya' to be rippin' Mick and I to shreds. Saying we're too old, we're washed up, we can't make it no more, but ya' come out here and take the high road. I respect ya' for that. I really do. The fact that weeks ago you came out here and viciously tore people apart makes it all the more strange to ole' Stone Cold. You guys wouldn't be tryin' to pull the wool over Stone Cold Steve Austin's eyes would ya'? Or this man's.


[video=youtube;f27LmrdY_MQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f27LmrdY_MQ[/video]


The crowd ignites once more as Mick Foley, dressed up as his alter ego Cactus Jack, appears on the ramp and starts making his way down to the ring.

Foley walks into the ring and is handed a microphone as well. He then addresses Drew and Mason himself.


Mick Foley: You see, Steve, you have a damn good point. What kind of scam are you trying to pull? Is this all a rouse so I won't tear you limb from limb or Steve to open up one of those cans of Whoop Ass he always seems to keep handy? Drew, Mason, you better get to explaining before I get to beating.


Foley then gets right near them and says his signature phrase.

Mick Foley: BANG BANG!


Foley and Austin await a response from the two men from the U.K.​

 

[SoccerBoy]

[video=youtube;9CZ8_B805Bw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CZ8_B805Bw[/video]
"I Came to Play"by Downstait begins to play over the PA System. The Miz and the sexy Maryse come out to the stage to a crowd of boo's. They pause at the stage as Maryse begins to speak with the mic in her hand.

Maryse: Ladies and Gentlemen allow me to introduce to you the new Intercontinental Champion The MIZ!!!!!!! Il est votre champion impressionnant et il mérite tout votre respect.

The Miz turns to her and picks up his mic and begins to talk

The Miz: Thank you for the introduction Maryse, it was lovely like you. Aren’t I just the most awesome to hold this title? But let’s get to the reason why we are out here. This past Fourth of July I won my first championship here in CWF in just my third match. Just like I said I was going to do. I got into that ring and I defeated Chris Jericho after he said that the only thing I was going to do was talk and that when the time came I was going to fail in capturing that championship. Well Jericho look at what I have around my shoulder, so I guess I proved you wrong.

The Miz puts his microphone down and they walk down the ramp ignoring the fans. They get onto the ring apron and they each do their taunt. Afterwards the Miz picks up his mic and begins to talk again like he usually does.

The Miz: So now, I want everyone to show some respect for the Intercontinental Champion. When I joined CWF I knew that I was going to capture gold no matter what. My goal of doing so was achieved in less than 4 matches and my first month here in CWF. This is why I am the most entertaining and charismatic in CWF. Before long I will be the face of the most entertaining show of the wrestling industry…Monday Night WAR.

The Miz: My first title defense as the new champion will be at this upcoming WAR where I will be facing Chris Jericho in a Steel Cage match. Now I could stand here and say why do I need to defend my newly acquired champion one mere week after I won it. But that is not me I love challenges. Although since I already beat Jericho one and I have already won a Steel Cage Match here on WAR. My first title defense against Jericho will be a walk in the park. Speaking of Jericho, I want to congratulate you on finally dropping these pathetic fans.

As soon as the fans hear the last comment the fans begin to boo The Miz really loudly causing him to stop talking for a moment.

The Miz: Just listen to the way they boo me. I know that they despise so much. But that is nothing new to me. I don’t need the CWF universe; I don’t them to cheer for me because I am my own man. They did not help me win this championship, it was all me. I’m glad you finally realized that all they are money in our pockets. So Jericho come out here and give us your thoughts on our match this week. But I do have one last thing to say to you, you are not going to win our match this week. Because CWF needs me to be their Intercontinental Champion, because you are so 2001 and don’t look like a champion anymore. This is what a Champion looks like.

The Miz raises up the Intercontinental title a little bit and begins to say his catchphrase

BECAUSE I’M THE MIZ

AND I’M

The fans do their usual taunt of always as they yell "Awesome" before the Miz does

AWE………

The Miz is unable to finish his catchphrase as he is interrupted by Jericho​

 

[Andrew]

Drew looks at Stone Cold.

Drew McIntyre;

I can honestly tell ya that this ain't no scam at all, ya see Steve. What I'm proposin' 'ere is that we don't fight. What I'm proposin' is that we've already shown CWF that we have the potential to beat Mark Henry 'n MVP. Now when two guys respect two bigger guys like you, what's the purpose o' a match? Just to see who's the better man? Ya see we don't wanna do that, what we want to do is call out Tazz. We want ev'ry tag team facin' us in a Tag Team Rumble Match at Retribution, what do you think o' that Mason?

Mason smiles as he looks at Mick Foley.

Mason Ryan;

The reason why we're doing this is because we're undefeated, you lost unfortunately to the New Age Outlaws a few weeks ago but we see the potential in you. You're wanting gold, just like everybody out back. Secondly, it would be more ass-kicking for the both of us, so... are you in agreement? 'Cos if you are, I'm sure Tazz is gonna come out here.
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[Chris Dresdon]

The titantron screen lights up with Kane, standing close to the camera as it gets a shot of the menacing stare he's giving it.

Kane:With each and every week, my words become reality. My prophecy plays out in my actions as I whip through the arena like a hurricane-like wind and scatter the CWF superstars about like fallen leaves. But not only do I possess physical dominance and psychological advantage over them all, I also possess the doomsday switch, the final part of my uphill climb that will catapult me to the point that I can best control the company from. But that's not what my focus is on, my attention is on the next man that fate has decided to place before me, the man they call Finlay.

Kane pauses for a moment before continuing.

Kane: The CWF fans are waiting to see if the man that loves to fight can put an end to my streak of destruction, and their support and your opinion of yourself has you feeling like you can, and that you'll do it quite easily. But allow me to be he who bursts your bubble and tell you that not only will you not do it easily, you won't accomplish it at all. When I look at you, David, I don't see a tough Irishman that loves to fight. I see a pathetic man that's done more dancing around with vertically challenged leprechauns than handing someone a defeat. Not even with your best shillelagh shot could you come close to bringing this Red Machine down for a three count, David, I am an entity that cannot be conquered. Ask Randy Orton, ask Triple H, ask John Cena! Or if you'd rather wait until WAR, you can find out the hard way. I hope there will be bagpipe players in attendance, Finlay, because there's going to be an Irish funeral come Monday.

Kane breaks out into his traditional wicked laughter as the screen goes blank. As the camera pans to the ring, suddenly a familiar theme begins to play.​

 

[Andrew]

OOC: Get posting. I've edited the first post...

Lack of TT is disappointing me here, so everyone can post.